Dear friend Quik

[Draiden]

Pls pls pls my friend Quik, start focusing on learning to play this game. You are not the killing machine you think you are. There is only one class in game that is capable of buffing, singing and keeping a party hasted and its YOU!

Stop trying to swing your silly little green rapiers. I am sick of having to stop and heal you because the poor clerics can't keep up with your sponginess.

You are an aggro magnet, but you don't have the capability to handle it.

You know in quests now we get an xp bonus for not dying right? You can also break all the boxes while the Melee Classes kill things.

Pls Pls Pls, Quik, buy plenty healing pots, wands and scrolls so you can actually do the job required of you! Im so sick of hearing you tell me how much of a killer your bard is, but when it comes time to cruise through a moderately difficult quest you cant! Take a few points out of con/str/dex so you can max your charisma, as it really is the most important stat for your bard. You dont need that many hp anyway, boxes dont fight back, and you should be able to heal yourself after whacking the exploders.

Pls pls pls stop hording all the rapiers out there. Rangers are the real finessable melee who need them. You are driving the price up on these weapons. Take your little scepters for potency and spell pen and stick in the back of the group.

Thank you very much for your cooperation and your continued determination at learning this game and remember, the next time you feel like killing something...

Just play your cute little lute with it's out of tune string and watch the reall killers show you how a good build can hack it.

[poonce]

LOL . . wow man. This is a Joke rite?

[Shaamis]

To the OP:

If this is a friend you are wanting an intervention on, cool.

If this is someone you group with regularily in your guild, should have been handled behind closed doors, now his rep is tarnished by those who have never played with him.

If this is a person you regularly find yourself in group with, and you are not guilded with him, do yourself a favor, just don't group with him. The forums is a good place to blow off steam, but dont expect his ways to change.

[Baltire]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



+1 rep for making me laugh BEFORE my coffee in the morning.

[Draiden]

now his rep is tarnished by those who have never played with him.

No... you didn't.

[Katrina]

now his rep is tarnished by those who have never played with him.

I think quicks rep was tarnished when he confessed his desire to fraternize with machinery :P

This thread kinda makes me feel like having sex with a tractor trailer in a PARKING LOT!!!!!

[Quikster]

Pls pls pls my friend Quik, start focusing on learning to play this game. You are not the killing machine you think you are. There is only one class in game that is capable of buffing, singing and keeping a party hasted and its YOU!

Stop trying to swing your silly little green rapiers. I am sick of having to stop and heal you because the poor clerics can't keep up with your sponginess.

You are an aggro magnet, but you don't have the capability to handle it.

You know in quests now we get an xp bonus for not dying right? You can also break all the boxes while the Melee Classes kill things.

Pls Pls Pls, Quik, buy plenty healing pots, wands and scrolls so you can actually do the job required of you! Im so sick of hearing you tell me how much of a killer your bard is, but when it comes time to cruise through a moderately difficult quest you cant! Take a few points out of con/str/dex so you can max your charisma, as it really is the most important stat for your bard. You dont need that many hp anyway, boxes dont fight back, and you should be able to heal yourself after whacking the exploders.

Pls pls pls stop hording all the rapiers out there. Rangers are the real finessable melee who need them. You are driving the price up on these weapons. Take your little scepters for potency and spell pen and stick in the back of the group.

Thank you very much for your cooperation and your continued determination at learning this game and remember, the next time you feel like killing something...

Just play your cute little lute with it's out of tune string and watch the reall killers show you how a good build can hack it.

Nag garnit! Do you know how hard it is to get coffee out of a laptop keyboard????


For the record my bard wields Khops not rapiers

And if im giong to break boxes without evasion, i need HP christ i took a ton of damage on a 1 the other day in cruicible lol.

[Quikster]

I think quicks rep was tarnished when he confessed his desire to fraternize with machinery :P

Dude you cant have that quote in your sig without the link to the ad! That ad is whacked!

[Kalari]

I came, I saw, I lol'ed but still I think this is an:



moment hehe

[Draiden]

And if im giong to break boxes without evasion, i need HP christ i took a ton of damage on a 1 the other day in cruicible lol.

Next time it happens, here's what you should do...

1. Freeze. Don't move, don't turn and look anywhere, just hold completely still and take a moment to catch your breath.

2. Slowly and carefully move your mouse curser over your heal scrolls which are hopefully planted firmly in your hotbar. It's important to note while doing this that you are NOT in mouse look mode, and you don't have the screen clicked to induce any sort of movement. You REALLY don't want to induce any more aggro from those wicked crates, and I understand they sense movement. Can we get somebody to test this theory? It's the first time I've heard it, and I think we could use some confirmation.

3. Click once to quietly place the stack of scrolls in your hand.

4. Click once more to activate the heal.

Whew! Beads of sweat... that was STRESSFUL!

[Thelmallen]

Next time it happens, here's what you should do...

1. Freeze. Don't move, don't turn and look anywhere, just hold completely still and take a moment to catch your breath.

2. Slowly and carefully move your mouse curser over your heal scrolls which are hopefully planted firmly in your hotbar. It's important to note while doing this that you are NOT in mouse look mode, and you don't have the screen clicked to induce any sort of movement. You REALLY don't want to induce any more aggro from those wicked crates, and I understand they sense movement. Can we get somebody to test this theory? It's the first time I've heard it, and I think we could use some confirmation.

3. Click once to quietly place the stack of scrolls in your hand.

4. Click once more to activate the heal.

Whew! Beads of sweat... that was STRESSFUL!

I need to add a few steps in here
1.a. Cast GH on yourself
1.b. Equip your golden cartouche
1.c. Put on your GS charisma boost goggles
...
...
...
4.a. Re-try UMD roll as your 12 ranks just aren't going to lead to many successful outcomes
5. Re-roll. Bladetuner is the only DPS bard we need in our guild anyway. I'd recommend that finesse repeater rogue with an 8 str and con you've been dreaming about all these years.

[Draiden]

For the record my bard wields Khops not rapiers

You DO know that using Khopeshes without penalty requires a feat, right? Shouldn't you be chosing something like Mental Toughness, or something?

[Quikster]

I need to add a few steps in here
1.a. Cast GH on yourself
1.b. Equip your golden cartouche
1.c. Put on your GS charisma boost goggles
...
...
...
4.a. Re-try UMD roll as your 12 ranks just aren't going to lead to many successful outcomes
5. Re-roll. Bladetuner is the only DPS bard we need in our guild anyway.

Quiet, shhhhh, if everyone is absolutely silent we'll hear it..........(combat):Your party member Bladetuner was Banished........Again.

I'd recommend that finesse repeater rogue with an 8 str and con you've been dreaming about all these years.

Dreaming? He's capped, and he's WF'd

[Quikster]

Next time it happens, here's what you should do...

1. Freeze. Don't move, don't turn and look anywhere, just hold completely still and take a moment to catch your breath.

2. Slowly and carefully move your mouse curser over your heal scrolls which are hopefully planted firmly in your hotbar. It's important to note while doing this that you are NOT in mouse look mode, and you don't have the screen clicked to induce any sort of movement. You REALLY don't want to induce any more aggro from those wicked crates, and I understand they sense movement. Can we get somebody to test this theory? It's the first time I've heard it, and I think we could use some confirmation.

3. Click once to quietly place the stack of scrolls in your hand.

4. Click once more to activate the heal.

Whew! Beads of sweat... that was STRESSFUL!

Can't cast a heal scroll when you're dead dum dum. If you want me to keep breaking things, I need my HP. Silly wiz/ranger/monk

[Quikster]

You DO know that using Khopeshes without penalty requires a feat, right? Shouldn't you be chosing something like Mental Toughness, or something?

Dont have to roll to hit a box dum dum

[Draiden]

Dude... I kid you not. As I have this thread on a browser window behind the game, we are recruiting for a ToD run and the bard says, "I am at about a 50% success on heal scrolls."

???? Really? Is there something I don't know? How high does a bard get umd without any equipment whatsoever and a decent cha?

[Zenako]

Dude... I kid you not. As I have this thread on a browser window behind the game, we are recruiting for a ToD run and the bard says, "I am at about a 50% success on heal scrolls."

???? Really? Is there something I don't know? How high does a bard get umd without any equipment whatsoever and a decent cha?

OMG...Now since my bard is Spellsinger, he can umd scrolls in his sleep...but gheesh, my Pure Paladin can hit 50% (or more).

[Thelmallen]

Dude... I kid you not. As I have this thread on a browser window behind the game, we are recruiting for a ToD run and the bard says, "I am at about a 50% success on heal scrolls."

???? Really? Is there something I don't know? How high does a bard get umd without any equipment whatsoever and a decent cha?

I can tell you exactly: 6/20 at lvl 19 (17 bard). When I get my shroud spell point/charisma item, it will be 1/20 but with a 22 charisma, it's not a "no-fail".

[Draiden]

Huh. Okay... I guess I was under the impression that bards and rogues were the masters of umd. My sorc "no-fails" heal scrolls, so I assumed the mentioned classes would have it mastered by lvl 12'ish.

*shrug*

I was just thinking, "Great. Another player building like Quik..."
(Sorry, bro. Had to somehow turn this back to topic.)

[Quikster]

I can tell you exactly: 6/20 at lvl 19 (17 bard). When I get my shroud spell point/charisma item, it will be 1/20 but with a 22 charisma, it's not a "no-fail".

n00b. My battle bard hits on a 2 (when not breaking boxes that is)