Do Dwarfs Rule?

[xMalix]

Those are not halfings in that movie, theyre hobbits. THEIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warforged, ya we still make them.

Humans, dont you mean the squishy people behind me in the party?

Drow, slaves to gaints still.

Elves, Ill let you all in on a little something D&D wont tell you. Way back in the day there where a huge lack of dwarven woman. So we invaded a few elven kingdoms. To make a long story short thats how the halfings where created. We aint proud of it. But it happened.

[CaptainPurge]

Dwarves rule.

[BattleCircle]

Well since this thread has been Necro'd

Here is my dwarfs personal anthem

[Ashurr]

Well, do they?

No

[Grimaxe]

DWARVES FOR THE WIN!!!!! *Passes ale around to everyone*...I mostly only play a dwarven character if i don't make a Warforged.

[Alkeyretard]

yes they do!

even when ther drunk they will still pown you

that is all

[Dark-Gulrak]

Dwarves Rule

then Warforged

then everything else

So roll a Dwarf ... right now...do it ..do it .. do it now .. now .. right now..do it NOW.

[ddobard1]

No they don't! For instance i prefer Human! More adaptable, abilities more balanced, more dragonmarks, skills and feat. But it is relative.

[CaptainPurge]

Bump for Justice.

And a quick, dirty little plug...Killer Dwarfs on Cannith wants YOU.

[sesobebo]

Brace Yourself as the following anecdote might infuriate or at least take aback most of You.

Between closing and opening hours I and my fellow dwarf, feeling generous - as our race is, stumbled into sunken sewer in search of any good deeds in need of doing. After pacifying some sensible-sized kobolds our progress came to halt at two halves of a raised bridge, where upon the DM himself! - underappreciating our natural cognitive abilities - made a poor and distasteful jest, along the lines of: "Lowering this bridge might involve a short swim".

I do not know the whereabouts of this - so called - DM, but I do feel he is due a short visit and a not so short kicking - in the shins or maybe even higher.

I also feel this should go on top priority list of fixes for next patch.

Has anyone had any similar experiences?

[Cratecrusher]

Has anyone had any similar experiences?

Yep, I think it was in some dungeon of Gianthold, the DM said something about "wetting our ankles in the water"... Well, we were an all-dwarf party, and we had water to our buttocks !

[English_Warrior]

No

wrong

[HalfOrcBeautyQueen]

Dwarves DO rule! I love dwarves. So much so that I used up my first post in replying to this thread.

Hey! First post ever!

[CaptainPurge]

Dwarves DO rule! I love dwarves. So much so that I used up my first post in replying to this thread.

Hey! First post ever!

Hi.
Welcome.

[twix]

Hi.
Welcome.

Nice !

[die]

Yes Dwarves are the master race followed by ....... halflings and WF....

[AyumiAmakusa]

[CaptainPurge]

Years later, they still rule.

[Ginarrbrik]

Absolutely.

[xMalix]

You know I still only play dwarves.