Ghallanda Light Presents: Real Men of Genius

[Devastation]

The truth hurts... it hurts like a dagger in my back...

+1 rep awesome post!

[Sunderedforge]

Well played, Sir. Well played.

[cdbd3rd]

Missed this the first time by - thanks for nudging back onto the front page.

[Psyk0sisS]

Missed this the first time by - thanks for nudging back onto the front page.

I missed it too, but since he's a shameless promoter I saw he linked it in another thread and I thought it deserved a bump

[Kadran]

Hilarious. +1

[Reverand]

*cue bass drum*


Ghallanda Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(background singer: Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Cheat Death Capstone Developer
(Mr. Cheat Death Capstone Developerrrrrr)

You wanted to reward a player for sticking to his class for 20 levels. You want to help rogues deal with the fact that they're more fragile than other melees. And you did it...after they're already dead.
(shouldn't have gotten yourself killed anywaaaaaay)

Epic Dodge? No. Sneak Attacks on undead or constructs? No. A rez on top of the rez the cleric is going to throw you anyway? You betcha!
(regretting those 2 fighters levels now, aren't youuuuuuu?)

Like a driver whose solution to an odd engine noise is to turn up the radio, you deftly address the symptom, and not the cause. But hey, they're just rogues!
(shoulda rolled a ranger)

So crack open an ice cold Ghallanda Light, oh Captain of the Capstones and don't forget to close that barn door...the horse has bolted.
(Mr. Cheat Death Capstone Developerrrrrrr!)

OMG, i actually laughed out loud at this one. Sad thing its all right on the button. Nice work +1 rep from me.

~Reverand

[Draccus]

I missed it too, but since he's a shameless promoter I saw he linked it in another thread and I thought it deserved a bump

Pfft...don't even get me started on Tharne's Wrath II

http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=183889

[Eladrin]

That's pretty awesome.

[Justicar]

hahaha, awesome post Drac

[eclipsechild]

Very, very funny!

[jmonty]

(shoulda rolled a ranger)

hahha

well done

[Belwaar]

hahha

well done

I read this again and it's just as funny the 2nd time, especially if you really read it like the commericals

Well done sir!!

[skyking613]

Yup, I could so hear the annoucer and the singer in the back of my mind.

Oh Oh do the cleric one now, lol

[Zenix_Leviticus]

Well Done!!

[Sanjinn]

Very well done! That was pretty darn funny! Gave ya a rep point for that

[Psyk0sisS]

Ok Drac., now you need to do a DDO Dub of the commercials!

I suggest possibly this video (mostly corporate setting)

OH GOD if I had the equipment to do it, this would be amazing!

[Rindalathar]

Drac,

You express in words what my vomit expressed to the toilet after reading about the Rogue Capstone.

BTW, are you taking that PoS, because I'm pretty sure I'm staying pure.

[Yshkabibble]

Outstanding

[Kromize]

The truth hurts... it hurts like a dagger in my back...

Ah, it's okay, you can just rez urself afterwards. :P Not actually cheat death or anything like that....

[BLAKROC]

That's pretty awesome.

yes, yes it is indeed!!!

+ to rep for op