True Story...

**BrianTheHun** · 10-10-2009, 02:16 PM

So... sometimes when it is slow, I like to hide in different spots around the Harbor. I put up an LFM and announce in general chat that I am hiding and that the first person to find me and open a trade window will win some sort of lowbie gear, usually a +1 tome of some sort. I put in a disclaimer that it is intended for new players only. After a few minutes, I usually get people to start looking for me. Several send tells asking for clues, or try to join the LFM to possibly see my location on the map. I decline the invites and limit the clues to what instance I am in at the time, or respond with 'I can see water from here.' The new players really seem to enjoy searching, and more importantly, winning a tome. I like doing it because it helps out a new player, they truly appreciate the tomes, and best of all, I clear out more bank space.

Last night, some people were searching for me, and I received the following tell:
(Tell) ***** tells you: "if I cyb0r you, will you give me the tome?"
Never having heard that term before, I responded with: "if you do what?"
(Tell) ***** tells you: "if I have cyb0r sex with you"
(Tell) ***** tells you: "yes / no?"
(Tell) ***** tells you: "I'll do anything for that tome"
I replied: "lol, no thanks, just try to find me and open a trade window"

Fortunately, a new player found me immediately and won a +1 con tome. So I think either someone was trying to joke with me, or that the WoW crowd has officially arrived. Or maybe even that some people really will do anything for a tome. :P

I mentioned it right afterwards in guild chat and got this response:
(Guild) (To Guild): "someone just offered to have cybersex with me for a +1 tome"
(Guild) (Guild): Quik: "nice. you should take him up on it"

**Quikster** · 10-10-2009, 02:27 PM

**Baltire** · 10-10-2009, 02:32 PM

I dont know if I give you or quick the rep????

**Saice** · 10-10-2009, 02:33 PM

My huge warforged would cyber you for free no tome needed.

Just oil ... lots and lots of oil...

...of repair! what were you guys thinking?

**soupertc** · 10-10-2009, 02:43 PM

**** you get offered some cyber sex and all I get is blind invites.....I'm gonna start runnin hide an seek events. Hmmmmmmmm maybe it had to do with your toons name....were you on Jacknife....maybe that's like a unknown code or something. Like a safe word

!

**Mockduck** · 10-10-2009, 03:03 PM

Wow. That's both disturbing and funny! Maybe you should have tried to make the Cyberofferer do something very strange, like pretend to be a warforged in love with a halfling or something....

**Saice** · 10-10-2009, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Mockduck

Wow. That's both disturbing and funny! Maybe you should have tried to make the Cyberofferer do something very strange, like pretend to be a warforged in love with a halfling or something....

Do not under estimate the power of Warforged Halfling love.

**BrianTheHun** · 10-10-2009, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by soupertc

**** you get offered some cyber sex and all I get is blind invites.....I'm gonna start runnin hide an seek events. Hmmmmmmmm maybe it had to do with your toons name....were you on Jacknife....maybe that's like a unknown code or something. Like a safe word

!

I hope you're wrong, but I was playing my rogue at the time. All I know is I never got tells like that when my ranger was giving away tomes.

**soupertc** · 10-11-2009, 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by BrianTheHun

I hope you're wrong, but I was playing my rogue at the time. All I know is I never got tells like that when my ranger was giving away tomes.

cause rogues are just **** sexier than rangers.

**Erchamion** · 10-12-2009, 05:30 PM

Way to carry the torch on the Hide and Seek. I plan on having one for newbies on Halloween in Delaras Graveyard with.....Zefan of course.

**Quikster** · 10-13-2009, 04:58 AM

This is an ongoing joke now in guild. Jack the cyb0sexFarmer!!!!!!!!!

**Quikster** · 10-13-2009, 05:05 AM

Originally Posted by Mockduck

Wow. That's both disturbing and funny! Maybe you should have tried to make the Cyberofferer do something very strange, like pretend to be a warforged in love with a halfling or something....

Ugh. I know some peeps are twisted, but man, I'm going to have nightmares for a month! AND I'll get in trouble with the wife when she starts recognizing DDO terms coming from me in my sleep.................again

Another true story.

Wife, "Honey, can you get up with the kids?"

Quik, "Yeah yeah sure, I got a bard of shroud timer"

Wife, "What?!?!?!?!??!! Are you dreaming about that darn game you m***** ******g b******!!!!!!! I swear to GOD im going to take that mouse and shove it ** **** ***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."

Quik, "Huh? Did you say something honey? Why you yelling so early in the morning?"

Quik **thinks** Oh sh** did I do it again?!?!?!? Please tell me i didnt start talking about my raid timers in my sleep again!!!**Cowers under covers**

**FluffyCalico** · 10-13-2009, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by Mockduck

Wow. That's both disturbing and funny! Maybe you should have tried to make the Cyberofferer do something very strange, like pretend to be a warforged in love with a halfling or something....

Soon we will have naked night elf...naked blood elves... er I mean naked half elves dancing on the mail box for tips.

**BrianTheHun** · 10-13-2009, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by Quikster

This is an ongoing joke now in guild. Jack the cyb0sexFarmer!!!!!!!!!

Quiet, you! Haven't you said enough already?

**Cadaia** · 10-13-2009, 11:12 AM

Sorry, Jack. But at least now you know how I feel when some froob hears a REAL LIVE GRRLZ(tm) voice in group and why I talk much less in pugs now than I used to. Just the other night, as soon as I found myself speaking I was hit with five /tells from every other party member. "Oh! You're a girl! a/s/l? willyoucyb0rmeplzkkthxbai!"

**Quikster** · 10-13-2009, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by Cadaia

Sorry, Jack. But at least now you know how I feel when some froob hears a REAL LIVE GRRLZ(tm) voice in group and why I talk much less in pugs now than I used to. Just the other night, as soon as I found myself speaking I was hit with five /tells from every other party member. "Oh! You're a girl! a/s/l? willyoucyb0rmeplzkkthxbai!"

OMG youre a girl???!?11111!!!! A/S/L????

**Baltire** · 10-13-2009, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by quikster

omg Youre A Girl???!?11111!!!! A/s/l????

Lies!!!!!!!!!!

**Baahb3** · 10-13-2009, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by soupertc

cause rogues are just **** sexier than rangers.

No, it is just rogues do it from behind.

**Thelmallen** · 10-13-2009, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by Baahb3

No, it is just rogues do it from behind.

Bad Baahbe! Bad bad bad Baahbe!

But still kinda funny.

**Vrangelya** · 10-13-2009, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by soupertc

**** you get offered some cyber sex and all I get is blind invites.....I'm gonna start runnin hide an seek events. Hmmmmmmmm maybe it had to do with your toons name....were you on Jacknife....maybe that's like a unknown code or something. Like a safe word

!

I Cyb0r'd myself the other night-now all my invites are blind. Mom was right!

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