Wherefore art thou Gornn?

[Hafeal]

It is at a time like this when we are reminded of the goodness that derives from the Book of Gornn. Psalms and parables, who could ask for anything more?

I have been forlorn,
Oh, where art thou Gornn?
Is there some technical bug,
That keeps me from your hug?

How long must we stare
At Strakeln or Flatware
When we shout our desperate need
On a bended knee
For how long shall we mourn
The absence of our Gornn?

*yes, I have access...and Wherefore doesn't mean where are you...it means why are you...just heading off folks at the pass there.

One time, Gornn showed me a beautiful beach and pointed out two sets of footprints. "These are the footprints of our lives, Strakeln. I have always been beside you", he said, and I was grateful.

As we continued walking along, I noticed that one of the sets of footprints would occasionally go absent. "Almighty Gornn, was this the time when you went missing for a month or more?" I inquired.

Gornn smiled, his expression one of amusement and understanding.

"No, Strakeln. It was during those times that I was carrying you."

And I was grateful.

[Emili]

Gornn is out spreading the good word.

It is unfortunate, but Gornn is not only for us to pass around. We must share him with the world.

"Oh yes, just now."

[Gornn]

Book of Gornn: 1:31

And Gornn saw all the posts that had been made, and, behold, they were good.

[BLAKROC]

Book of Gornn: 1:31

And Gornn saw all the posts that had been made, and, behold, they were good.

And He shall post when thou least expecteth it. And all shall rejoice in the wonder of the /hug.

[Gornn]

And He shall post when thou least expecteth it. And all shall rejoice in the wonder of the /hug.

So let it be written.

[BLAKROC]

So let it be written.

So let it be done in his honour /hug

[Strakeln]

See, my friends? If we have faith and remain true to our Gornn, he shall return and bring happiness to our lives.

Almighty Gornn, I want you to know that I have recruited a new member into our cul--- errr, church. I call him Asshugger. Obviously, he'll be bringing up the rear end of the parades that will surely spontaneously erupt upon your in-game return.

[NXPlasmid]

See, my friends? If we have faith and remain true to our Gornn, he shall return and bring happiness to our lives.

Almighty Gornn, I want you to know that I have recruited a new member into our cul--- errr, church. I call him Asshugger. Obviously, he'll be bringing up the rear end of the parades that will surely spontaneously erupt upon your in-game return.

and it was good.

[Emili]

and it was good.

... hmmm, think will have to judge for myself. So when Gornn seems missin' again do not worry so... 'll know right where he'll be.

[Gornn]

... hmmm, think will have to judge for myself. So when Gornn seems missin' again do not worry so... 'll know right where he'll be.

You do? Heh. That makes one of us

[Swedishchef]

Obviously, he'll be bringing up the rear end of the chix that will surely spontaneously erupt upon your in-game return.

Fixed it for you

And me

[Swedishchef]

Free x-mas hugging offerd from the treehugger *ass* all day long.
In the spirit of the holy Gornn

[Rabbi_Hordo]

It is a time to rejoice!
The cupcakes sure were moist
As were the rounded parts of our cheeks.
Tears down them swept,
In joy as we wept
For his return after so many weeks.
Now that Gornn has come,
Or commented to some
The /hug shall once again Eberron reign.
So shout about with glee
Your prayers on bended knee
Gornn shall soon return to our mortal plane!