Please add Twitch Skills pots to the DDO store

[KingOfCheese]

Dear Developers,

Even if I made a completionist build and ran around with constant Yugo and DDO Store stat pot boosts--I fear I will not be the uberz. A missed jump or misfired wand still might do my party in.

To compensate for my limitations, I'd like to be able to purchase twitch skills from the DDO store. I understand there may be some complexity in implementing this. Therefore I am willing to wait up to three (3) days for this.

Thanks much. Looking forward to being the uberz!

[Borror0]

I understand there may be some complexity in implementing this. Therefore I am willing to wait up to three (3) days for this.

Like you say, it might be a bit hard to implement like you asked for. It seems to me that something around the lines of New Super Mario Bros. Wii's Super Guide Mode would be easier to code and achieve the same function. That is, it basically plays the game for you.

I mean, if Nintendo did it, it CAN'T be a bad idea. Right?

[KingOfCheese]

Hmmm. I like the Easy Button concept (can never have enough of those). But I'd like to believe, or at least seriously pretend, that "it was all me." I'm looking more for something that improves my reflexes, timing, and attention span and that integrates my game knowledge with immediate physical responses and gives me an all-star linebacker's perception and responsiveness to what every other team-mate and opponent is doing in real time. That's why I'm giving them three days. I figure it will take a little while to code that.

[Borror0]

Hmmm. I like the Easy Button concept (can never have enough of those). But I'd like to believe, or at least seriously pretend, that "it was all me." I'm looking more for something that improves my reflexes, timing, and attention span and that integrates my game knowledge with immediate physical responses and gives me an all-star linebacker's perception and responsiveness to what every other team-mate and opponent is doing in real time. That's why I'm giving them three days. I figure it will take a little while to code that.

But, it was all you!

I mean, had no one else had the ingenuity and intellect to click on that Easy Button, you would have never had it THAT easy!!

[KingOfCheese]

I guess you are right. And the fact that real-world money was used to buy it would give an extra sense of importance.

I'll take it.

But I want to make sure that it appears to others that I have mad skills beyond the ingenuity and intellect skills you mention. I want to be uberz and I want people to recognize me as uberz. Then everyone will love me. And that is what is most important, after all.

[Urguwno]

I'm looking more for something that improves my reflexes, timing, and attention span

You're asking them to add Ritalin to the DDO store?

[KingOfCheese]

You're asking them to add Ritalin to the DDO store?

If that would get me there--sure.

[Borror0]

Then everyone will love me. And that is what is most important, after all.

I was about to agree with you and suggest that Turbine adds a feature that sends us love letters, to make us feel loved, but then I remembered that "when people are more emotionally unstable, they'll make purchases" so I guess that it might plays against us. It's sad because, like you said, being loved is the most important!

[KingOfCheese]

That is an odd Catch-22. People would pay just about anything for love. But love will cause them to buy less.

Maybe Turbine could just make these Twitch Skill pots available to me and no one else. Obviously, they'd like to keep everyone else disturbed and purchasing. But since I am so perfectly emotionally stable (as evidenced by my very rational desire to be the uberz), it seems that the risks for Turbine are non-existent with respect to me.

Now the counter argument would be that they should not code things for just one player. In response to that, I provide the incontestable facts that:

1) I am special; and
2) Please

[Borror0]

I am so perfectly emotionally stable (as evidenced by my very rational desire to be the uberz)

Obviously. It is impossible for you desire to be "uberz" to be caused by a lack of self-esteem (which would itself be cause by a, er, shortcoming in your pants).

Utterly, totally impossible! Right?

Now the counter argument would be that they should not code things for just one player. In response to that, I provide the incontestable facts that:

1) I am special; and
2) Please

Great justifications!

If you allow, I would make a third suggestion:
3) I took Broccoli hostage

If they ask for evidence, you make him confirm it with Twitter.

[Kalari]

OMG you both I owe + rep to when I can again this is the best back and forth convo ive read all day

[KingOfCheese]

Obviously. It is impossible for you desire to be "uberz" to be caused by a lack of self-esteem (which would itself be cause by a, er, shortcoming in your pants).

Utterly, totally impossible! Right?

Impossible indeed.

Great justifications!

If you allow, I would make a third suggestion:
3) I took broccoli hostage

If they ask for evidences, you make him confirm it with Twitter.

I like the way you think mister.

[Borror0]

I like the way you think mister.

I tell that to myself all the time. People look at me weirdly when I do, though. I think they are envious, with reason. Can't really blame them.

[Borror0]

OMG you both I owe + rep to when I can again this is the best back and forth convo ive read all day

It is to expect when two masterminds share they thoughts.

I will rep you,too, for recognizing our genius. That is how kind I am. No, there is no need to thank me (but, if you do, my obviously not overinflated ego will appreciate).

[Thrudh]

I'm looking more for something that improves my reflexes, timing, and attention span and that integrates my game knowledge with immediate physical responses and gives me an all-star linebacker's perception and responsiveness to what every other team-mate and opponent is doing in real time.

Try meth.

[KingOfCheese]

I will rep you for recognizing our genius.

I have no qualms with the repping. However, the achievement is expected--some things are inherently recognizable. I expect people to recognize and congratulate us on our genius. And our unquestionable honor, good looks, sexiness, and humility. It is the order of things.

[KingOfCheese]

Try meth.

If they provide it in the DDO store, I am willing to give it a go. Although I do worry about the loss of weight over time--I find I neglect eating as it is when playing for long stints.

[Kalari]

I have no qualms with the repping. However, the achievement is expected--some things are inherently recognizable. I expect people to recognize and congratulate us on our genius. And our unquestionable honor, good looks, sexiness, and humility. It is the order of things.

lol oh my darn having to wait to rep this has really been good reading

[Emili]

Obviously. It is impossible for you desire to be "uberz" to be caused by a lack of self-esteem (which would itself be cause by a, er, shortcoming in your pants).

Utterly, totally impossible! Right?

Great justifications!

If you allow, I would make a third suggestion:
3) I took Broccoli hostage

If they ask for evidence, you make him confirm it with Twitter.

Bloody never thought I'd do what I just did.

[Hafeal]

However, the achievement is expected--some things are inherently recognizable. I expect people to recognize and congratulate us on our genius. And our unquestionable honor, good looks, sexiness, and humility. It is the order of things.

Isn't this part of your divine right to rule? Royalty, as well as genius, flows with thy veins, there can be not a doubt.