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    Quote Originally Posted by Clay View Post
    YOU LIE!


    To whom it may concern...

    I am now my guild leader being the current guild leader of Legion. I am also the guild leader of Pestilence (till Rev finally pony's up the dough), Inferus Sus, Mindlflayers, Infamous Flaming Vagabonds, Brotherhood of Blood, Storm Lords. Thank you The Madborn for the PP and the +1 Tomes Kraak... they will be useful when handing out Guild Member of the Month rewards.

    Please direct all questions for Clay's (Former) Guild Leader to me. Thank you, that is all.

    Screen shot or it didn't happen:


    Dear New Guild Leader,

    Can I be invited back into Thelanis?

    Thanks!!!

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    -=[ Archangels ]=-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelandor View Post
    Dear New Guild Leader,

    Can I be invited back into Thelanis?

    Thanks!!!
    You have to buy shares in the New Thelanis first...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clay View Post
    You have to buy shares in the New Thelanis first...
    Dear New Guild Leader,

    I'm a little short on plat due to the recent server outage. Can you front me my initial shares?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clay View Post
    You have to buy shares in the New Thelanis first...
    What if one doesn't have the plat. Would offering up Luthen for a week gain admittance to all those who were once in DWAT?


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    It would take 2 Luthens at least.

    Sorry no credit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gorloch View Post
    What if one doesn't have the plat. Would offering up Luthen for a week gain admittance to all those who were once in DWAT?


    PIXA
    What?!?
    Luthen won't even get you a F2P account...and there free!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayzorlew View Post
    What?!?
    Luthen won't even get you a F2P account...and there free!!
    Was worth a try, we've been trying to get rid of him for 3 years now. So what else would it take?


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    Quote Originally Posted by gorloch View Post
    So what else would it take?


    PIXA
    ARGH....MAN!!
    I didn't know you could get a head-rush from dirty-thought-overload!!!
    Never the less, I have a few ideas Pixa...

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    Dear Guild Leader,

    What should we do with people with crazy ideas like this one posted in the downtime Thread?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tin_Dragon View Post
    Maybe as a little reward for our patience, Thelanis should get a "Headstart" on Shroud, equal to the Downtime we have had today!! Just a thought!
    Seems like a hell of a good idea!

    TD.
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    It makes better players of all of us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clay View Post
    You have to buy shares in the New Thelanis first...
    Dear New Guild Leader,

    Are you offering a 'New Thelanis for a day' program? I really would like to 'try it' before I 'buy it'.


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    Talking

    Hah!

    Funniest thread ever, much appreciated.

    Just aligned by Teth to read this gem, while i just bored by the so much whiner/doomsayer (already survived one rollback before in EU servers, if i remember well, that was apr. 2-3 days back) due to the Thelanis shutdown...

    I have one question.
    My patience is less every day (with teaching newbies around me), and pls tell me where can i find people here who has also great experience about this game, mature, not jealous for anything AND not arrogant/elitist like a poor abused devil in Shavarath who has no life?...
    Yes, i'm too picky as this game is my hobby after work, not just a simple game.:P
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    [Saturus, 8 years old toon (Pal 1x, Ftr 1x, Mnk 3x, Rog 1x), Exterminus (Wiz 1x, Fvs 2x, Sorc 1x): on Thelanis.]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tin_Dragon View Post
    Dear Guild Leader,
    What should we do with people with crazy ideas like this one posted in the downtime Thread?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tin_Dragon View Post
    Maybe as a little reward for our patience, Thelanis should get a "Headstart" on Shroud, equal to the Downtime we have had today!! Just a thought!
    Seems like a hell of a good idea!
    TD.
    TD I like the idea, but the bigger issue here is….you quoted yourself bro!
    That’s like breaking the forums 1st commandment. You must be punished!
    I realize it was moment of weakness, so I’ll take it easy on you.
    I think quoting the song lyrics to “loving you” (is easy ‘cause your beautiful) in a post, and dedicating it to Tolero should rebalance your humility!


    Quote Originally Posted by Gelandor View Post
    Dear New Guild Leader,
    Are you offering a 'New Thelanis for a day' program? I really would like to 'try it' before I 'buy it'.
    “G” you sneaky bastard!
    I’m gone for one day and you turn on me and suck-up to the new guy!
    FYI…Clays power-hungry-over-compensating-butt has fallen once again!
    “G” I’m disappointed in you….and I think only Lg. Devil scales can snap me out of this depression.



    Quote Originally Posted by -Satureon- View Post
    I have one question.
    My patience is less every day (with teaching newbies around me), and pls tell me where can i find people here who has also great experience about this game, mature, not jealous for anything AND not arrogant/elitist like a poor abused devil in Shavarath who has no life?...
    Yes, i'm too picky as this game is my hobby after work, not just a simple game.:P
    Well let’s take a look at a single Thelanis guild, “Legion” for example, I hear they’re pretty good….
    LEGION:
    “Great experience about this game”……..Pass!
    “Mature”…Lol, you said you know Teth right. Not even one member actually…..Fail!
    “Not jealous for anything”…… Down right greedy actually ……Fail!
    “Not arrogant/elitist”……I’m not even going to touch this one….Epic Fail!

    Sat, I think your screwed….maybe try Argo?
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    Dear Clay

    Guildies have gone missing...Does Legion have a canabal on the loose?

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    Anyone else notice that Womp hasn't been around lately?!
    Quote Originally Posted by ayspam View Post
    Who ate Womp???
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    *burp*

    Sorry what was the question?
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    Default dear guild leader

    Is there anyway i could get some hand holding thru the new content ive been gone like 7 months i dont mean the special kind of hand holding either ... oh btw did i miss anything or has the update happened yet ... on another note hi clay hows the wife ?
    MONKS RULE

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    Dear Clays guild leader,

    Where did Womp go?


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    Quote Originally Posted by gorloch View Post
    Dear Clays guild leader,

    Where did Womp go?


    PIXA
    Its time to come clean.
    I have Womp in my basement and after a certain period without DDO, food or kittens he is now prepared to let me join Legion.

    Of course I will need you to make this happen before I release him.

    I called his wife, and she assured me that she was willing to pay me to keep him. Unfortunately my basement has no internet access or even any amenities of any kind, and the smell is beginning to become irritating.

    Please help him, I'm sure those chains are chafing him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lacca View Post
    Its time to come clean.
    I have Womp in my basement and after a certain period without DDO, food or kittens he is now prepared to let me join Legion.

    Of course I will need you to make this happen before I release him.

    I called his wife, and she assured me that she was willing to pay me to keep him. Unfortunately my basement has no internet access or even any amenities of any kind, and the smell is beginning to become irritating.

    Please help him, I'm sure those chains are chafing him.

    What is it that needs to be done? I mean I am only a 12 yr old boy in my parents basement.

    PIXA
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    I can't wait for the response to this but ...

    is it worth it to keep him in your basement for that particular prize??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lacca View Post
    Its time to come clean.
    I have Womp in my basement and after a certain period without DDO, food or kittens he is now prepared to let me join Legion.

    Of course I will need you to make this happen before I release him.
    Why go through all this effort? All you need is 25 major pots or 35 if you're a terrible player

    I say feed him to the lions!


    Incidentally, dear guild leader are you aware of an amazing BUG which helps working out 10000kpp within a fe?
    Last edited by Murgatroyd; 12-10-2009 at 09:08 AM.
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