Sooooo The newblood move over to thelanis

[FuzzyDuck81]

(Guild): [Guild] Micron: oh well, it's a good thing to cause a raid wipe every now and then
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: otherwise people might think we are a reliable guild
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: and that would be just silly
(Guild): [Guild] Tanglyn: that likely will never happens!

[maha0201]

(Guild): [Guild] Micron: oh well, it's a good thing to cause a raid wipe every now and then
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: otherwise people might think we are a reliable guild
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: and that would be just silly
(Guild): [Guild] Tanglyn: that likely will never happens!

Trust me it wasnt funny there

[Nouda_EU]

Oreos: 'Don't touch my thing
Thingy: 'aww...'

Guild): [To Guild] 9 Large Sulfurous Stones 53 Large Gnawed Bones 22 Large Twisted Shrapnel 44 Large Lengths of Infernal Chain 36 Large Glowing Arrowheads 3 Large Devil Scales
(Guild): [To Guild] 52 bones :/
(Guild): [Guild] Khyir: hehe- you cannibal you!
(Guild): [To Guild] 68 Medium Lengths of Infernal Chain
(Guild): [Guild] Khyir: oo-er - a cannibal bondage queen!!

[Nouda_EU]

(Guild): [Guild] Kamiara: best thing about work on fridays is the amount of stuff i can watch on catchup thru iplayer & seesaw

Ever Get the feeling your guildies are slights mad?:
(Party): [Party] Kamiara: we were hunting wabbits
(Party): [Party] Kamiara: but we found gnolls
(Party): [Party] Kamiara: theyre dead now
(Party): [Party] Kamiara: hahaha
(Party): [Party] Kamiara:

Dungeon Master): The large stone head does not respond to your prodding.

[Micron]

Opening the warded chest after a 3-man DQ, it's obvious that the loot gods reckon we're all short-sighted idiots and want to help us:

(Loot): Karlak-1 loots a Clever +1 Goggles of Neutralize Poison from the Warded Chest.
(Loot): You loot a Clever +4 Goggles of Resist Energy: Cold from the Warded Chest.
(Loot): Zwetschger loots a Clever +4 Goggles of the Eagle +7 from the Warded Chest.

[Zerenety]

Was to funny to not write down, and I was sweating like an idiot!

Voicechat:
Zehl: Aww, I can see the mobs have started to cast dispell now...
Micron: What spell?
Zehl: Oh, I said dispell.
Micron: Yeah, what spell?
Zehl: DISPELL
Micron: WHAT SPELL?!?!?
Zehl: OKAY! I'm Friggin typing this down for you!
me typing dispell down for him...
Micron: OOOOOH. I though you said "This Spell" *Huge laughter made us laugh,*

Later that day....


We were just discussing wizards builds, when suddenly..

Voicechat:
Zehl: I can't make my Torc Epic, since I need it for TRing. My ego tells me to.
Micron: I'm sorry?
Zehl: I said that I have to Tr, since my ego tells me to. I need the SP and DC bonus.
Micron: You have an eagle telling you to TR, since you need the SP and DC?
Zehl: Okay, I'm typing this aswell....

Good times

[Nouda_EU]

(Party): Your party member, Riyaa, has died.
(Party): [Party] Riyaa: wdddwwwwwstupid autorun

(Party): [Party] Ideana: whats you hp?
(Party): [To Party] you dont want to know ;P


(Guild): [Guild] Osskhan: lol and again u pick the ones those toons have already done :P sorry but cant really join anyways, dinner soonish
(Guild): [Guild] Reckluse: bah, choke on it then.. erm i mean, enjoy you dinner

[Nouda_EU]

(Guild): [Guild] Micron: tangy, TR something
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: i need somebody to drag me through quests
Guild): [To Guild] no no no i want tangy
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: you've had him long enough, it's my turn now
(Guild): [Guild] Tanglyn: bein mascot is hard

Tell): Darivian tells you, 'ok, having a dog thats actually bigger than you is funny, Ill give you that :-D'

Party): [To Party] i think that pug group yesterday was a bit scared by use mathrom
(Party): [Party] Mathrom: eee it took them 30 min in maze#(Party): [Party] Mathrom: i managed to cook dinner and eat it i dont complain

[FuzzyDuck81]

(Guild): [Guild] Tanglyn: i have no idea why my hire keep spam destruction on undeads
(Guild): [To Guild] cos hes a numpty
(Guild): [Guild] Tanglyn: is a she actually
(Guild): [To Guild] but still a numpty
(Guild): [Guild] Tanglyn: tru dat

[ayspam]

Was to funny to not write down, and I was sweating like an idiot!

Voicechat:
Zehl: Aww, I can see the mobs have started to cast dispell now...
Micron: What spell?
Zehl: Oh, I said dispell.
Micron: Yeah, what spell?
Zehl: DISPELL
Micron: WHAT SPELL?!?!?
Zehl: OKAY! I'm Friggin typing this down for you!
me typing dispell down for him...
Micron: OOOOOH. I though you said "This Spell" *Huge laughter made us laugh,*

This is pricless, rofl

[Micron]

Merely what happens what two non-native speakers with broken accents talk to each other.

[Nouda_EU]

(Guild): [Guild] Ossuary: so having fun killing babies?
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: ???
(Guild): [Guild] Ossuary: its a creche isnt it?
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: yes
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: eating scorpion newborns
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: with sauce!
(Guild): [Guild] Khyr: crunchy
(Guild): [To Guild] says both the veggies in guild...
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: they're quorn scorpions

[Nouda_EU]

(Guild): [Guild] Osskhan: i got a new toy mic! well, a (\@#\$%&*!) version of an existing toy anyways Quorforged Docent of Battle
(Guild): [Guild] Osskhan: yeah, decided to keep for myself.. tho only problem is its no longer stylishly pink
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: ah, just give it away then
(Guild): [Guild] Osskhan: well i could give it to doggy.. means 770hp on him & 71ac buffed (more with +dex, etc)
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: you're a bit of a burden to your dog i think. he'd be much better soloing quests on his own without you slowing him dow

[Nouda_EU]

(Party): [Party] Gazunder: mic, we need a pretty boat like this.. it has a hot tub!
(Party): [Party] Vlon: DON'T pee in it

talking about keyboards
(Party): [Party] Shorobu: i washed mine 3 day ago
(Party): [Party] Shorobu: in shower ^^
(Party): [Party] Shorobu: removed all dirt
(Party): [Party] Gazunder: i made hte mistake of shaking keyboard the other day... had never done it for 2 years.. still traumatised
(Party): [Party] Shorobu: and for some time yesterday
(Party): [Party] Shorobu: i couldnt use left shift + L
(Party): [Party] Shorobu: and O didnt worked if i had pressed W


(Party): [Party] Osskhan: lol looks like my doggy is sniffing your doggys bum
(Party): [Party] Reckluse: ...
(Party): [Party] Osskhan: well they are dogs after all.. think its checking what type of engine oil yours uses
(Party): [Party] Reckluse: you worry me sometimes, hanne
(Party): [Party] Osskhan: i worry myself a lot of the time

[Nouda_EU]

(Party): [Party] Kkrosan: ideana looks like girl
(Party): [Party] Kkrosan: tho im not quite sure
(Party): [Party] Kkrosan: tange take that plate off
(Party): [Party] Ideana: perv

[Nouda_EU]

(Guild): Osskhan has logged on.
(Guild): [To Guild] have you eaten oss?
Guild): [Guild] Osskhan: yes... i am actually his cat & have been feasting on his corpse


Guild): [Guild] Tanglyn: i have staring contest with the xp shirne atm
(Guild): [Guild] Tanglyn: but i think it cheats
(Guild): [Guild] Reckluse: who's winning?
(Guild): [Guild] Tanglyn: i was thinking run behind it so i win, but it got another face back there!

[dacke76]

(Party): Your party member, Shorobu, has died.
(Party): Shorobu<\Player>: tangy !
[Party] Shorobu<\Player>: you talked me to deth
(Party): [To Party] -407 lol
(Party): Shorobu<\Player>: was typing on mine
(Party): Shorobu<\Player>: well i was typing
(Party): Shorobu<\Player>: then he put mine on me

[Micron]

Took me a minute to figure out what quest this was in.. Makes more sense now.

[maha0201]

Took me a minute to figure out what quest this was in.. Makes more sense now.

Undermine....

And typing to tangy can take too much time sometimes, prolly safest place to start talk to him is on boat . He still manage to suprise me of things that he is unaware

[dacke76]

(Party): [Party] Collard<\Player>: so asylum or delirium?
(Party): [Party] Shorobu<\Player>: well acute i cant pike asylum i can
(Party): [Party]Collard<\Player>: ok asylum then
(Party): [Party] Shorobu<\Player>: omfg
(Party): [Party] Shorobu<\Player>: im turning into nouda


(Party): [Party] Shorobu<\Player>: you cruelesss cold blood @#$%&*
(Party): [Party] Collard<\Player>: whos nouda
(Party): [Party] Shorobu<\Player>: you manage to talk people to death !
(Party): [Party]Shorobu<\Player>: nouda is piker #1 on server
(Party): [Party] Shorobu<\Player>: klo is lil thing when it comes to pike compared to her