Let me ask my Guild Leader -- In Game Advice, Boast Debunking and DDO Info.

[Fattiest]

Dear Guild Leader:

Just a few questions from your new disciples:

1. As the new guild leader how do you feel about noob integration in to our current guild population?
2. Some of our members are flat out broke, how will you combat the lack of self provided health care that plagues our members?
3. I play a WF FB and some people hate me,,,,,,, how will you punish them for being intolerant?
4. Where do babies come from?
5. How do you plan on managing towards better WF/Cleric relationships?
6. When are you going to have a neked boxing match against Tolero?
7. People keep calling a friend of a friend Fat, this sometimes hurts his feelings because he’s Big Boned,,,, Not Fat,,,,,,,Freken Jerks…….how do you plan to fix this misconception?
8. We believe that wealth redistribution is a new trend, when should I expect my 100k plat from you?

Thank you for your time and quick responses,

Fatty

[Fattiest]

Dear guild leader:

I also request a fight night:
a. Blind neked brawl - everyone creates a lev 1 (or could be 4)of thier choice, like 10-30 people..........no weapons, no armor, have a high lev caster blind everyone and start punching, last one standing wins, grease is an option.


thanks

fatty

would be fun to watch

[Sir_Chonas]

Whycome when I tell everyone to use the extremely helpful /death count feature they all die and leave the dungeon we're in? Is it because I am smelly?

Ty,
Concerned Smeller

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Whycome when I tell everyone to use the extremely helpful /death count feature they all die and leave the dungeon we're in? Is it because I am smelly?

Ty,
Concerned Smeller

Alt F4, can fix alot of problems as well.......

[Lacca]

is it worth it to keep him in your basement for that particular prize??

Not at all. The neighbours keep complaining and theres been a black van parked across the street all week.

What is it that needs to be done?

I want to be the guy who kills the kittens when people blame legion. i mean why does god get to have all the fun?

I mean I am only a 12 yr old boy in my parents basement.

Ah. Your parents have been taking a similar stance to me, i see. I for one salute them. If more people took this approach there would be less problems in the world

Why go through all this effort?

I say feed him to the lions!

It was no effort at all. I was very drunk and dont remember doing it.

Incidentally, do you know where i might be able to purchase some lions?