Seriously. You should be able to buy it from the DDO store for like... 500 TP. then even the free to play peeps can have it. (And VIPs get it right away)
When you buy it a little question comes up and asks, "Would you like to Win DDO" YES/NO
When you click yes, it should make you 40th level in all classes with all the uber items ever that have the level restrictions to none so you can hand out the ones you don't use to every one else that cant afford the 500 TP.
Then we can have a bunch of UBER gods that solo everything and just get more UBER loot and the can WIN DDO and because they WIN DDO they WIN D&D. then they are the D&D gods and can tell everyone else how to play their toons and tell TURBINE to give them 1 million dollars a day just to play and support the game they just WON.
Cause that would be fun right?
Totally, I wish I had that DM in the pink box days, then I wouldn't have played 1st level wizards with one spell a day and 2 HP... or years of my life enjoying the challenge.
(/sarcasm)