Wake up Thelanis :)

**Arlith** · 08-07-2009, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

I told you I married up...

Not bad... here... Kinda looks like a butterfly.

**bartcom2000** · 08-07-2009, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Arlith

Well, first they get ****ed because you mistake them for a taxi driver. They take off, driving "fast and furious" style to the police station throwing you all over the back seat because you have no seat belt. They ask you questions at the station and you are drunk and have a smart mouth. You get beaten for your smart ass answers. You are really, really, drunk so you get a lot of beating. Finally you pass out, and wake up hours later in a jail cell, hung over and feeling the pain of an expertly applied nightstick beating. Even the hurt hurts. Finally you get breakfast, and because you are American you get a choice, rice and water or bread and water. Finally, about 16 hours later someone comes to let you out of the cell. You limp, sometimes crawl, the 11.5 miles back to the base. You get to the gate and the guards laugh at you because they know just what happened and have no sympathy for you. Then you crawl into bed and sleep for 1 day and a half. When you wake up and go take a shower you are black and blue from your shoulders to you feet.

Those are the major points. There were a few minor details omitted but you get the idea.

Ha ha... n00b!!!

**Arlith** · 08-07-2009, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

Ha ha... n00b!!!

That was a Bacardi 151 night. 1/2 gallons worth. I should have been dead. Not so n00bish.

**bartcom2000** · 08-07-2009, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Arlith

Not bad... here... Kinda looks like a butterfly.

lame....... gotta be over 10yrs old for me to get aroused!!! lol...

and I never heard back about the Jesus pic i sent you... absolutely disturbing huh... I had to use the emergency eye wash station here at work when i saw it.....

**Arlith** · 08-07-2009, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

lame....... gotta be over 10yrs old for me to get aroused!!! lol...

and I never heard back about the Jesus pic i sent you... absolutely disturbing huh... I had to use the emergency eye wash station here at work when i saw it.....

What??!! Dont you remember the Olympics?? Those Chinese gymnasts WERE 16 yrs old!
All the really cools ones were form a website called dirtyrotten######.com - I couldn't post any of them.

**bartcom2000** · 08-07-2009, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Arlith

That was a Bacardi 151 night. 1/2 gallons worth. I should have been dead. Not so n00bish.

n000000b!!

**Caine52184** · 08-07-2009, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by Arlith

Well, first they get ****ed because you mistake them for a taxi driver. They take off, driving "fast and furious" style to the police station throwing you all over the back seat because you have no seat belt. They ask you questions at the station and you are drunk and have a smart mouth. You get beaten for your smart ass answers. You are really, really, drunk so you get a lot of beating. Finally you pass out, and wake up hours later in a jail cell, hung over and feeling the pain of an expertly applied nightstick beating. Even the hurt hurts. Finally you get breakfast, and because you are American you get a choice, rice and water or bread and water. Finally, about 16 hours later someone comes to let you out of the cell. You limp, sometimes crawl, the 11.5 miles back to the base. You get to the gate and the guards laugh at you because they know just what happened and have no sympathy for you. Then you crawl into bed and sleep for 1 day and a half. When you wake up and go take a shower you are black and blue from your shoulders to you feet.

Those are the major points. There were a few minor details omitted but you get the idea.

*shivers* speaking from experience?

Makes note..NEVER get drunk in Japan unless I enjoy getting beat? lol

**Arlith** · 08-07-2009, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by Caine52184

*shivers* speaking from experience?

Makes note..NEVER get drunk in Japan unless I enjoy getting beat? lol

Yeah, from experience. And don't get drunk ANYWHERE else except America. Cops overseas don't play, at all. They will beat you down in a heartbeat.

**Arlith** · 08-07-2009, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

n000000b!!

Maybe. I am not that way anymore. I do my drinking at home.

**bartcom2000** · 08-07-2009, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Arlith

Maybe. I am not that way anymore. I do my drinking at home.

if you didn't make the 10:00pm news.. you are a noob...

I now drink at home as well....lolz

great story btw Arlith..

**Arlith** · 08-07-2009, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

if you didn't make the 10:00pm news.. you are a noob...

.

Would you settle for a 14 page report sent to the Pentagon?

**bartcom2000** · 08-07-2009, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by Arlith

Would you settle for a 14 page report sent to the Pentagon?

hmmm...depends........were there pictures and did the zoo curator drop the charges?

**Arlith** · 08-07-2009, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by bartcom2000

hmmm...depends........were there pictures and did the zoo curator drop the charges?

What are you still doing on?

No pictures, but there was video.

The curator was going to press charges, but we blackmailed him with with pics of him doing stange things to the baboons.

**Caine52184** · 08-08-2009, 09:03 AM

I lied when I said I wouldnt be back till Monday lol...I forgot that I had to work for a few hours today lol.

Whats up Lush? Are you hungover?

**Mekkah** · 08-08-2009, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Caine52184

I lied when I said I wouldnt be back till Monday lol...I forgot that I had to work for a few hours today lol.

Whats up Lush? Are you hungover?

It's because you couldn't wait that long to harass me, isn't it?

**Caine52184** · 08-08-2009, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Mekkah

It's because you couldn't wait that long to harass me, isn't it?

I dont need to do that on the forums

lol.

**Caine52184** · 08-08-2009, 10:39 AM

I think our lil goof troop on here should really get together and run a Shroud or something soon

.

**Arlith** · 08-08-2009, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by Caine52184

I lied when I said I wouldnt be back till Monday lol...I forgot that I had to work for a few hours today lol.

Whats up Lush? Are you hungover?

I am not a lush! (much)

I also am on the way in to work for a bit. Though I suspect this is an obvious ploy on my part to generate an excuse to drive in to town so I can watch a movie. I won't make the drive just for a movie, but if I have to go to work anyway then why not see a movie while I am "already in town." I have been meaning to have a long talk with me about that, but I keep forgetting.

Sometimes I am very complicated in my simplicity.

And I am glad you called yourself out as a liar. I was just about to hit the image archive for an appropriate "LIAR" image.

And you couldn't stay away because you missed my awesome lime green font. I know. It's okay. I would encourage it more often, but once you get past the font there just isn't anything redeemable behind it and people lose interest quickly.

**Arlith** · 08-09-2009, 01:37 PM

Just read that last post again. it sounded much better hung over. Well it is Sunday and I am going to work yet again. **** on-call weekends. No one will be here to read this until tomorrow, but I wanted to bytch anyway. Work... Now there is a word that should be part of the obscenity filters!

Peace, love and Crabs.

**bartcom2000** · 08-09-2009, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by Arlith

Just read that last post again. it sounded much better hung over. Well it is Sunday and I am going to work yet again. **** on-call weekends. No one will be here to read this until tomorrow, but I wanted to bytch anyway. Work... Now there is a word that should be part of the obscenity filters!

Peace, love and Crabs.

I read it on sunday Buddy.....

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