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[Belwaar]

Looks to Belwaar Drops broom., shudders from the cold. “So sorry, am scared of mephitis. Bit once in when I was little, Threnal you know, left a scar. “ rubs bumn in recollection “Show you but is peculiar place. Can someone please tuck him back away?”

"Get back in the fridge Chilly!" Belwaar closes the door and wipes the sweat from his brow thinking, "That was close..."

"Sorry dear "

(Meanwhile, in another scene) Shaamis is pulling out of Qwijymart with a sack of Flour, two tankards of milk, 2 dozen eggs, and 8 casks of ale, loaded on the cart. He looks up the mountain where Belwaar lives....

Well Shaamis, time to start huffin back!

<grabs a fresh drink from his everfull mug, tightens the rope from the cart around his waist, and starts hauling the "loot" back up the hill, Singing "...100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer....."

Belwaar says to Rosewood, "I hope Shaamis takes the new teleporter that I had installed the other day, or he's in for a hell of a hike back up here..." "Welp, I guess I'd better get to me daily chores..." Belwaar walks into the next room to start cleaning up after the previous nights festivities.

[Emili]

"Get back in the fridge Chilly!" Belwaar closes the door and wipes the sweat from his brow thinking, "That was close..."

"Sorry dear "

Thank you so much , ' Suppose I may start cooking that shepard's pie. "

Belwaar says to Rosewood, "I hope Shaamis takes the new teleporter that I had installed the other day, or he's in for a hell of a hike back up here..." "Welp, I guess I'd better get to me daily chores..." Belwaar walks into the next room to start cleaning up after the previous nights festivities.

“Dare say? Hmm, (hands on hips) Possibly should have sent somedwarf else? Knowing Shaamis he may end up laid out halfway up the hill. Oh,or possibly drink half the ale to lighten the load? ' Remember once in Necropolis face down in that huge puddle, ' would swear he’d drown had he not dreamt it stout.”:worried:

[Varr]

Hum, this has been a fun ride Vara thinks to herself sitting silently and invisable atop the ale cages. Pahaps a second trip is in order.....whimsically, Vara finds two dozen eggs slid into her backpack.........crazy drinking monk is sure to partake on the return trip....forgetting the necessary eggs untill asked about them way back up the hill. Bit fussy of memory he is sure to swear he got them...... I just need to dispose of that reciept for my very entertaining second ride. I'm sure the dwarves will justify another wagoner ale run even for just two dozen eggs!!!

[Varr]

These eggs give me as idea. I wonder if I can trick that elven maid into tricking these tubby appitizers into playing tag with a white dragon while I make off with a few pretty baubbles and draggin eggs!!! Now how to begin...... More ale to start.....

[Belwaar]

“Dare say? Hmm, (hands on hips) Possibly should have sent somedwarf else? Knowing Shaamis he may end up laid out halfway up the hill. Oh,or possibly drink half the ale to lighten the load? ' Remember once in Necropolis face down in that huge puddle, ' would swear he’d drown had he not dreamt it stout.”:worried:

"I think he'll be ok...but I'll go out in a bit if he's not here, just to check. I'll give him a little while longer...besides, I'm almost finished with me chores, and a bored dwarf is never a pleasant one "

[Emili]

"I think he'll be ok...but I'll go out in a bit if he's not here, just to check. I'll give him a little while longer...besides, I'm almost finished with me chores, and a bored dwarf is never a pleasant one "

"Oh thank you, quite thoughtful of you." bends down /kiss on the cheek. Mind at ease returns to cooking, pie in oven, awaiting the ingredients for the muffins… unsuspecting what may happen next.

[Shaamis]

"Oh thank you, quite thoughtful of you." bends down /kiss on the cheek. Mind at ease returns to cooking, pie in oven, awaiting the ingredients for the muffins… unsuspecting what may happen next.

(Shaamis finally comes at a rest at the foot of the house) Whew! that was a nice lil workout! <unties rope, chocks the wheels> HEY! I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaack!

Shaamis looks back at the wagon, "Weird" he thinks. I must b getting a little too soft, felt like I had an extra sack of lard on that wagon....."



Lets see...... Flour, check......8 casks of ale, check.......two tankards of milk, check, and eggs..........where did the eggs go?

<scratches head>..........

[Varr]

whistling a brisk little ditty.... Hey ya Fred!!! Guess what I have for you? That's right your favorite!!! Extra large boiled eggs...... I need a little favor though, my flayer friend...... Follow me and I'll tell you about a little prank I need your help with. It starts with a fair maid and her band of drunken dwarves......

[Belwaar]

(Shaamis finally comes at a rest at the foot of the house) Whew! that was a nice lil workout! <unties rope, chocks the wheels> HEY! I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaack!

Shaamis looks back at the wagon, "Weird" he thinks. I must b getting a little too soft, felt like I had an extra sack of lard on that wagon....."



Lets see...... Flour, check......8 casks of ale, check.......two tankards of milk, check, and eggs..........where did the eggs go?

<scratches head>..........

"Sham! Why didn't you take the teleporter?" <points at the portal 20 yards away> "Oh well , looks like you got everything...wait...uh...where's the eggs? "

<shakes his head as Shammis shrugs, then punches Shammis in the shoulder> "You dolt! You forgot the eggs didn't you?"

[Strakeln]

What the hell is going on here? Rabblerousers!

[Belwaar]

what The Hell Is Going On Here? Rabblerousers!

[Shaamis]

Usin' yer teleporter thingee would be like cheating! Shaamis ain't aboot cheatin' ya hear!?!

How do you think I stay in top physical shape if I be cheatin?

<flex> I'd be robbing all of you a visit to see the GUN Show! <Mr. Universe pose>

Who's that guy yelling about!?! <points to Strakln> he your neighbor!?!

[Emili]

Usin' yer teleporter thingee would be like cheating! Shaamis ain't aboot cheatin' ya hear!?!

How do you think I stay in top physical shape if I be cheatin?

<flex> I'd be robbing all of you a visit to see the GUN Show! <Mr. Universe pose>

Who's that guy yelling about!?! <points to Strakln> he your neighbor!?!

Pulls shepard's pie from oven. Hearing the rukus outside is drawn towards it...

"Oh Shaamis, I trust was a pleasant trip, glad to see you're back." <Looks at Strakeln> "Oh I see you brought a friend to diner? Well then be setting another place at the table... " Frolicing back into house "Be a dear bring the groceries in the kitchen... need hurry on the muffins."

[pjstechie]

[...ALERT...whistling detected...]

Shamgar looks up from his task. His great axes lay in a pile around him, freshly cleaned and sharpened. Varr approaches whistling mischieviously and juggling 5 eggs. Fred the mindflayer follows savoring a large hard boiled egg.

[...Lord Var detected...initiate hailing sequence...]

Shamgar stands and sharply salutes, his warforged body slightly stiff from lack of oil.

"ALL HAIL LORD VARR!!"

[...hailing sequence complete...]

"How Shamgar serve Lord Varr today?" asks Shamgar as he gathers his axes and puts them in his golf bag

[Varr]

Vara hugs her good friend, Shammy!! This has just become much easier!! Fred here was just about to "convince" Rosewood that her kitten, Snuggles, had been acounded by an ancient white dragon and was being held captive.....yes far fetched I agree... Fred is here to make is believable to her. What we really need is a distraction and at the same time a reason for that pack of dwarves to get to drinking robustly. What say you endanger the ale by damaging the seven barrels.....I'm betting instead of wasting tasty ale looking for patches to the barrels, the silly dwarves will simply drink as much ale as they can before it finds the ground. Fred can place a very soft suggestion upon them... It won't take much to have the chugging barrels of ale. That will do the trick..... Let's begin, damage those barrels!!! Wait a min. You all will just brawl then....I will sneakily damage them, you protect Fred!!!

[pjstechie]

"It shall be done Lord Var!!"

[...protect Fred...initiating protection protocol...]

[...protection protocol not found...]

[...smash barrels...initiating smashing protocal...]

Summoning his strenght with a mighty rawr Shamgar throws his adamantine body through the door smashing it to pieces. With a heafty swing of hit lightning 2 great axe Shamgar cleaves in twain the barrels of ale.

[...target destroyed...initiate celebration protocol...]

/dance

[Quanefel]

Roleplaying? Aint there other servers for roleplaying? Tis a shame.....

[Belwaar]

Usin' yer teleporter thingee would be like cheating! Shaamis ain't aboot cheatin' ya hear!?!

How do you think I stay in top physical shape if I be cheatin?

<flex> I'd be robbing all of you a visit to see the GUN Show! <Mr. Universe pose>

Who's that guy yelling about!?! <points to Strakln> he your neighbor!?!

"Bah...you forgot the eggs you dolt...now'd be a good time to start cheating!"
<looks at Strakelin>
"Hmm...don't know the guy..."
<turns back and walks into the house>
"Mmmm...smells good in here! When do we eat..and where'd Hordo go?"

Summoning his strenght with a mighty rawr Shamgar throws his adamantine body through the door smashing it to pieces. With a heafty swing of hit lightning 2 great axe Shamgar cleaves in twain the barrels of ale.

<hears a ruckus in the other room>
"What the? Somebody destroyed all the casks of ale!"

[Shaamis]

"Bah...you forgot the eggs you dolt...now'd be a good time to start cheating!"
<looks at Strakelin>
"Hmm...don't know the guy..."
<turns back and walks into the house>
"Mmmm...smells good in here! When do we eat..and where'd Hordo go?"

<hears a ruckus in the other room>
"What the? Somebody destroyed all the casks of ale!"

Watch who you are calling dolt, Mr. Messy McMessypants.....

I didnt forget the eggs, they might have fallen off the cart......I'll run back down the hill and see if they are on the side of the road......

(Shaamis speeds off at the speed of a monk with haste and 30% striding boots). <yells back to Emili> "BRB M'Lady!...."

[Emili]

<hears a ruckus in the other room>
"What the? Somebody destroyed all the casks of ale!"

“What a mess , Shaamis please be more careful setting down these barrels.” <Starts mopping up .>

<turns back and walks into the house>
"Mmmm...smells good in here! When do we eat..and where'd Hordo go?"

“Sooner the muffins are baking the sooner we eat. ‘Believe Mr. Hordo be napping. ‘t is fine, ‘ know how grumpy he can be with no ale in the house.”

<yells back to Emili> "BRB M'Lady!...."

“… Now then, where 'd he be off to? ”

Roleplaying? Aint there other servers for roleplaying? Tis a shame.....

“Another guest? ” <mumbles en route back to kitchen> “… suppose be baking another shepard’s pie. ”

<Calls from kitchen> “Oh! by the way, have anyone seen me Snuggles?” <razor cat> “been trying to summon her all afternoon. I've seem to misplace my lute also? ”