Let me ask my Guild Leader -- In Game Advice, Boast Debunking and DDO Info.

[Rayzorlew]

*clears throat*

I was recently booted from my guild for making a 11Sorcerer/ 5Wizard/ 4Barbarian Halfling Dragonmarked Illusion/ Conjuration spec'd Greatclub user...

No!
You were booted because your character did not fit in our weekly story line.....during Legions role-playing Sunday!
Think about it Inspire….Conan was a barbarian, and there’s no way he was smart enough to train under the teachings of the great “Gandalf”. And even if somehow he was do you really think that he would train a Sorcerer in wizardry? Come on they hate each other. Wizards are so smart with all their Intelligent points, and Sorc’s are so cool with all their Charisma. Look at Harry Potter, could you see him acting cool? Then on top of all that, Greatclubs on a Halfling??? Everyone knows Halflings need a blade in their hand….should of went Greataxe like I told you gimp!

[Rayzorlew]

Dear guild leader,

I'm trying to make a zuber defensive character, but the game won't let me dual wield shields? How do I convince the development team that this should be a known issue?

Gencon + Alchohol + Sucking-up = Job at Turbine = Fix it yourself!!!

Tad-da!!!

[SpanishBlueEyes]

Gencon + Alchohol + Sucking-up = Job at Turbine = Fix it yourself!!!

Tad-da!!!

he he you said suck up.

[Gorstag]

Just have one question that that my guild leader refuses to answer me. How do beholders make baby beholders?

[Rayzorlew]

Just have one question that that my guild leader refuses to answer me. How do beholders make baby beholders?

All I will tell you is.....They are not all eyeballs bro!



Wish you were a beholder now huh?

[Clay]

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+1 rep (if i could!)

[ariel7]

Dear Guildleader:

If I am in Tower of Despair and I am leading the raid, and I tell everyone else what to do before going into part 3, including advising others to put on their boots, then forget to put on my own boots, and roll low enough to get banished, what should I do then?

[Clay]

Is it important to every forum discussion to point out grammar, spelling and style errors?

My momma always said it's meaning what you say and saying what you mean that was important... was she wrong?

[gorloch]

When I read this....I immediately thought you were my ex-wife.



Then I read this and realized....No your my next ex-wife! Hey pixa, how you doin?

Hi Womp I am good and you? So I have a question about role-playing. The men in my guild keep trying to get the females to get into um.... role-playing. They said this is a role playing game so it's ok if we role play. I was wondering if they are right?


PIXA

[Keiran]

Dear Guildleader:

If I am in Tower of Despair and I am leading the raid, and I tell everyone else what to do before going into part 3, including advising others to put on their boots, then forget to put on my own boots, and roll low enough to get banished, what should I do then?

Lie...always lie. In fact, if they catch you lying, lie about that too...eventually they'll do what you intended for them to do when you formed the group (finish the raid for you) and all will end as planned.

Is it important to every forum discussion to point out grammar, spelling and style errors?

My momma always said it's meaning what you say and saying what you mean that was important... was she wrong?

Yes...she was wrong...sorry.

Hi Womp I am good and you? So I have a question about role-playing. The men in my guild keep trying to get the females to get into um.... role-playing. They said this is a role playing game so it's ok if we role play. I was wondering if they are right?


PIXA

Of course we're right! Now go back inside and put on your "role-playing" outfit...and if you forget the ball-gag again we're gonna role-play a beating tonight.

[Arlith]

Dear Guildleader:

If I am in Tower of Despair and I am leading the raid, and I tell everyone else what to do before going into part 3, including advising others to put on their boots, then forget to put on my own boots, and roll low enough to get banished, what should I do then?

Tell everyone to recall, break group and reform.

[gorloch]

Of course we're right! Now go back inside and put on your "role-playing" outfit...and if you forget the ball-gag again we're gonna role-play a beating tonight.

You are soo funny. Like I am the type of woman that would ever let a man gag me.


PIXA

[Keiran]

You are soo funny. Like I am the type of woman that would ever let a man gag me.


PIXA

We're ok if you let a woman gag...err..."role-play" gagging you too. We're equal opportunity.

[Murgatroyd]

Dear Guildleader,

With such insightful knowledge why haven't you been given DM abilities?

[dasein18]

I always thought legion was a bunch of role players, after all you let Daybreak in...

So why is it that your raids are so boring.. so smooth.. no stories .. no deaths.

I am dissappointed.

Please guild leader .. let me know when your role playing days are ....we need to role play ToD.

[Clay]

Lie...always lie. In fact, if they catch you lying, lie about that too...eventually they'll do what you intended for them to do when you formed the group (finish the raid for you) and all will end as planned.




Yes...she was wrong...sorry.




Of course we're right! Now go back inside and put on your "role-playing" outfit...and if you forget the ball-gag again we're gonna role-play a beating tonight.

Yer not my guild leader...

just another bag of hot air.

To qualify, you have to be a big bag of smelly beer bean hot air!

[Rayzorlew]

Dear Guildleader:

If I am in Tower of Despair and I am leading the raid, and I tell everyone else what to do before going into part 3, including advising others to put on their boots, then forget to put on my own boots, and roll low enough to get banished, what should I do then?

You sit back and listen because you are a GENIUS!!!
There is no better way to test your party members than to throw them under a bus, and see what crawls out afterwards. Man I wish I had thought of……wait a minute! This was me!.!.!....and if I recall, you newbatards failed my test miserably!!!

Is it important to every forum discussion to point out grammar, spelling and style errors?
My momma always said it's meaning what you say and saying what you mean that was important... was she wrong?

Here’s the way it works Clay….
You can “mean what you say and say what you mean” all your little heart desires….but if I can’t read or understand what the hell you just typed “you still gonna look tarded.”
….wait a minute Clay, didn’t your mom also tell you “In every womans pants is a portal that leads to the realm of slavery”?
Dude you need to move out!!!

Hi Womp I am good and you? So I have a question about role-playing. The men in my guild keep trying to get the females to get into um.... role-playing. They said this is a role playing game so it's ok if we role play. I was wondering if they are right?

PIXA

First of all Pixa, I believe those men in your guild are trying to get you in trouble.
See in order to role-play on Thelanis, you must have a “Role-playing certificate.”
Now you just happen to be in luck though…..I am an instructor!
…and seeing how you’ve been the victim of such evil men! I will wave the one time fee of 25 Major Mana Pots.

Now the course consists of three one hour training sessions. I have listed the class outline below:
Session 1: Lonely housewife (you) meets horny pizza boy (me).
Session 2: Strict teacher (you) punishes bad teenager (me).
Session 3: Tarzan (me) and Jane (you). (final exam)

Once the course is completed you will receive your certificate!
Look forward to seeing you in class!

Disclaimer: I only teach female student, the male instructor for this same program is “Flabby”.

You are soo funny. Like I am the type of woman that would ever let a man gag me.

Whoa, wait one minute….clarify the “gag me” statement!
I was told “size does matter,” and maybe sometimes the gagging is just a reflex!

Dear Guildleader,
With such insightful knowledge why haven't you been given DM abilities?

RIGHT!?!
I mean listen to my ideas:
MOD. 10: sWOMPland
New quests:
1. WOMP-a-troll…You must hammer the heads of giant trolls that pop out of the ground.
2. WOMPerroom…You simply just jump around on a big airbag in a huge room.

New spells:
1. Pimp-slap…(will save) Only works on female characters. A huge hand appears and backhands the target, charming them on a successful strike.
2. Touch of drunk….(fort save) The target is rendered absolutely hammered, on your screen you’ll appear to see double, and stagger.

….and that’s just the tip of the iceberg Murg!

I always thought legion was a bunch of role players, after all you let Daybreak in...
So why is it that your raids are so boring.. so smooth.. no stories .. no deaths.
I am dissappointed.

Ahh dase, I see your dilemma…
The members of Legion have their own in-game chat room, and let me tell you it’s a blast! I’ll tell you what, I feel guilty that we don’t share this fun with everyone so I’ll release the secret emote used to open the channel….
Just type in general chat: chat1.ILICALOTADINGDING
Its an Indian word, it means "brave warrior"...or something
Now it may take a number of tries to get in, so just spam it, and let the fun begin.

Please guild leader .. let me know when your role playing days are ....we need to role play ToD.

Dase I don’t know who this Tod guy is, but I don’t roll that way bro!

….wait are you by chance a “hot Oriental chick?”

Yer not my guild leader...
just another bag of hot air.
To qualify, you have to be a big bag of smelly beer bean hot air!

Clay did you call?!?
For the record: When your drunk, and still drinking, baked-beans ROCK!!!
….and the next day, so does your toilet.

[Lewcipher]

Dear guild of not mine leader,
If someone is tired of DDO and cries on the forums, is it acceptable to use the "Pimp Slap" spell to get them to be quiet and leave?

[ariel7]

Is it important to every forum discussion to point out grammar, spelling and style errors?

My momma always said it's meaning what you say and saying what you mean that was important... was she wrong?

On a similar note, if is stalking Legion and trolling every forum post one of us makes, how do we stop her, aside from killing wontonly any feline that is brindle or tortiseshell?

I always thought legion was a bunch of role players, after all you let Daybreak in...

So why is it that your raids are so boring.. so smooth.. no stories .. no deaths.

I am dissappointed.

Please guild leader .. let me know when your role playing days are ....we need to role play ToD.

*GASP*

[Rayzorlew]

Dear guild of not mine leader,
If someone is tired of DDO and cries on the forums, is it acceptable to use the "Pimp Slap" spell to get them to be quiet and leave?

Yes, yes you can....You might want to dump some enhancement points in "Quicker-slap-a-ho"....and farm the "Superior-ho-penetrating Pimpcane."