To Pink's Who Knew: Now Noob

I bought a game, ‘bout three years gone past
Didn’t know how long it would last
Uh huh, that’s right

I played awhile and had me some fun
I left when I thought that I was done
Yeah, huh, that’s right

If someone said three years ago
I’d be on DDO
I’d stand and up stomp their toe
‘cause they’re all wrong

I know better
Send Samara a letter
Remember? Now noob.

I can’t recall my old username
To play high level toons on this here game
Oh no, oh no

I wish I could play them again,
I can’t recall my old friends
I’m expelled from my old guild

When someone said write your password down
‘fore its long gone
I guess I should have known how
I was all wrong

My old toons were better
Now my ears are wetter
Now noob, yeah yeah

Don’t know how to use skills anymore
Running Durk’s is still such a bore
I circle thru the same Harbor lanes
Why can’t I get a muckbane?
I died? What happened?!

If someone said three years ago
I’d be on DDO
I’d stand and up stomp their toe
‘cause they’re all wrong

Now noob