Have you seen this man?

**Arlith** · 08-23-2009, 09:49 AM

Last seen Thrisday night with a bootle of vodka and a goal to join a medical profession suitable for the backstreets of Singapore.

This is the only known picture of the elusive rascal. If you see him, be careful! He is armed, dangerous and usually needs a bath.

**bartcom2000** · 08-23-2009, 10:23 AM

Thats totally unfair man i was lit like a light post....... and how did we get on that subject anyway?... my failures are now an open book...../weep...

******....................

**bartcom2000** · 08-23-2009, 10:26 AM

[QUOTE=Arlith;2368675][COLOR="Lime"]..........
This is the only known picture of the elusive rascal. If you see him, be careful! He is armed, dangerous and usually needs a bath.

at least I have Iron Cleavers.......

**Arlith** · 08-23-2009, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

at least I have Iron Cleavers.......

Aye, you do. But *I* have chicken!

I just wanted to make sure you were still alive. I had no idea you could smell vodka over voice chat. That would have put me down for days. I will have to make sure we never go out drinking. I would wake up the next day with a hangover the size of Montana and a tatoo on my ass that said "Bart was here". There is no good way to explain stuff like that.

**bartcom2000** · 08-23-2009, 11:14 AM

but dude.... you are Air Force....What do you expect.... I would never expect you to be able to hang w/ Army.........

Thats why we go out in the field and actually do the mission while you guys stay back and try to scr** our girlfriends......

lol jj Aim High Bro!!!

**Gleipner** · 08-23-2009, 11:16 AM

Yeah i´ve seen him, everytime i wakeup and look myself in the mirror

**Arlith** · 08-23-2009, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

but dude.... you are Air Force....What do you expect.... I would never expect you to be able to hang w/ Army.........

My uncle was Army - the Air Farce jokes don't bother me. I don't let Army folks get under my skin just cause they couldn't finish high school.

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

Thats why we go out in the field and actually do the mission while you guys stay back and try to scr** our girlfriends......

Is that what they tell you? Ain't no trying about it. But whatever makes you sleep better.

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

lol jj Aim High Bro!!!

I did. Just over the tatoo on your girlfriends back!

**bartcom2000** · 08-23-2009, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by Arlith

I did. Just over the tatoo on your girlfriends back!

Ummmm Pictures dont count bro.....

**Arlith** · 08-23-2009, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

Ummmm Pictures dont count bro.....

They do when I am the one taking them.

**Zpenergy** · 08-24-2009, 02:50 AM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

Thats why we go out in the field and actually do the mission while you guys stay back and try to scr** our girlfriends......

Your whole assessment is correct except for the word "try". That mission has just as much risk involved...

**gorloch** · 08-24-2009, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by Zpenergy

Your whole assessment is correct except for the word "try". That mission has just as much risk involved...

What have you started Arnn. Now everyone is using lime green.

PIXA

**Blind_Skwerl** · 08-24-2009, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by Arlith

I will have to make sure we never go out drinking. I would wake up the next day with a hangover the size of Montana and a tatoo on my ass that said "Bart was here". There is no good way to explain stuff like that.

I have had some real big "next day" issues. I have gone over to the bar in a poker room in Minnesota and woke up in a room at the Bellagio in Las Vegas. I have come to, finding myself in a hotel room full of strangers partying. Worst was waking up and finding out you are a semi-illegal immigrant. Drinking in Munich, West Germany back in the 80's. Wake up alone in a empty hotel room in Innsbruck, Austria. My pants were on inside-out, I had almost no money, and I had no identification. I was able to get a ride back to the border and walked across, praying that I wasn't going to be one of the random checks. (Border crossing between reciprocating countries was a bit more relaxed back then.) Caught up with friends back in Munich and discovered that we were messing around in a public fountain and got removed by the police. In my infinite wisdom, I decided to make a run for the border, leaving my wallet with my friends.

**bartcom2000** · 08-24-2009, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Blind_Skwerl

I have had some real big "next day" issues. I have gone over to the bar in a poker room in Minnesota and woke up in a room at the Bellagio in Las Vegas. I have come to, finding myself in a hotel room full of strangers partying. Worst was waking up and finding out you are a semi-illegal immigrant. Drinking in Munich, West Germany back in the 80's. Wake up alone in a empty hotel room in Innsbruck, Austria. My pants were on inside-out, I had almost no money, and I had no identification. I was able to get a ride back to the border and walked across, praying that I wasn't going to be one of the random checks. (Border crossing between reciprocating countries was a bit more relaxed back then.) Caught up with friends back in Munich and discovered that we were messing around in a public fountain and got removed by the police. In my infinite wisdom, I decided to make a run for the border, leaving my wallet with my friends.

I think I'm in love........ Please tell me you are a girl?.....lol

**Syriania** · 08-24-2009, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

I think I'm in love........ Please tell me you are a girl?.....lol

What about me??

**bartcom2000** · 08-24-2009, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by Syriania

What about me??

if the a-fore-mention enitiy is swinging a bat then you are back on top!!!!

**word2urmomma** · 08-24-2009, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Arlith

Last seen Thrisday night with a bootle of vodka and a goal to join a medical profession suitable for the backstreets of Singapore.

This is the only known picture of the elusive rascal. If you see him, be careful! He is armed, dangerous and usually needs a bath.

You shouldn't post your father's picture on the internet like that, Arlith. :P

**cdbd3rd** · 08-24-2009, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

but dude.... you are Air Force....What do you expect.... I would never expect you to be able to hang w/ Army.........

Thats why we go out in the field and actually do the mission while you guys stay back and try to scr** our girlfriends......

lol jj Aim High Bro!!!

"try" ??

Hehheh....

**Blind_Skwerl** · 08-25-2009, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

I think I'm in love........ Please tell me you are a girl?.....lol

Sorry to dissapoint, but I am a guy. But my wife and my mistress are both girls.

**eldrytch75** · 08-25-2009, 07:12 PM

[QUOTE=bartcom2000;2368690]

Originally Posted by Arlith

[COLOR="Lime"]..........
This is the only known picture of the elusive rascal. If you see him, be careful! He is armed, dangerous and usually needs a bath.

at least I have Iron Cleavers.......

Padding that post count today i see

**Arlith** · 08-26-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by eldrytch75

Padding that post count today i see

Padding my post count would imply that I am creating posts without substance to bolster my count of substantive posts. My post count is irrelevant because I post solely for entertainment purposes. I do not try, and actively avoid, posting anything of substance. It is not that I believe posts with real, useful, and accurate information should not be here. I just believe those items are not the ONLY posts that should be here. So, I let other more knowledgeable individuals post the meat and potatos posts. I will stick with the icky sweet, horrible for you, but good to eat posts.

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