Wake up Thelanis :)

[Caine52184]

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LOLZ....

LOL "officially kicks you in the bal*z"

you're such an ass..you do realize what you just started right?
Now, say your sorry or ill sick my big green WF on you tonight!

[bartcom2000]

LOL "officially kicks you in the bal*z"

you're such an ass..you do realize what you just started right?
Now, say your sorry or ill sick my big green WF on you tonight!

What I Started?

I believe you threw the gauntlet down.

Disclaimer: even though this may get ugly.. I want the record to reflect that cain is one of my all time fav peeps, and in the enevitable event that I totally PWN her @$$, like a cheerleader on prom night, in this challenge, I want everyone to know it is in total jest.. b/c her husband sounds like he could wipe his @$$ with me over party chat.......

[bartcom2000]

Ho Hum........... I'm Waiting....

*Hint*
www.Demotivateus.com





Don't make me have to actually work now.... I am warning you!!!

[Arlith]

Did you know that 4 out of 5 dentists say they will endorse anything for enough money?

[Braegan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xszdpWnYd6s

[Memnir]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xszdpWnYd6s

Holy hell, that was the best laugh I've had in a week!

(thanks bro - it's been a rough week)

[Caine52184]

What I Started?

I believe you threw the gauntlet down.

Disclaimer: even though this may get ugly.. I want the record to reflect that cain is one of my all time fav peeps, and in the enevitable event that I totally PWN her @$$, like a cheerleader on prom night, in this challenge, I want everyone to know it is in total jest.. b/c her husband sounds like he could wipe his @$$ with me over party chat.......

LOL..I almost spit my water out after reading this. You crack me up!

And as far as the ugliness that may start...I wont entertain it ..this post was to strictly get you back to my own post and not Darpa's lol. The de-railing isnt cool.

I almost want to put that last sentence in my bio :P

[Caine52184]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xszdpWnYd6s

Heh..im actually having to work....the nerve of some people!

HA!..i finally got to watch it. Funny stuff

[KweiLi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xszdpWnYd6s

Braegan

I think this is video footage of that Shroud Raid you were in Sunday night....

[bartcom2000]

LOL..I almost spit my water out after reading this. You crack me up!

And as far as the ugliness that may start...I wont entertain it ..this post was to strictly get you back to my own post and not Darpa's lol. The de-railing isnt cool.

I almost want to put that last sentence in my bio :P

DING!!! Bart Wins!!! Round 1

[Braegan]

Holy hell, that was the best laugh I've had in a week!

(thanks bro - it's been a rough week)

Backflipping-nunchuck guy for the win!

[Arlith]

Now that's not bad. An Eric Estrada poster would have been better though. It still won't let me give you rep though. Says I need to spread it around. I guess I am just not enough of a forum ho. Someone needs to do somehting rep worthy dammit!

[Braegan]

Braegan

I think this is video footage of that Shroud Raid you were in Sunday night....

Oh yeah, that was a fun run wasn't it!

On an aside it still doesn't break my top 5 worst!

[bartcom2000]

Now that's not bad. An Eric Estrada poster would have been better though. It still won't let me give you rep though. Says I need to spread it around. I guess I am just not enough of a forum ho. Someone needs to do somehting rep worthy dammit!

You...

Me....

Eye 2 Eye bro!!.....

[Arlith]

Disclaimer: even though this may get ugly.. I want the record to reflect that cain is one of my all time fav peeps, and in the enevitable event that I totally PWN her @$$, like a cheerleader on prom night, in this challenge, I want everyone to know it is in total jest.. b/c her husband sounds like he could wipe his @$$ with me over party chat.......

And here is the fight!!

http://www.gorillafights.com/fightvi...-up-a-guy.html

ps Bart lasted longer than I thought.

pss Is it me, or is he smiling there for a while?

[bartcom2000]

Now that's not bad. An Eric Estrada poster would have been better though. It still won't let me give you rep though. Says I need to spread it around. I guess I am just not enough of a forum ho. Someone needs to do somehting rep worthy dammit!

[SpanishBlueEyes]

Every day, I wake up screaming.

LOL i would too if i saw your face. LOL I love you mem

[Arlith]

e.e. removed for brevity, and because no one should have to see more than one of those pics a day.

Heh heh.. I need a job where I have nothing better to do than search for Eric Estrada pics.

[bartcom2000]

Heh heh.. I need a job where I have nothing better to do than search for Eric Estrada pics.

Try healthcare analyst. (WARNING: gigantic run-on sentence ahead)

You get to:

Play with SQL Server 2005, writing T-SQL queries across 100's of millions of rows of data for 14 milllion patients just to throw the data into Access or exce1 in order to trend the data out so you can find out if your company is really managing peoples disease conditions towards a positive outcome AAAANNNNNNDDD be the report monkey for EVERY FREAKING SALES EXCECUTIVE KNOWN TO MAAANNNNNNN!!!!


ARRRRGGGG!

"Hey mike, can you run a ROI analytic w/ golden cross analysis (trended 120 days vs. 240) report for 3 of my major clients, let me know if they are trending in the black and if not, tell me why AND/OR how to mitigate any negative findings. I told the client last week that I would have it for them this afternoon.. thanks buddy your the greatest!!!!!!!, oh and make sure the info is correct, detailed, and formatted to my pleasure or I will throw you under the bus, failing to mention that i gave you 2 hours to do 3 days worth of work...fyi buddy!!!"

and to think I had to go to school (9 years) and get a BS in engineering, Pre-med, MBA and learn 3 programming languages to get the pleasure of jumping around like an answer monkey for the sales team...


Gee thanks fate.... thanks alot!!

even after highschool the jocks and pretty boys still give me swirllies!!!!


p.s. ...besides when your queries take 20 mins to run, and your Stored procedures sometimes hours, alot can be accomplished on the internet!!!!

[Arlith]

Try healthcare analyst. (WARNING: gigantic run-on sentence ahead)

You get to:

Play with SQL Server 2005, writing T-SQL queries across 100's of millions of rows of data for 14 milllion patients just to throw the data into Access or exce1 in order to trend the data out so you can find out if your company is really managing peoples disease conditions towards a positive outcome AAAANNNNNNDDD be the report monkey for EVERY FREAKING SALES EXCECUTIVE KNOWN TO MAAANNNNNNN!!!!


ARRRRGGGG!

"Hey mike, can you run a ROI analytic w/ golden cross analysis (trended 120 days vs. 240) report for 3 of my major clients, let me know if they are trending in the black and if not, tell me why AND/OR how to mitigate any negative findings. I told the client last week that I would have it for them this afternoon.. thanks buddy your the greatest!!!!!!!, oh and make sure the info is correct, detailed, and formatted to my pleasure or I will throw you under the bus, failing to mention that i gave you 2 hours to do 3 days worth of work...fyi buddy!!!"

and to think I had to go to school (9 years) and get a BS in engineering, Pre-med, MBA and learn 3 programming languages to get the pleasure of jumping around like an answer monkey for the sales team...


Gee thanks fate.... thanks alot!!

even after highschool the jocks and pretty boys still give me swirllies!!!!


p.s. ...besides when your queries take 20 mins to run, and your Stored procedures sometimes hours, alot can be accomplished on the internet!!!!

So you do TPS reports. Do you have the new cover sheet? j/k

I just manage a home for individuals with multiple (and severe) mental/behavioral issues. We run small homes that focus on those unable to fit in to larger home environments. Oddly, it is the best job I have ever had and I have a boat load of respect for individuals who still manage some semblance of ordinary life dealing with issues that would put me in the ground. But sometimes it is VERY interesting.



Oh, so that was you??!