Miss Stormreach Pageant!

[Clankenbeard]

I'm protesting the Succubus being left off the finalists list. Who cares if her boobs change size? She's versatile! At least they are symmetrical unlike some others *cough*Inquisitor Lightbringer*cough*.

I demand an inquiry!

Here's your inquiry. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? Come on Elsbet! The succubus got thrown off the stage by the Archon and Inquisitor. It's not like it was a judging error or some kind of prejudice. Her butt was on the ground. She's out. Now you can either jump on somebody else's bandwagon or sit there crying into your keyboard. I'll bet your WASD keys are already faint, so you better do the bandwagon option. <--This symbol means you are not allowed to take me seriously (like anyone would).

And for the record, Clanky is a big fan of the adjustable rack. During her "persuading" session with me not to print anything bad (which I forgot) there was a definite "cup runneth over" theme. I tried to get her to grow one in the back for dancing (credit: Al Bundy), but she wasn't having none o' that.

[Clankenbeard]

Well everybody. After freakin' 69:19 of total audio, we finally have a winner! Go check it out on Jerry's DDoCast 141 Halloween night! Or, go listen to it at www.MissStormreach.com!

Thanks to everybody for their voices! Lessah will chime in with credits for all of them onna counta she wrangled up all of the help (and I'm too daft to know who did what). This has been a lot of fun and a lot more work than either one of us thought. Now I can go back to sleeping Friday nights and Saturday morning!

[Lessah]

In case you missed it... then ending of the pageant was very very funny!

Here is your winner... or at least, she ended up with the crown.





Visit the site to listen to the final round of audio, or listen to it with more commentary on the DDO CAST!

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

Uma, If the IFV on Thelanis
Jaggie, FotGN on Thelanis
Rowanheal, DDO Podcast
Sarah Snook
Alex Haddox/ Alex's Wife & Alex's sister
Jerry Snook

BIG BIG THANKS to anyone who participated in this thread!!!!! It was way fun!!!! I hope everyone enjoyed it!!!



My favorite interview was definately Annelisa "no one has their own theme music... that was a warning." & then Clanky's little song: "hmm hmmmm I'm going the harem.... going to the harem...." I sang that for a day afterwards!!!


I loved the broccolli and the Xoriat butterfly eating references too!

Cheers everyone!!!

[Hraust]

I am never going to look at Fred the same way again... Oh, that horrible song! It has forever scarred me.

[Sir_Chonas]

"Khyberians for Evi" demands a recount.

[dv8maker123]

Well, I finally got to listen to all the new pageant audio, and my god does it all make more sense now Absolutely hillarious stuff.....sexy stuff....and major kudos for the bugs bunny reference with the STK guardian!!! Great job on the whole thing guys....can't wait for next years...I mean, how do you top a battle royale????

[Mockduck]

Well, I finally got to listen to all the new pageant audio, and my god does it all make more sense now Absolutely hillarious stuff.....sexy stuff....and major kudos for the bugs bunny reference with the STK guardian!!! Great job on the whole thing guys....can't wait for next years...I mean, how do you top a 'sexy' battle royale????

Corrected!

Hmm, what to do next year....

It's been great to have these done, Lessah and Clank. Just wanted to say my thanks.

[dv8maker123]

Oohh good catch there, sexy battle royale it was. For my oversight, I think I should be punished by the DDO succubus, you know, so I serve as an example to others who might think to make such omissions....now where did she go...maybe back to the plastic surgeon...er, I mean doctors.

[Wxob]

Wow I love this - and for that you get a special Duck Bump!

Admit it - you loved it

[Clankenbeard]

I am never going to look at Fred the same way again... Oh, that horrible song! It has forever scarred me.

Um, Alex. You singing that song was not in the script. If you send back an MP3 to us labeled "bonus material" you can't feign disdain over its contents. Great job, man. Throw in a little dance with that next time Fred Astaire!

[Hraust]

Um, Alex. You singing that song was not in the script. If you send back an MP3 to us labeled "bonus material" you can't feign disdain over its contents. Great job, man. Throw in a little dance with that next time Fred Astaire!

I created and submitted it in a flash of insanity. You know, a "what the heck did I just do?" moment.

Sometimes the deepest wounds are self-inflicted.

ROFLMAO. Fred Astaire!!! Don't make me search for a mind-flayer costume... My microphone is in therapy and I don't want to put my video camera on anti-psychotics.

[jupiterspinning]

You guys did a great job on Miss Stormreach!!!

Annalisa had my vote, all the way!

Keep 'em coming. You two are hilarious!

>>jupiterspinning

[Mockduck]

I created and submitted it in a flash of insanity. You know, a "what the heck did I just do?" moment.

Sometimes the deepest wounds are self-inflicted.

ROFLMAO. Fred Astaire!!! Don't make me search for a mind-flayer costume... My microphone is in therapy and I don't want to put my video camera on anti-psychotics.

I thought the song at the end was one of the best parts. It was a perfect Coda to the whole scenario. I actually wasn't 100% sure it was you doing Fred's voice until the last week of it because of the way it's altered in post.

[RobertVesco]

Great job guys! Clankenbeard and Morah are hilarious. I know it must be very hard work, but I hope you do some more stuff in the future. My only complaint is not enough Jerry singing. What a voice.

[Ninjaofthesea]

You two always make work suck less...though work doesn't suck all that much actually.

Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!

[Mockduck]

Great job guys! Clankenbeard and Morah are hilarious. I know it must be very hard work, but I hope you do some more stuff in the future. My only complaint is not enough Jerry singing. What a voice.

I was doing my best Bill Murray lounge singer on Saturday Night Live impression.

[Gandalfs_Ghost]

Awesome work guys! Funny funny frikkin dialogue... I assume all the clever parts are written by clanky?



Why look, the sky suddenly went black... clouds are swirling about... against the wind!

I take it back I take it back I take it ba

[Elsbet]

Here's your inquiry. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? Come on Elsbet! The succubus got thrown off the stage by the Archon and Inquisitor. It's not like it was a judging error or some kind of prejudice. Her butt was on the ground. She's out. Now you can either jump on somebody else's bandwagon or sit there crying into your keyboard. I'll bet your WASD keys are already faint, so you better do the bandwagon option. <--This symbol means you are not allowed to take me seriously (like anyone would).

And for the record, Clanky is a big fan of the adjustable rack. During her "persuading" session with me not to print anything bad (which I forgot) there was a definite "cup runneth over" theme. I tried to get her to grow one in the back for dancing (credit: Al Bundy), but she wasn't having none o' that.

ROFLMAO!

Inquisitor Lightbringer is a wuss. My dead Grandma could take her down. I bet it was all the Archon.

You just eliminated her because she wouldn't give into your (and Al's) ridiculous request.

~~~

Great work guys! Thank you!

[Keeper]

Oh my goodness! I just got caught up on this yesterday. WOW! You guys did an AMAZING job. I was in stitches. Do you know how hard it is to place bacon in the world while laughing?? Thank you thank you.

[Baltire]

oh My Goodness! I Just Got Caught Up On This Yesterday. Wow! You Guys Did An Amazing Job. I Was In Stitches. Do You Know How Hard It Is To Place Bacon In The World While Laughing?? Thank You Thank You. :d

Stop Making Keeper Laugh, I Need Bacon!!!!!!!!!!

:d