Miss Stormreach Pageant!

[The_Mighty_Cube]

Ooze/ Pudding/ slime? Snow me ooze lady parts! Supple lips, rich, velvety voice, long legs... heck ANY apendages at all!
Show me a sentient being... and I will show you a candidate! Otherwise I am not admitting SLIME because I cannot talk to them and they cannot talk back!

As a matter of fact, the Cube is quite supple.

[dv8maker123]

Well, that's among other things I've seen her do to halflings. I'll refrain from the details, there may be children listening. *shudder*

Poor Morakai...I remember the little fella fondly...well, what's left of him.

[Lessah]

As a matter of fact, the Cube is quite supple.

3 things...
1. I had forgotten about "THE Cube"
2. I had no idea "THE Cube" was a lady.
3. I have a new signature....

However, I think I will have to talk to Fred about the fairness of nominating the Cube for Miss Stormreach since she has SO MUCH POWER! It could influence the vote!

[Pwesiela]

2. I had no idea "THE Cube" was a lady.

Cube's have genders?!?!?!?! I thought we disqualified Fred for, amongst other things, Fred really isn't either male or female...

If the cube really is a lady, well, that just does all sorts of things to my reality...

[Robi3.0]

Cube's have genders?!?!?!?! I thought we disqualified Fred for, amongst other things, Fred really isn't either male or female...

If the cube really is a lady, well, that just does all sorts of things to my reality...

True true.

If you ain't got no lady bits you should be disqualified from the pageant. Mainly, because I wont be able to garner any "favors" from contestants, by promising to rig the vote, If they don't have no lady bits.

[Pwesiela]

True true.

If you ain't got no lady bits you should be disqualified from the pageant. Mainly, because I wont be able to garner any "favors" from contestants, by promising to rig the vote, If they don't have no lady bits.

I think the bigger issue is that the Cube is stating it could have "lady bits" if it so desired...

[Jonny_D]

I think the bigger issue is that the Cube is stating it could have "lady bits" if it so desired...

jello mould ftw

[geoffhanna]

I think the bigger issue is that the Cube is stating it could have "lady bits" if it so desired...

Nah cubes are male. Zero curves, all angles.

[Pwesiela]

Nah cubes are male. Zero curves, all angles.

Careful, it may still be reading this thread....

[Vhlad]

I think the bigger issue is that the Cube is stating it could have "lady bits" if it so desired...

The cube is only square because it lives in 1x1 dungeons. Similarly, an ooze or slime is only shaped like a blob because they are gravitationally challenged. In the right enclosure or environment, these could be shaped to have any kind of bits you desire!

[Pwesiela]

The cube is only square because it lives in 1x1 dungeons. Similarly, an ooze or slime is only shaped like a blob because they are gravitationally challenged. In the right enclosure or environment, these could be shaped to have any kind of bits you desire!

I SOOOOOO want to explore that dungeon!!

OK, that may have been a little...naughty. But I couldn't resist! Honest!!

[dv8maker123]

Um just out of curiousity....when does voting actually start for this fantabulous event. I need time to rig, er I mean, plan things out...

[spifflove]

aida

[Pinki]

You seem to have forgotten a certain Beauty be nominated... i will do the honors...
meet ~Annelisa~
-Occupation: Love Slave
-Location: she may be found in Blaeric Goodspeed's Harem in the Bounty Hunter Dungeon
-Talent: Seduction, Pleasure Giving, Belly Dancing, Teasing, and generally anything else her Master wishes
-Why she should be Miss Stormreach: She has given sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids all to keep dungeon masters and possible Heros (should they so choose) "happy".. now what more could you want in a woman?!

[tralese]

I've played through the tutorial and Misery's Peak enough to appreciate Cellimas. Plus she's the only one with a voice over, so she would get my vote.

[Lessah]

I SOOOOOO want to explore that dungeon!!

OK, that may have been a little...naughty. But I couldn't resist! Honest!!

*shakes head* You are starting to scare me a little!

Um just out of curiousity....when does voting actually start for this fantabulous event. I need time to rig, er I mean, plan things out...

Vote?
Once we get enough nominees, the Judges will narrow it down to a few finalists, and THEN we vote!!!!! Muhahahah! That is, IF Tolero lets us vote. Last year we voted on the Mayoral Election. She has a lot of power so help me out and start kissing up early! Tell her how great she types! And that she works really hard!
Devs, you too! Tell her she coordinates her outfits very well and looks great in any season!!!! Will you do this for me? Your community will thank you!!!!

I have already started sending Morah out this week to get some GREAT interviews with contestants! Though, she is a little hesitant about the Dragon and the spider and the CUBE!

The Website has been updated by the way with a very nice news article fro the Guardian.
Keep em coming!

[Lessah]

You seem to have forgotten a certain Beauty be nominated... i will do the honors...
meet ~Annelisa~
-Occupation: Love Slave
-Location: she may be found in Blaeric Goodspeed's Harem in the Bounty Hunter Dungeon
-Talent: Seduction, Pleasure Giving, Belly Dancing, Teasing, and generally anything else her Master wishes
-Why she should be Miss Stormreach: She has given sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids all to keep dungeon masters and possible Heros (should they so choose) "happy".. now what more could you want in a woman?!

I have added Annelisa to the list. Is she wearing someone elses outfit or is it just me?
I will try to get good shots of her today, as Clanky will want this little honey on a better light for the WWW.

[Lessah]

I'll have you know that I grab screenies of Whisperdoom WHILE playing permadeath. The other players... they did not understand.



I also added the CUBE as a possible contestant, but I am waiting for Fred's Decision.

[Pwesiela]

*shakes head* You are starting to scare me a little!

Only starting now? I must be slipping.

Careful everyone!!! The Fiendish Cube is now the Dreamy Cube!!! It has designs on this competition!!!!! RUUUUUNNN!!!!!

[Missing_Minds]

Oh heck.. Cube ate some new food coloring. Must be for the next Update.

Either that or the evening gown portion of the contest.