Man Alley is too uber

[Disavowed]

Just saw an LFM by a dude that is too cool. I won't disclose his name but it's right down an alley (you pick the right lane there could be a wrong turn). Two nights in a row his LFM has been experienced only or VIP. This time it was for shroud. Not only was his experienced only LFM so uber. It was so uber he couldn't reply. The funny thing was 15 minutes later with 1 spot to fill he was still in LFM mode. Man that last spot must have been saved for the most uber person on DDO. I just wish I was good enough to meet up to his standards.

Dude I bow down to you and I wish I could be half the uber DDO geek that you are. My life is so not worthy because I'm not the uber GEEK in DDO that you are.

Please tell me what I have to do to be so good at this game that I'm a total DDO geek and can meet your standards or be worthy of a reply. Does it require becoming a geek in real life? Or doing nothing but playing DDO so I can be a lame loser that can't function in the real world?

If so I can do that. I'll give up all real world functions. I'll stop running and lifting 4X a week, I'll give up fun time with the Beergirl, heck I'll even quit my job. Just tell me what I have to do to be a VIP or be worthy of at least a return reply from one of my tells before I join one of your LFMs

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Wow 30 minutes later his LFM is still up looking for that last spot. The last very best uber plar on Khyber. Good luck BRO I hope you fill that spot so you can complete that Shroud.

[Lufia]

In before lock!!!

Your generally a nice guy Disavowed, true enough its all just a game in the end.

[Disavowed]

Yes it will be locked and yes it is a game. But it goes back to my post 2 weeks ago about the I'm tired of exp only LFMs. That will give you my true point of view. Trust me if I really wanted to do someting as far as questing. I'd go run for Bloodstones. Nothing going on and I was bored. It was this or run for Bloodstones

[Cuchilo]

Dis - A little while ago we were running Enter The Kobold, had lfm up that we had alredy started. A certain character, whose name rhymes with a type of cat joins group.

Cat: I don't know where the quest is.
Me: No worries! (Recall, recall again to RR)
Me: Follow me. (We run through the new area, while I brief this Cat on the quest.)

We then enter, and the group briefs Cat on buffs needed, etc, etc, as he asks for info. He gets lost at one point, but no biggie, I go back for him.

Halfway through the quest I ask if this is the same Cat who has been away for a while, but used to always put up LFMs for experienced only!! Uber l33t sauce guys here!! etc. No answer. A bit more ribbing ensues, with no response from the Cat.

End quest, recall, and I say he should remember in future that even he had to learn quests at some point. A mumbled comment about Vent, and that was that.

Guess he found his feet, a likeminded guild, and went back to being uber leet sauce. Just goes to show, sometimes I DO waste my time teaching people.

[Disavowed]

Dis - A little while ago we were running Enter The Kobold, had lfm up that we had alredy started. A certain character, whose name rhymes with a type of cat joins group.

Cat: I don't know where the quest is.
Me: No worries! (Recall, recall again to RR)
Me: Follow me. (We run through the new area, while I brief this Cat on the quest.)

We then enter, and the group briefs Cat on buffs needed, etc, etc, as he asks for info. He gets lost at one point, but no biggie, I go back for him.

Halfway through the quest I ask if this is the same Cat who has been away for a while, but used to always put up LFMs for experienced only!! Uber l33t sauce guys here!! etc. No answer. A bit more ribbing ensues, with no response from the Cat.

End quest, recall, and I say he should remember in future that even he had to learn quests at some point. A mumbled comment about Vent, and that was that.

Guess he found his feet, a likeminded guild, and went back to being uber leet sauce. Just goes to show, sometimes I DO waste my time teaching people.

Sometimes it's a waste of time. But more times than not, the time we spend helping others pays off in the future.

[Cuchilo]

Agreed, I'll just never be helping that particular Cat again. His experienced only lfms are back on every run he does.

[Kylstrem]

Dis - A little while ago we were running Enter The Kobold, had lfm up that we had alredy started. A certain character, whose name rhymes with a type of cat joins group.

Fountain Dyin?????

[apacheizm23]

Just saw an LFM by a dude that is too cool. I won't disclose his name but it's right down an alley (you pick the right lane there could be a wrong turn). Two nights in a row his LFM has been experienced only or VIP. This time it was for shroud. Not only was his experienced only LFM so uber. It was so uber he couldn't reply. The funny thing was 15 minutes later with 1 spot to fill he was still in LFM mode. Man that last spot must have been saved for the most uber person on DDO. I just wish I was good enough to meet up to his standards.

Dude I bow down to you and I wish I could be half the uber DDO geek that you are. My life is so not worthy because I'm not the uber GEEK in DDO that you are.

Please tell me what I have to do to be so good at this game that I'm a total DDO geek and can meet your standards or be worthy of a reply. Does it require becoming a geek in real life? Or doing nothing but playing DDO so I can be a lame loser that can't function in the real world?

If so I can do that. I'll give up all real world functions. I'll stop running and lifting 4X a week, I'll give up fun time with the Beergirl, heck I'll even quit my job. Just tell me what I have to do to be a VIP or be worthy of at least a return reply from one of my tells before I join one of your LFMs

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Wow 30 minutes later his LFM is still up looking for that last spot. The last very best uber plar on Khyber. Good luck BRO I hope you fill that spot so you can complete that Shroud.

Make your own group Disavowed no? I agree the person is probably an A.H. but on the other hand One must learn to ignore these things in a MMO/On-Line, in my opinion. Not everyone thinks or has same view, morale or respect for other people as say you and I do, and those are some people I tend to ignore. Its easy to post and say what ever you want on line because there is no repercussion,no face value to it. Very easy to brush people off or disrespect them when there not standing in front of you.

[Gornn]

Just saw an LFM by a dude that is too cool. I won't disclose his name but it's right down an alley (you pick the right lane there could be a wrong turn). Two nights in a row his LFM has been experienced only or VIP. This time it was for shroud. Not only was his experienced only LFM so uber. It was so uber he couldn't reply. The funny thing was 15 minutes later with 1 spot to fill he was still in LFM mode. Man that last spot must have been saved for the most uber person on DDO. I just wish I was good enough to meet up to his standards.

Dude I bow down to you and I wish I could be half the uber DDO geek that you are. My life is so not worthy because I'm not the uber GEEK in DDO that you are.

Please tell me what I have to do to be so good at this game that I'm a total DDO geek and can meet your standards or be worthy of a reply. Does it require becoming a geek in real life? Or doing nothing but playing DDO so I can be a lame loser that can't function in the real world?

If so I can do that. I'll give up all real world functions. I'll stop running and lifting 4X a week, I'll give up fun time with the Beergirl, heck I'll even quit my job. Just tell me what I have to do to be a VIP or be worthy of at least a return reply from one of my tells before I join one of your LFMs

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Wow 30 minutes later his LFM is still up looking for that last spot. The last very best uber plar on Khyber. Good luck BRO I hope you fill that spot so you can complete that Shroud.

As you know I am against experienced only LFMs.

So I think I have found a solution.

I earlier thought that I could put no gimps in the LFM, but that won't work because I'm a gimp; a gimp, not a hypocrite.

So this is what I came up with:

Shroud M/A as fast as we can while looting, no beerman. Beergrrl OK.

Since there's only one gimp I don't wannt play with, I figured I'd be specific!

[Disavowed]

As you know I am against experienced only LFMs.

So I think I have found a solution.

I earlier thought that I could put no gimps in the LFM, but that won't work because I'm a gimp; a gimp, not a hypocrite.

So this is what I came up with:

Shroud M/A as fast as we can while looting, no beerman. Beergrrl OK.

Since there's only one gimp I don't wannt play with, I figured I'd be specific!

Payback is a biatch Gornn.

[SimonB]

Someone please PM the name, I'm curious. Thanks.

[NXPlasmid]

I earlier thought that I could put no gimps in the LFM, but that won't work because I'm a gimp; a gimp, not a hypocrite.

Ah HA! so you do have a monk! I knew it!

[Gornn]

Ah HA! so you do have a monk! I knew it!

I'm so gimp that I don't need monk to make me gimp; I'm gimp on my own

[Rabbi_Hordo]

I'm so gimp that I don't need monk to make me gimp; I'm gimp on my own

Whoa, whoa, your Gornniness. Your ever-so-humble Rabbi is, in all seriousness, the most gimped of us DULG adherents. Let's be honest, when you have a toon that can go from incap to fully healed at level 16 with a crit cure light wounds...nuff said.

[Belwaar]

Whoa, whoa, your Gornniness. Your ever-so-humble Rabbi is, in all seriousness, the most gimped of us DULG adherents. Let's be honest, when you have a toon that can go from incap to fully healed at level 16 with a crit cure light wounds...nuff said.

roflmao

[uhgungawa]

Hey Disavowed, you would be UBER enough, But something just keeps holding you back .....



But seriously, next time just make a run of your own "Gimp only" run and see how far he's gotten by the time you fill

[Disavowed]

Hey Disavowed, you would be UBER enough, But something just keeps holding you back .....



But seriously, next time just make a run of your own "Gimp only" run and see how far he's gotten by the time you fill

How did you get in my house to take that pic of my PC. Now you know what my PC looks like and that my fridge has an ice maker. I'm starting to feel like I'm being stalked LOL.

[bartcom2000]

How did you get in my house to take that pic of my PC. Now you know what my PC looks like and that my fridge has an ice maker. I'm starting to feel like I'm being stalked LOL.

Dude I actually had one of those!!!!!!! and I had it when they were new too!!! ROFL oh the memories!!!

[96th_Malice]

Hey all

Just my 2 cents worth

Yes there are a select few out there who feel they are better than all.

I for one don't care. As a general rule these people are usually lonely in life and this is where the sence of Power & Control kicks in.

For Example :

I tried joining a Shroud Group about a month ago with Kaeylee who is my bow-barian.

Are you going to use a bow or a sword ? he asks ... Cause if you are going to use a bow I am going to drop you right now .... In fact I'd like you to tell me what melee weapons you have or I will remove you!!

I laughed

I told him I am using a bow .. Nothing BUT a bow and I asked him "When are you going to move out of your Moms basement ? "

Eveyone laughed and I got " the boot " about .5 seconds later !

Oh well, for the record I couldnt get into this guys VOD run last night on Cassiee as well. I guess he figured she would be of no use either ! I was told by a couple DDO friends to expect to NOT get in

For the record this is NOT a kid that is doing this ! I know because I have toons that have passed his pre-requisits to Raid with him before. He just has zero capability of remembering that people have more than one toon in the game !! hehe

Anyways, Life goes on with no loss as there are a million other things to do in life and DDO than to worry about the "lonely, holyier than thou " few within the game

My advice ( sorry Gornn I know I dont have an advice colum here yet ) BUT my advice to you is .....Have fun elsewhere guys .. There are lots of great people in DDO who would love to have you in their Raids !!

PS: Heya ******. You know who you are .. Time to move outta your moms basement bro !

[InfidelofHaLL]

I'm so gimp that I don't need monk to make me gimp; I'm gimp on my own

see i told you that about 5 months ago its good u finally admit it :P

Whoa, whoa, your Gornniness. Your ever-so-humble Rabbi is, in all seriousness, the most gimped of us DULG adherents. Let's be honest, when you have a toon that can go from incap to fully healed at level 16 with a crit cure light wounds...nuff said.

i thought u deleted all your toons and were just a forum presence now since you can't roll a toon right :P