jesus christ jond, no one wants to see a picture of your body with keanu's face on the forums. christ leave your speed fanfic pix out of this!!!
also,
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Blah is dead. Confirmed. The autopsy revealed excessive burrito consumption.
Seems to me that some people haven't been putting enough Plat in the collection plates on Sunday when we all go to Blahworship. Stop being so frugal and give unto Blah, for only then shall his light shine down upon you.
Let us read from the book of Blahish.
Ye! And the Abbot called down the inferno,
The firey storm searing flesh and bone.
Yet when the terrible torrents of hate were extinguished,
So many names, they were a deep red.
A single cry was heard over Voice chat!
"Blah Lived!" the cry was heard.
The Wipe had been prevented.
-The book of Blahish Chapter 4 Verse 78
Go with Blah, my children.
Mhykke(Pldn):Mhykkelle(Srcr):Mykkelle(Rngr):Mhykael(Clrc):Mykke(Brbrn):Mhykel(Ftr):Mhykelle(Wzrd):Mhyke(Brd):Mykkael(Rgr/Rog/Barb):Mykkel(Rog):Mhykkaelsan(Mnk):Mhykkael(FVS):Mhykkel(Brd):Markas(Ret.Srcr)
I am proud to say that I am responsible for this wonderful thread. Carry on.
Unbreakable
Ruse * Ballissta * Mechanikal * Nooksum * Crutchh * Gorrdo * Augustt * Various Lum's
King Tot: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Bo: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Brother Mykkael:And Saint Mykkee raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Blah, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And Blah did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Bo: Skip a bit, Brother...
Brother Mykkael: And Blah spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Blah Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Blah Hand Grenade of Blahish towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it
Brother Bo: Blahmen
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Mhykke(Pldn):Mhykkelle(Srcr):Mykkelle(Rngr):Mhykael(Clrc):Mykke(Brbrn):Mhykel(Ftr):Mhykelle(Wzrd):Mhyke(Brd):Mykkael(Rgr/Rog/Barb):Mykkel(Rog):Mhykkaelsan(Mnk):Mhykkael(FVS):Mhykkel(Brd):Markas(Ret.Srcr)
Blah. Blah. Blah.
'Nuff said.
Dex was here.![]()
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I believe in one secret and ineffable Game; and in one Father of Life, Mystery of Mystery, in His name Blah, the sole viceregent of the Sun upon Stormreach.
And I believe in one Eberron, the Mother of us all, Mystery of Mystery, in Her name Tolero.
And I believe in the Serpent and the Lion, Mystery of Mystery, in His name Tarrant.
And I believe in one Blahish Church of Light, Life, Love and Liberty, the Word of whose Law is Blahism.
And I believe in the communion of Saint Mhykke.
And, forasmuch as Ghallanda Rations and Drink are transmuted in us daily into physical health and spiritual substance, I believe in the Miracles of Blah.
And I confess one Baptism of Pugs whereby we accomplish the Miracle of the Raid.
And I confess my life to Blah, individual, and eternal that was, and is, and is to come.
Blahmen
The ultimate Blah tribute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBaEPXoMOhU
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