Dear Guild Leader;
Please explain.
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10-20-2009, 05:26 PM #161Community Member
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10-20-2009, 05:39 PM #162Community Member
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BOTH!
Originally Posted by Memnir
Its not whether its one or the other, the answer lies in what is both, Mem.
There is only one answer. What can taste great, yet be less filling?
Well in order to taste great, you must taste it…and you taste with your mouth, no, no your TONGUE!
Ok so we know in order to taste great it has to be applied, to the tongue!
Now what is less filling? Well the least filling would be food that you don’t really digest.
So it’s probably something you eat without digesting it, that you apply to your tongue?
Hmmm?
Oh wait, I know….Whoa!
The answer to the universe is that "Thang"
…..and those who control that "Thang", control the world!!
Think about it:
If Obama’s wife said “Nuke Canada!”
He’d say ”hell NO!”
…But if she said “Nuke Canada or you’ll never taste this “thang” again.”
Canada you’d be gone! Bye Bye!
(BTW: Blame Canada!
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10-20-2009, 06:09 PM #163Community Member
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That’s when you pull out a “Freedom of movement scroll” and hit yourself with it. Then pull out a “grease” scroll, and “sleetstorm” scroll, a bunch of summon monster scrolls, and a few dispell scrolls, and let the fun begin. Then sing “I GOT the POWER” (by C&C music factory) while dry lurching all over them! Originally Posted by JayDubya
Then immediately recall, log-off, and delete that gimp!
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10-21-2009, 01:48 AM #164Community Member
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How dare you blackmail me! Originally Posted by Inspire
Dear Guild Leader;
Please explain.
Fine you can rejoin Legion!!Sinjed~Furnace~Wompadinga~Knaughty
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10-22-2009, 10:20 AM #165Community Member
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Dear Guild Leader,
How is babby formed? kthx bai.Officer of The Band of the Shifting Sands
Bluntzen Herk Kalashtar Jamira Kaminagi Linwei Minimurg Murgatroyd Sesshomaru
He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future. --George Orwell
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10-22-2009, 10:53 AM #166Community Member
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They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots Originally Posted by Murgatroyd
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10-22-2009, 10:56 AM #167Community Member
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Dear Guild Leader, Originally Posted by Pirate-Jake
Is there a translation key to go with the above message?"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the rest of the world is from where I am. Just one bad day." - Alan Moore
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10-22-2009, 05:34 PM #168Community Member
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Well Murg you have to be a “certified baby maker”, and I doubt you are my friend. It takes years of schooling and medical tests. Luckily for you Murg, I am a “certified baby maker”, and since we are friends I think I can help you out. Hell, I’ve even had the surgery called a “Vasectomy” which raised my rank to “Master baby maker”. Originally Posted by Murgatroyd
So just pm me the pictures of any women your with and I’ll see if she fits my standard patient assessment.
Keiran, I believe P-Jake is speaking a dialect of Whatthehelldidyoujustsayanese. Below I have listed some general translations of this language, for examples: Originally Posted by Keiran
Dear Guild Leader, Originally Posted by Pirate-Jake
Is there a translation key to go with the above message?
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm @!
5. *Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken Wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That woman over there has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?Sinjed~Furnace~Wompadinga~Knaughty
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10-22-2009, 10:51 PM #169Bwest Fwiends
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Dear Guild Leader,
The squirrels are taunting me again. I know they are. Oh, sure... they're being subtle about it this time, acting all innocent when I pass by; but they still scatter when I try to confront them directly. Only the guilty would scatter like that!
...****. Forgot my question.
Never mind.Exit, pursued by a bear. ~ William Shakespeare (stage direction from The Winter's Tale)
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10-22-2009, 11:05 PM #170Community Member
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Originally Posted by Memnir
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10-22-2009, 11:13 PM #171Bwest Fwiends
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Exit, pursued by a bear. ~ William Shakespeare (stage direction from The Winter's Tale)
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10-23-2009, 07:44 AM #172Community Member
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Originally Posted by Glorious
I can help you....
... see Uma.
*shifty eyes*
Dear Clay's guild leader:
Can you please make sure all of your guildies roll up at least one warforged each? kthnxbai!
xX-----==<<<Yes, I roleplay. Get over it.>>>==-----Xx Originally Posted by Beol
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10-23-2009, 08:37 AM #173Community Member
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Originally Posted by Memnir
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the rest of the world is from where I am. Just one bad day." - Alan Moore
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10-23-2009, 03:57 PM #174Community Member
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Guild leader I need help....
where does one find this?
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10-23-2009, 04:04 PM #175Hero
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2 things before the question
Not everything is Canada's fault - you guys came up with Glenn Beck all by yourselves...
Uma - I missed you sister and will always appreciate your help
and now for the question
Dear Guild Leader,
How many beers exactly should be drunk per hour to ensure maximal efficacy as a player?
Kind regards,
GlorFounder of Mickory ~ Former Officer of ATDThayill * Glorious * Glorie * Gloried * Glorisai * Gloreia * Hallows * SargavandIf you can't say anything nice about someone, come sit by me
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10-24-2009, 12:05 PM #176Community Member
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Silly Alter, it doesn't exist Originally Posted by al73r
Guild leader I need help....
where does one find this?
Officer of The Band of the Shifting Sands
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He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future. --George Orwell
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10-24-2009, 12:30 PM #177Community Member
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Hey i thought you said you were going to keep that picture private! Originally Posted by al73r
Guild leader I need help....
where does one find this?
Rakellalea, Razakiller, Spritefire, Eekk THELANIS
Originally Posted by eclipsechild
My problem is getting worse. I tried to involve her, so I rolled a human female barbarian two handed tank with low Int and named it after her. What did I do wrong?
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10-27-2009, 03:31 AM #178Community Member
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Originally Posted by al73r
Guild leader I need help....
where does one find this?
Somewhere on her!Last edited by Rayzorlew; 10-28-2009 at 08:43 PM.
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10-27-2009, 03:37 AM #179Community Member
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Pugging=4 1/3 Originally Posted by Glorious
Guildies=3 2/3
F2P pug= Break bottle and jam it in your eye!
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10-27-2009, 05:48 PM #180Community Member
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So your saying F2P pug groups are the leading cause of self inflicted blindness spells in DDO? Originally Posted by Rayzorlew
Pugging=4 1/3
Guildies=3 2/3
F2P pug= Break bottle and jam it in your eye!
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