Statistics for Artifact: "Shaamis' Everfull Mug"

[Shaamis]

I'll have a screenshot soon, but here are the stats:

Item: "Shaamis' Everfull Mug" also know as the "Everfull Stein"
Magical: VERY (Artifact, and Intelligent)
Size: Tiny (12" tall, 6" diameter)
Base damage: 1d4, more in the hands of a Drunken-Style Master (Prestige Class coming soon!)
Enhancement bonus: +5
Physical Description: Resembling an old-world brass, silver, and densewood drinking stein, complete with a lid crested by a figure of a Dwarven Warlord with a battleaxe raised high above his head. Along the sides, a relief of mountains, dwarves, and epic battle, carved and burnt into the sides. Many dents alongside the mug indicate this Stein might have been carried and used in battle more than a few times.
Known Powers: When the lid is opened using the small lever attached to it, a seemingly random alcoholic beverage is summoned by the Stein. The Stein seems to produce the alcoholic beverage appropriate for the situation, but will sometimes produce a beverage that seems the Stein has a sense of humor, anger, or displeasure. this is the only way it will communicate.

The Stein is currently in possession by a Dwarf named Shaamis "Kegtapper" Bloodfist, a dwarven monk who is a master of the drunken-style martial arts. Shaamis does not remember when he came into posession of this artifact, but has had it as long as he can remember. Shaamis has said on more than one occasion that whenever he reaches for the Stein, it always seems to be within reach, as if it makes itself readily available. This might indicate teh Stein has minor teleportation, and an empathic link it has developed between with the owner it is attuned to.

Shaamis can be found in the City of Stormreach, at one of the many Taverns that cater to adventurers.

[Emili]

but, but,,,,, but!!!!.... does it COME in pints,... quarts, gallons and many fave kegs?

[Shaamis]

but, but,,,,, but!!!!.... does it COME in pints,... quarts, gallons and many fave kegs?

My Artifact can generate any alcoholic beverage you want, and it can keep going till you are full.

Even Irish Cream.

Let me know when you want to try some. I'll prove it to you it's the best you'll ever have.

[Emili]

My Artifact can generate any alcoholic beverage you want, and it can keep going till you are full.

Even Irish Cream.

Let me know when you want to try some. I'll prove it to you it's the best you'll ever have.

Figuratively come anythin’ between any these lips … it now be Irish cream.

side note... lady does not spit neither.

[Gornn]

Figuratively come anythin’ between any these lips … it now be Irish cream.

side note... lady does not spit neither.

*gigglez*

[Shaamis]

The Dimensions of Shaamis Everfull Mug is the equivalent of a 64 oz. "Big Gulp" you would find in your standard "7-11" convenience store here in the states.

Definitely a mouthful, and a bladder-buster for sure

[Affrogate]

Figuratively come anythin’ between any these lips … it now be Irish cream.

side note... lady does not spit neither.

Oh my I think I am in love with the Lady!

[Slink]

[Spisey]

Keep this thread alive! No doubt there is more content to be delivered...


And Shaamis, watch that mug if I ever visit kyber!

[Jay203]

Oh my I think I am in love with the Lady!

just now?
you're a bit slow

[Emili]

The Dimensions of Shaamis Everfull Mug is the equivalent of a 64 oz. "Big Gulp" you would find in your standard "7-11" convenience store here in the states.

Definitely a mouthful, and a bladder-buster for sure

Oooo, Big Gulps? ... easy 7 ... 11? Ahhh challenges fun.



Mmm...mouth full and so bloody convenient can be bladder-busting too... God YES! Puurrr, like it rough

[Slink]

You have a point, yet quality outweighs quantity.
Always mix my cocktails with cranberry or pineapple juice and just a touch of Epimedium grandiflorum extract.
Makes the flavor of any drink you'd be wanting, simply better.

Return on a regular basis they may have.
A few just werent good drinking partners, some to obnoxious for my taste.
Can't blame them though, might have been same for me if roles were reversed.

Shaamis mug, worthy it may have been in it's time, is now a relic.
/cheers

S.

[Shaamis]

Oooo, Big Gulps? ... easy 7 ... 11? Ahhh challenges fun.



Mmm...mouth full and so bloody convenient can be bladder-busting too... God YES! Puurrr, like it rough

Not only can it hold a lot, AND be filling, but when I get to swinging it around, LOOK OUT. Somebody is gonna get it in the face! It might not be pretty, that's all I'm saying.......

[Shaamis]

You have a point, yet quality outweighs quantity.
Always mix my cocktails with cranberry or pineapple juice and just a touch of Epimedium grandiflorum extract.
Makes the flavor of any drink you'd be wanting, simply better.

Return on a regular basis they may have.
A few just werent good drinking partners, some to obnoxious for my taste.
Can't blame them though, might have been same for me if roles were reversed.

Shaamis mug, worthy it may have been in it's time, is now a relic.
/cheers

S.

Relic, Artifact, all Shaamis knows is whatever drink he is in the mood for, he pops the top on it, and it seems to please him with what's inside. Shaamis has found out that the more he helps people, and passes good intentions to others, the more his Stein rewards him.

Whenever he makes snide comments, or spreads negative energy, the Stein seems to punish him.....

One time the Everfull Mug only gave him WATER to drink, it was HORRIBLE.

[Affrogate]

just now?
you're a bit slow

I got slapped a while back for something I may or maynot have said or implied or well you get the idea


either WAY IT WAS DIRTY!!!!!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHH

[Emili]

Not only can it hold a lot, AND be filling, but when I get to swinging it around, LOOK OUT. Somebody is gonna get it in the face! It might not be pretty, that's all I'm saying.......

Oooo, yes like to feel filled up. Oh? swinging sounds fun... You put your hips into that? How hard can you thrust it? I'll take it like a good girl, a blow? Face? Be there any other way?

I got slapped a while back for something I may or may not have said or implied or well you get the idea

either WAY IT WAS DIRTY!!!!!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHH

Hmmm, what be wrong a little slap, I am naughty sometimes but a good spanking releases that, gets to the bottom of it...

[Shaamis]

Oooo, yes like to feel filled up. Oh? swinging sounds fun... You put your hips into that? How hard can you thrust it? I'll take it like a good girl, a blow? Face? Be there any other way?

Hmmm, what be wrong a little slap, I am naughty sometimes but a good spanking releases that, gets to the bottom of it...

Shaamis dreams of the day he can brandish his Stein in battle, instead of these PANSY <open AIR quotes> handwraps <closed AIR quotes>

To be able to take a drink, charge up some awesome drunken-style might, begin swinging it around, and unleash it's FULL POWER........

that would be something.

My Everfull Mug is the most powerful Artifact in Stormreach, just can't use it's full power yet.

[xanvar]

Oooo, yes like to feel filled up. Oh? swinging sounds fun... You put your hips into that? How hard can you thrust it? I'll take it like a good girl, a blow? Face? Be there any other way?


Hmmm, what be wrong a little slap, I am naughty sometimes but a good spanking releases that, gets to the bottom of it...

It is impossible to give you pos rep for every good post you give us. I just can't seem to spread myself around enough.

[Emili]

It is impossible to give you pos rep for every good post you give us. I just can't seem to spread myself around enough.

Awe, how sweet? Is more then fine. I prefer to be the one spreading.