Clean punchlines to dirty jokes

[GovtMule]

I'll go first

"...and the guy says, 'Lady, I don't think I can take sixty-seven more of those'"

[ghettoGenius]

The woman says .... "No, I'm his math teacher."

[Reverand]

Novelty Store clerk to his boss...... "But I did sell your thermos for $300!"

[unionyes]

And the Doctor says, "No, Nurse Nancy, I said to prick his boil".

[Starlytes]

Novelty Store clerk to his boss...... "But I did sell your thermos for $300!"

Or "Big Red" aka the Fire Extinguisher that was hangin on the wall

[Rab]

Teacher-"Buckwheat now use the word in a sentence"
Buckwheat- "Darla says my dictate good."

[Starlytes]

Darla says my dictate good.

Thats clean.

Good Ole Buckwheat ... love that guy

[unionyes]

Bartender: How did you make the horse cry?

Drunk: I showed him.

[GovtMule]

"... and the other guy says, 'well, bring your torch over here! If we find the keys to my dumptruck, I'll drive us both out of here!'"

[unionyes]

.....so the guy says to the lady, 'It only seems small because it has been asked to play in a cathedral!'