See SLR
See SLR
Hmmm. Perhaps the sexy does need to be brought up in this game. I promise to do my part and head out directly to the nearest gentlemens club and pass out copies of DDO, surley that will garner me some favor with the locals!
Git off mah lawn!
If, If's and But's was Candies and Nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.
Eldun, Eldette, Eldunica, Elduminum, Eldookin, Eldojo, Eldeberries, DarkEldun, DrEldun, Kristinka, Woodpile
Officer of Pestilence. Looting's our business and business was good until the Dev's ruined the game by making everything exclusive, bound to account, and ridiculously trivial.
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Eldun, Eldette, Eldunica, Elduminum, Eldookin, Eldojo, Eldeberries, DarkEldun, DrEldun, Kristinka, Woodpile
Officer of Pestilence. Looting's our business and business was good until the Dev's ruined the game by making everything exclusive, bound to account, and ridiculously trivial.
Hey it was not porn i was building ummmmmmmmmmm lets just leave that for another thread. As for the marks eh it is a fact of life. at least i don't have spider viens (sp?) yet.... And when your boobs go from training bra to c in one summer they will pull the skin a lil far.
Rakellalea, Razakiller, Spritefire, Eekk THELANIS
Originally Posted by eclipsechild
My problem is getting worse. I tried to involve her, so I rolled a human female barbarian two handed tank with low Int and named it after her. What did I do wrong?
Ghallandaish
Hashasheen - Ifuwantblood Yougotit - Fishwater - Stranglehold - Trampled Underfoot - Theotherone - Thirtydays Inthehole -Spanishmoon - Southbound - Gimmeshelter - Warpigs - Hotelillness
Being a man that tries his best to hold true to his word, after logging off last night I went to one of the area gentlemens club and the rest of my evening went something like this:
Exotic Dancer: Hey baby, you want a lap dance?
Braegan: Sure, that will give me a chance to tell you about DDO!
E.D.: DD-what? Look you got money or what?
Braegan: Well I deleted my haggle-bard so it's not like I have max plat or anything, but I do allright.
E.D. : Haggle-what? And *** is plat is that Canadian money 'cuz I ain't some exchange service here.
Braegan: Tell you what *slips a pass key into the dancers g-string* you check out that website and tell me it isn't the best!
E.D. : Website? Look baby I don't do that amature web stuff. *nods to the bouncer*
Braegan: Amature? No it's a real co- *gets pulled out of his chair and pushed through the exit*
The good news is that while I was being ejected I managed to toss a few more pass keys out. And juding by all the smiles on the faces I am sure we will see them in game soon!
Git off mah lawn!
If, If's and But's was Candies and Nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.
Rakellalea, Razakiller, Spritefire, Eekk THELANIS
Originally Posted by eclipsechild
My problem is getting worse. I tried to involve her, so I rolled a human female barbarian two handed tank with low Int and named it after her. What did I do wrong?
LMAO - im not going to be making any friends today but.........
Seriously, I have yet to see any girl on any server worth mentioning. Even when I am drunk, none of them appeal to me. Don't get me wrong, there was a time when I first started DDO i geeked out that woman were on here which drew some attraction, but that has passed as fast as completing Water Works on normal.
Do not get me wrong, there are some "cute" ones, but again not in my field of vision or interest. And the ones that brag about their cuteness, are usually fugly anyway.
The only time I care to see peoples pictures, i.e. "look who your talking to" forum chat is because its of interest to match a face to a voice or personality, period.
The one and only Aluecian - Congo Bowl I Champions, Team InB4Lock - Survival Builds(NEWEST BUILD IS AT POST #48): http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=209152 Pic of Me, Post# 332 http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=163146&page=9