My Job as a DDO Log

[Thanimal]

(DMText): Boss says "Unit Tests! High Priority Bug! Grrrrrrr!"

(Combat): High Priority Bug hit you for 17 points of pierce damage.

(Combat): High Priority Bug casts Obscuring Mist.

(Combat): High Priority Bug casts Displacement.

(Combat): High Priority Bug casts Invisibility.

(Guild) awagman says: "anybody need help?"

(Guild) you say: "Could use a hand in here, yeah."

(Party) you invite awagman to join your party.

(Party) awagman has joined your party.

(Combat) awagman casts True Seeing.

(Combat) You benefit from awagman's True Seeing.

(Combat) You hit High Priority Bug for 4 points of slash damage; 5 was absorbed by Damage Reduction.

(Combat) You hit High Priority Bug for 7 points of slash damage; 5 was absorbed by Damage Reduction.

(DMText): Boss says "Customer called! Higher Priority Bug! Grrrrrr!"

(Combat): You benefit from Boss's Teleport.

(Tell) jdavis tells you: Have you seen the new time travel episode of Phineas and Ferb?

(Combat): Higher Priority Bug hit you for 22 points of bludgeoning damage.

(Tell) you tell jdavis: Yeah awesome hang on

(Combat): Higher Priority Bug hit you for 19 points of bludgeoning damage.

(Combat): You activate your Microsoft Debugger.

(Combat): You benefit from Microsoft Debugger's debugging effect.

(Combat): Higher Priority Bug misses you!

(Tell) jdavis tells you: The janitor is hilarious.

(Combat): Higher Priority Bug misses you!

(Tell) you tell jdavis: Yeah, did you notice future Dufenshmirtz has no hair but all the status of him do!?

(Combat): Higher Priority Bug misses you!

(Combat): Higher Priority Bug misses you!

(Tell) you tell jdavis: Err, statues - kinda busy

(Combat): You roll to confirm a critical against Higher Priority Bug!

(Combat): You roll a 15+24. Confirmed!

(Combat): You critically hit Higher Priority Bug for 54 points of slash damage.

(Tell) jdavis tells you: kk

(Combat): You attempt to save versus Window's Freeze Ray. You roll a 1 : save failure!

(Combat): You are frozen and unable to move.

(Combat): Higher Priority Bug critically hit you for 40 points of bludgeoning damage.

(Combat): Higher Priority Bug critically hit you for 57 points of bludgeoning damage.

(Combat): Higher Priority Bug critically hit you for 45 points of bludgeoning damage.

(Combat): Higher Priority Bug critically hit you for 39 points of bludgeoning damage.

(DDOStore): You purchase a Cake of Reboot.

(Combat): You activate your Cake of Reboot.

(Combat): Window's Freeze Ray effect has been removed from you.

(Combat): You roll to overcome Higher Priority Bug's concealment effect: You roll a 4: failure!

(Combat): Higher Priority Bug misses you!

(General): wanna do lunch?

(Combat): Higher Priority Bug misses you!

(General) you say: sure, 1 sec

(Combat): You roll to overcome Higher Priority Bug's concealment effect: You roll a 16: success!

(Combat): You hit Higher Priority Bug for 22 points of slash damage.

(General): kk

(Combat): You killed Higher Priority Bug!

(DMText): Objective complete! You gain 13,450 experience points.

(DMText): A rest has healed you for 142 points.

(DMText): Boss says: You may choose ONE of the following.

[ehcsztein]

Brilliant!

+rep... regretfully I think I have ran that quest to many times to get XP any longer

[Thanimal]

Well, I'm glad one person enjoyed this! Personally I found it a lot funnier than my WF pickup lines, but I guess that had better "thread value" because people had fun adding their own.

[Life_claimer_Z]

haha that was awesome good read

[Aerniel]

very nice sir! +1 rep

[Aerendil]

Than, you're such a geek

[Thanimal]

Than, you're such a geek

You just noticed this NOW??

[Thanimal]

YAY! I just hit 1500 rep!

Who wants a piece of me?