You might be a noob if...

[Mirta]

...if Legion says you're too mean to noobs.

SIR! I find that offensive! You have been reported!

[BurningDownTheHouse]

You are very proud of having a 955 hp barbarian...

[Drakorath]

...if you enjoy casting grease while your party is in a shrine (lol i did that ounce and everyone slid into a trap... oops)
...if you get killed by a lvl 3 wizard with no spell points in pvp
...if you still have your starter rags at level 7
...if you think resist fire means run ahead of the rogue
...if you think "resist" fire means "immunity" to fire
...if you buy muck banes off the action house
...if you try to sell masterwork items on the action house
...if you try to sell a bound item
...if you try to kill a charmed creature
...if you try to charm the butcher in stk
...if you try to disable a trap in a level 12 dungeons with a itel off 8
...if you think to save means you immune to fire traps
...if your level 12 wizard has less than 10 intel, charisma and wisdom
...if you build an intimitank with less than 12 dex

[Tin_Dragon]

... if I run past your stone, and don't bother picking it up. (esp after I told you not to aggro that optional.)

[Gunga]

... you create a "dps rogue" that gets 1 shotted 8 times in Wiz King elite.

Nothing makes me smile wider than when a rogue dies. Nothing.

I probably need a break from the game.

[juniorpfactors]

SIR! I find that offensive! You have been reported!

if you run to Orien to play with Lysol....... when you guys are done harrasing noobville.... come back and test your manhood


jrp

[Jomee]

If you've finished part 3 of a shroud standing by the altar waiting, someone's Bios says, "to check your deaths in ddo type /Death counts". *Ding* Pugger is dead and tele'd to tavern.

[Gunga]

...if you come help your buddy farm favor on your level 16 main sorc, and then die in STK Elite making more work than if you didn't come at all.

Oh, it happened.

How ya been, Cache?

[DragonMageT]

If you can't solve a 4x4 in Shroud Part 3.
You go two full rounds in part 4 and then hear, "Wow, 2 rounds, we have great DPS in this group."
If you fall for the portal trick at the end of Shroud Part 4 and think you wiped the party.

All recent events.

[Ministry]

You go two full rounds in part 4 and then hear, "Wow, 2 rounds, we have great DPS in this group."

OMG... that was funny when the cap was 16... now I read this still happens and I'm literally in tears ROFLMAO!!!


You keep running to the shrine to get your spell points back before FO. Apparently they changed this aspect of the game and it took my new toon about 5 runs of Kobolds New Ringleader to figure it out.

[Stormanne]

You go two full rounds in part 4 and then hear, "Wow, 2 rounds, we have great DPS in this group."

Ok, I'm hardly a raider and feel weak if it the blades make it to harry in round two...

[Yajerman01]

You just might STILL be a noob if you sit here talking about noobs.

[hermespan]

You haven't been around long enough to remember the xp penalty on death.

Don't realize you still get an xp penalty for death. Well they made it more friendly, now you don't get your bonus for not dying.

It's till a penalty.

[Nouda_EU]

If you going to MoS on your level 13 150 hp FvS with no UWA item....


because
You decided in your wisdom because you the only healer of a group of level 17's that you should bind... then you finsih the quest successfully and go to leave you fly up to siber atol and drown while on the loading screan and realise... back the the refudge... you try again with no luck

You have to put up and lfm asking to borrow a greater teleporter

p.s. this wasnt me honest... okay maybe it was

[Tin_Dragon]

Don't realize you still get an xp penalty for death. Well they made it more friendly, now you don't get your bonus for not dying.

It's till a penalty.

WHOA, side bar there, but on that note

Your a n00b if you don't realize dying penalizes up to 11 other people for your stupidity!

[DireWolverine]

Guilty as well...

also...

You've never been to Smugglers Rest.
Never done Euphonia's Challenge.
Have no idea what the Low Road is.

Good times, good times... okay, maybe not the Low Road soloing on a Rogue. That was scary.

(Yeah, I played in Stormreach Open Beta then went away until after Mod 9. So I guess I still am a noob. )

[hydra_ex]

If you stand in the marketplace or harbor trying to sell gold coins.

[PatSox]

If you've finished part 3 of a shroud standing by the altar waiting, someone's Bios says, "to check your deaths in ddo type /Death counts". *Ding* Pugger is dead and tele'd to tavern.

LOL... I can't beleive I got someone (the cleric no less) to fall for that...

Everybody hated me for that...

[Captain_Wizbang]

You join a raid LFM thats says "Please be flagged" only to ask "What does flagging mean?".

NOW That's funny!

Also if you keep asking where the store is!

[Mourngrimm]

I get the jokes but I'ma noob......My join date is 2006 but my highest toon is 8th. I left when the cap was 10. I'm okay with that though.....DDO is SO much better than when I left!