LFM's that probably won't fill....

[Towrn]

Please feel free post screen shots of LFM's that you think are funny and will never fill.

Only a few requests, please blackout or whiteout any names and don't post anyones name, I'm all for having fun and joking at someone being stupid, but don't want to see people getting banned for a laugh.

This one made me chuckle.

[Enochroot]

I was just laughing about that one myself - nice post.

[Lithic]

No screenshot, but I'm always a big fan of:

Pit Elite, no noobs, experienced only, need guide, lvl 8-10 (party leader is lvl 7).



The old ghosts of perdition runs for caster/clerics only lead by a single monk or ranger were always entertaining as well. Nowadays its a single caster/cleric looking for 5 melees for bauble hunting heh.

[moops]

Not an LFM--but I joined a LFM for Catacombs Elite 7 -9, there were 2 Tanks and 3 cleric hirelings--I quickly found something lese to do.

[Krag]

"Subterranean Slayer/Rares. No noobs, be selfsufficient!"

[Arnya]

Bit off-topic but I can't help myself..... LFM from the biggest jerk ever to run on Sarlona, and a fan message

[sirgog]

Bit off-topic but I can't help myself..... LFM from the biggest jerk ever to run on Sarlona, and a fan message

That cracks me up. How are they ever going to fill a group for WW part 3?

[~Quozl]

There was one awhile back that stated 'don't bother if more than 2 classes, noob.'

[Sirea]

"Subterranean Slayer/Rares. No noobs, be selfsufficient!"

I don't see anything wrong with that one. I'd probably join it.

There was on on Ghallanda last night for Genesis Point. "Need XP/Guide/Puzzle Solver/Lorinthor's Belt" It sat up there for a good 30 mins or so. I mean, he wasn't asking for much, was he?

[Garth_of_Sarlona]

hey at least he was honest... I'd rather have someone say they don't know the quest early on and follow, than someone who thinks they know it and doesn't follow directions.

Garth

[Lorz]

So...um...your saying my Abbot Elite - Need Guide isnt gonna fill

[Maxwell1380]

"Subterranean Slayer/Rares. No noobs, be selfsufficient!"

I'd join that. Not seeing a problem with that one at all.

[Shamurai]

I'd possibly join the Sub T One.. I've been learning my way around there.

[Krag]

There are several problems with this Sub LFM.

1. It is challenging to be selfsufficient in Sub. 95% of the characters who can breeze through Vale killing everything on their own can't hold their ground in Sub.

2. Sub slayer is inefficient. It might or might not be fun to kill things there but from the point of earning exp/money you are either doing skelly runs or going to the raid spot or don't enter Sub at all.

[Mav145]

I like to go through the Sub once just to try and get my explorers done...then, just run to the raids and rack up whatever kill count occurs. Definitely, won't be going there just to repetitively do slayers although with a raid group it is fairly easy to get those kills.

[Towrn]

You are all missing the point.....

This thread was supposed to be funny and lighthearted, NOT erupt into meaningful and useful conversation.....

Stop with all your inane drivel of the Sub and put up some screen shots dammit .

[Kalari]

two of my favorites the first one would fill (happened to be one of the chicks in the party lol) the bottom one offered lap dances but I think people didnt want that offer:




Im thinking the first guy isnt going to get lucky with either request or a group and the second ones insults cracked me up. Yeah thats a great way to get people in calling them knuckleheads lmao I love Sarlona..its so chaotic here

[Arnya]

That cracks me up. How are they ever going to fill a group for WW part 3?

I know, right?

[Solmage]

There are several problems with this Sub LFM.

1. It is challenging to be selfsufficient in Sub. 95% of the characters who can breeze through Vale killing everything on their own can't hold their ground in Sub.

2. Sub slayer is inefficient. It might or might not be fun to kill things there but from the point of earning exp/money you are either doing skelly runs or going to the raid spot or don't enter Sub at all.

1) That is why the LFM asks you to be self sufficient. If you can't handle it, don't join. I have a paladin, a ranger, and 2 casters that do just fine in there. Then again I always shake my head how the heck someone dies on the way to hound, or keeps whining about how many noob levels they got on the last beholder.

2) If it's not fun or worth it to you, don't join. Only so many times one can run given slayers without needing a change of pace, and the sub provides that. Fun fact: I got a friend of mine leveled in the sub. I told her, don't put your feather fall, and jump. The explorer at the bottom did it

[Solmage]

The old ghosts of perdition runs for caster/clerics only lead by a single monk or ranger were always entertaining as well. Nowadays its a single caster/cleric looking for 5 melees for bauble hunting heh.

And then the ranger keeps the baubble Have a guildie whom this happened to I dunno how many times already, hehe.

At least the old ghost runs offered a reward for you to join and help out, not that I ever charged anyone when I did help out, but I thought it was nice that they offered it.

I may do a few more runs of this again in the future, but I'd never pug it. Solo or friends-only.