You might be a noob if...

[Plex1975]

...if you let me join your lfm

[Wizzly_Bear]

...if you deleted all your characters to play only one and then find out true reincarnation is coming.

...if you plan to stack all 33 true reincarnation past lives passive feats.

...if you plan to do this for a batman wizard as your end result

...if you're dualboxing raids and only remember to pick up the quest on one character.

...if you forget to pick up a raid end reward.

...if you remember to pick up your raid end reward on one character, but not the other that you were dualboxing.

...if you don't have any level 20s to run epics.

...if Legion says you're too mean to noobs.

[parvo]

...if you need more for your BIO's.

[Wizzly_Bear]

...if you need more for your BIO's.

/guilty

...if you use your bio for stats and info rather than an actual bio.

[Renegade66]

You still run BtG for loot.

[PatSox]

If you put on your haggle necklace to sell at the bar and you die. o

Darn it!! I was hoping no one saw me do that!!!

[Nadalis]

you continually run through non-hostile areas like Necropolis fully buffed: haste, blur, protection from elements, displacement, rage, expeditious retreat, jump, shield, and stoneskin

(guilty, I actually did it three times in Necropolis before I realized "I'm an idiot")

[Stormanne]

If you put on your haggle necklace to sell at the bar and you die.

*hangs head, raises hand* yes, i did that tonite

Guilty as well...

also...

You've never been to Smugglers Rest.
Never done Euphonia's Challenge.
Have no idea what the Low Road is.

[Gunga]

...if you're the last person to join a shroud that's been waiting to fill and, after jumping off the tavern in meridia, realize you didn't heal up after death resing and you don't have feather fall on, leaving you incap and stable.

Wasn't me.

[PatSox]

You use your Greensteel Tier 3 Great Axe of Lightning Strike to charge a depleted energy cell.


(Not me But I know someone who did.)


And yes, It can be done!!!

[Nadalis]

You keep posting "WTB: ring of evasion" and think everyone is being a jerk and yanking your chain.

[markusthelion]

...if you try to convince people your a vet by saying, "I've been playing since beta!"

[Lleren]

You might be a noob if:

Your answer to advice is "I know how to play my toon" or "I've been playing since beta" or "Don't tell me how to play my toon"

You don't read party chat
You don't hear voicechat
You don't respond to either

You assume everyone knows X, even more so if X is incorrect

You think noob means the same thing as newbie

You don't remeber when Thac0 was a new mechanic.

The first other mmorpg you think of is WoW

[Nadalis]

despite all the anecdotal evidence, you refuse to accept that diplomacy helps improve the loot in the chest.

[DoctorWhofan]

...if you're the last person to join a shroud that's been waiting to fill and, after jumping off the tavern in meridia, realize you didn't heal up after death resing and you don't have feather fall on, leaving you incap and stable.

Wasn't me.

Guilty...But this time I died.

[PatSox]

You're a rogue and you pull a CloudBurst from the Reaver Raid and then use it against The Pitfiend in the shroud!!!!

Doh!!!!

Wait.. what killed me????

[Nouda_EU]

...you are selling festival coins for gp/pp to buy better weapons...at the Harbor General Vendors.

how about trading Gold coins for passes to VIP content then selling those coins to other and using it to buy from pawn brokers .... mmmmmmh 12 market place vendor each has different and exciting loot!

[Nouda_EU]

your stood on a lever in von 5 and some one tells you to push R and you do ... (this was a bigger mistake before the changes to the jump spell ...)

[Tin_Dragon]

... If you send a tell to Tindragonx asking what a n00b is.

(It happens daily)

[Tin_Dragon]

... you create a "dps rogue" that gets 1 shotted 8 times in Wiz King elite.