You may be playing too much when

[JayDubya]

I needed to get down the stairs in the picture below, and my first thought was

"I can climb over the rail, walk across the beam and then jump to the landing"

[MrCow]

If I had a balance check worth a darn in real life I would consider doing typical DDO maneuvers to get over to those stairs too.

[kuro_zero]

I needed to get down the stairs in the picture below, and my first thought was

"I can climb over the rail, walk across the beam and then jump to the landing"

"Screw the beam! Swing over the side and equip my feather faaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll!" *Splat*

[Mr_Ed7]

I had a regular D&D game back at a time I was running security at a big Fort Lauderdale night-club.

I had to schedule the guys in different key positions...as I was looking at the club's layout it TRANSFORMED into a D&D dungeon!

Scheduling then became easy...

A Bugbear here, a Bugbear there...
4 Orcs at the front...
best of all was the Ogre and Goblin I had at the front-door.

Worse though when I was playing Grand Theft Auto then you get you some real CRAZY IDEAS!!!

[Toadie]

When you're awoken from your slumbers by your wife saying "I'm not the Frog Queen, so quit poking me with your sword".

[Phidius]

I was walking through a furniture showroom, and had to resist the urge to smash all of the urns to go for the XP bonus...

[Lorien_the_First_One]

I needed to get down the stairs in the picture below, and my first thought was

"I can climb over the rail, walk across the beam and then jump to the landing"

No ffall? Noob.

[Elsbet]

When you tell your family you're going AFK when you excuse yourself from the dining room table.