Sooooo The newblood move over to thelanis

[Nouda_EU]

(Guild): [To Guild] erm any of your interested in candy canes?
(Guild): [Guild] Aligned: ooh what flavour :P
(Guild): [Guild] Aligned: pls
(Guild): [Guild] Ossara: my mummy told me never to accept candy from strange ppl
(Guild): [Guild] Fyzy: tryihng to buy us with sweets? How disgusting!

[Nouda_EU]

(Guild): [Guild] Reckluse: we have to get 21k guild renown by midnight GMT +0
(Guild): [Guild] Reckluse: otherwise i'm disbanding the guild and going into retirement
(Guild): [Guild] Ossara: becoming a nun?
(Guild): [Guild] Reckluse: well i was thinking monk but if you insist..

[Nouda_EU]

(UserChat3): [eubies] Ruestikus: 'wont it be cheaper for us..to move our thelanis-toons to ghallanda? xD'
(UserChat3): [eubies] Daemus: 'for some yes'
(UserChat3): [eubies] Lahitheal: 'but but transfer to ghallanda is not allowed ^^'
(UserChat3): [eubies] Ruestikus: (\@#\$%&* idea then ^^'
(UserChat3): [eubies] Daemus: 'well most thought that....'

(UserChat3): [eubies] Tannki: 'lol i think i have 600-1200 million gp, might have to pull some favours to get it over here on thelanis, as thats apx 24 toons worth'
(UserChat3): [eubies] Asteron: 'we'll see a blip in the M3 when tanki transfers his money to Thelanis. Inflation will follow '
(UserChat3): [eubies] Funakoshi: '*sigh* another banking bail out looms ^^'

(UserChat3): [eubies] Daemus: 'what the heck all these years i made you all of you rich and me poor ? :P lol'
(UserChat3): [eubies] Ruestikus: 'daemon? they saved gold..while we bought items to be progaamers..while they just saved gold xD'
(UserChat3): [eubies] Daemus: 'y nice excuse , if say that 10000 times we will belive it :P hehehhe'
(UserChat3): [eubies] Daemus: 'k lets start repeating then '

[Nouda_EU]

(Guild): [To Guild] how do you smell lecker sinni?
(Guild): [Guild] Silisa: i guess you rub in some chockolate?

[Micron]

(Guild): [Guild] Ossara: weird, my para sword doesnt appear to be working.. not even coming up with sucessful saves
(Guild): [Guild] Happyheal: did you read th instructions ??
(Guild): [Guild] Ossara: "stick pointy end in enemy".. yup

[Nouda_EU]

(Party): [Party] Silisa: poor spider
(Party): [Party] Fyzy: no, looking at chest, was quite rich

[Nouda_EU]

(Guild): [Guild] Silisa: ok, 1 scale short of a second earthgrab pick
(Guild): [Guild] Harlech: is that a new euphamism for someone whos a little slow?

[FuzzyDuck81]

(Guild): [Guild] Enayla: gazz, are you a gimp ranger?
(Guild): [Guild] Enayla: no you aren't yay
(Guild): [Guild] Bigbum: i am a gimp everything

[Tarnoc]

great so it looks like the EU players are roleplayers

[Nouda_EU]

if you if you could roleplay clueless numpties?

[Nouda_EU]

(Party): [Party] Reckluse: anyone know the quick way to maze centre form this side?
(Party): [Party] Silisa: running around without a plan until you find it?
(Party): [Party] Drayfor: lol, works for me
(Party): [Party] Panasar: thats my plan

[Sheelba]

*Tries to log on, notices maintenance is going on, logs on to forum to see the latest witty musings of Nouda, mouth drops open with horror, no new posts!*

Great thread, (+1 rep), and nice to be able to put a face to the name too.

take care

ed

[Wizzly_Bear]

(Tell): Starshined tells you, 'hi, would u like to do von 5 and 6?'
(Tell): You tell Starshined, 'i'm in a group, i'm not flagged and tell your group to stop spamming me please '
(Tell): Starshined tells you, 'you can choose not to reply, no one is forcing u'
(Tell): You tell Starshined, 'i thought you'd have the wits not to ask somebody who's already in another group'
(Tell): Starshined tells you, 'all i can see is that you are in open palm inn, how would i know u are in a group'
(Tell): You tell Starshined, 'it says in the Who panel on the left, mister'
(Tell): Starshined tells you, 'sorry, i am a moron'
(Tell): Starshined tells you, 'if that makes u happy'
(Tell): Starshined tells you, 'would u want to do von 5 or 6?'
(Tell): Starshined tells you, 'oh wait, i pmed u already'
(Tell): Starshined tells you, 'sorry, stm'

I had this exact same experience, only they hit me about 2 or 3 more times

edit: +1 to Nouda for the laughs. Keep 'em comin pretty please

[Nouda_EU]

*Tries to log on, notices maintenance is going on, logs on to forum to see the latest witty musings of Nouda, mouth drops open with horror, no new posts!*

Great thread, (+1 rep), and nice to be able to put a face to the name too.

take care

ed

Bah I was entertain visitors! slave drivers

here is some new ones


(Party): [To Party] do you drink?
(Party): [Party] Sheezam: mnemonic or in real?
(Party): [To Party] real :P
(Party): [Party] Eversmile: we know you're a mnemoholic

(Guild): [Guild] Harlech: yeah.. o well we'll see this aint particularly hard if u have a vague idea how to play
(Guild): [Guild] Micron: well that might be our problem
(Guild): [Guild] Trpmonkey: how do I attack again?
(Guild): [Guild] Happyheal: how do you play ?? been trying to figure it put for years
(Guild): [Guild] Harlech: hold the blunt end, stick the sharp end in ppl
Guild): [Guild] Micron: doesn't work with clubs

[Nouda_EU]

(Party): [To Party] we picked apples from the tree and made apple pie this weekend shee
(Party): [To Party] and the plums are ripe too!
Party): [Party] Sheezam: apple pie, ripe plums... you guys... you guys live.. in THE SHIRE!
(Party): [Party] Eversmile: yes, YORK SHIRE

[Nouda_EU]

(Party): [Party] Crony: lo hanna
(Party): [To Party] moo
(Party): [Party] Vantor: baaaa
(Party): [Party] Synaan: woof woof

It's spreading!

[Nouda_EU]

(Guild): [To Guild] anyone fore cola runs
(Guild): [To Guild] coal
(Guild): [Guild] Aligned: me and khyr are in hannah
(Guild): [Guild] Piggielord: that sounded dirty

[petegunn]

(Guild): [To Guild] anyone fore cola runs
(Guild): [To Guild] coal
(Guild): [Guild] Aligned: me and khyr are in hannah
(Guild): [Guild] Piggielord: that sounded dirty

For some reason I like this one

[Nouda_EU]

(Party): [To Party] raiding with aliclan scertainly isnt fast paced :P
(Party): [To Party] raids take 1 hour to get going then are over in 4 minutes
(Party): [Party] Synaan: sounds like sex to me

[Nouda_EU]

(Guild): [Guild] Fyzy: hey - I'm known as the long-time casual player ;-P
(Guild): [Guild] Fyzy: I've racked up a lot of hours played. Just mostly in WW....