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Thread: Punchlines
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06-27-2009, 09:19 PM #41
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06-27-2009, 09:32 PM #42Community Member
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The midget says "I know, he was supposed to be there!"
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06-27-2009, 09:54 PM #43Community Member
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"Thats what I been trying to tell ya...there ain't no ****ing CHOCOLATE!"
I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I don’t think you realize that what you heard was not entirely what I meant.
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06-28-2009, 06:02 PM #44Community Member
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When my boyfriend puts his ear against it he can smell the ocean.
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06-29-2009, 09:51 AM #45Community Member
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Oh I thought you said "turn around"
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He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future. --George Orwell
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07-03-2009, 01:06 AM #46Community Member
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Hey Mouth...anytime you want to discuss the finer points of ring around the shoulder or horsemanship, just say the word.
Originally Posted by Tannniss
At least I know which end gets the bit and which end takes a ****....
Or, if you prefer the bovine species rather than the equine; which end goes moo and which end goes poo....
Just because I happen to be somewhat educated and fly an $18-30 million dollar aircraft, depending upon which one I'm in at the moment, doesn't mean I also don't know how to cowboy up. Something which escapes most townies.----------==========[[[ LEGION ]]]==========----------
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07-03-2009, 10:05 AM #47Founder
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You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball ....
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07-03-2009, 10:20 AM #48Community Member
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The baseball player answers: "I don't think we are throwing the dog high enough."
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07-03-2009, 11:20 AM #49Founder
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Wrong! Originally Posted by Kruler
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07-03-2009, 12:47 PM #50Community Member
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At least I know which end gets the bit and which end takes a ****....
Awww...No need to get touchy.....It's obvious to me now that you can certainly "Cowboy Up"...and you probably have spent a lot of time discovering which end to stick your **** into.......Thelanis
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