Deep Thoughts, by Shaamis "Kegtapper" Bloodfist

[Shaamis]

Hello Stormreach,

For those of you who know me, I am just a simple Dwarf, with simple needs, wants, and desires. (I.e.: BEER)

As a monk, I spend a lot of time in contemplation, on many mystical energies, how Chi flows through us all, and how our positive and negative energy affects those around us......

.......

What am I talking about!?! I don't think about ANY of that ****!

I think about how I can smack some more demon and devil heads around, especially that Pit fiend!



but seriously, there are a few times when my thoughts are pretty deep, and I just want to share some of them right now.

1) WHERE does everyone live in Stormreach?

Not the physical aspect, but on a roleplaying aspect, where do you live? Is it in the Harbor next to the Bonebite Hideout, is it in Ataraxia's Haven, Threnal Ruins, or somewhere else?

Shaamis used to have a modest little hovel closest to my favorite bar, the Lobster, for the longest time. Then I decided to move to Meridia, where I can contemplate my "Chi" better (and run my illegal distillery away from prying Coin Lord eyes easier)

Where do YOU live?

This Deep Thought has been brought to you by Shaamis thanks to Capt. Morgan, Guinness Stout, and the Stormreach ATF Dept.

<GULP>

[Gornn]

...you're an agent of the coin lords looking for more taxes!! <hiss>

[Shaamis]

...you're an agent of the coin lords looking for more taxes!! <hiss>

Gornn, you know me! I make the best moonshine this side of Khorvaire! It's those years of "contemplation" and studying as a monk that allows me to distill the pure essences of "enlightenment" out of my wheat and corn fields in the Vale!

That and a few plat so the Stormreach ATF dept. looks the other way.......

Nope, I'd rather introduce all of the devils and demons I see to the "Slapaho" tribe before I become a snitch!

<GULP>

[Belwaar]

...you're an agent of the coin lords looking for more taxes!! <hiss>

My days of tax evasion are over...

Wait...I'm moving...to an undisclosed location!

[cdbd3rd]

Deep Thought


...but that aside -- I live in the marketplace bank.
All the fineries ya need within hopping distance. Bank slots inside, mailbox slots right outside, and tavern right around the corner. Dun need nuthin else.

[babygirl]

My days of tax evasion are over...

Wait...I'm moving...to an undisclosed location!

like my bed LOL

[Gornn]

Gornn, you know me! I make the best moonshine this side of Khorvaire! It's those years of "contemplation" and studying as a monk that allows me to distill the pure essences of "enlightenment" out of my wheat and corn fields in the Vale!

That and a few plat so the Stormreach ATF dept. looks the other way.......

Nope, I'd rather introduce all of the devils and demons I see to the "Slapaho" tribe before I become a snitch!

<GULP>

Hmmm. Alright. You're right, I overreacted.

You would too if you have the QTFU on you. Qwijy Tax Force United, in case you weren't familiar with it. Apparently Boldrin was levying massive kickbacks to them so they didn't come after the population at large.

Now, with him gone...they're looking for other "sources of revenue" (pound of flesh, pint of blood acceptable in lieu of cash, said an unnamed source)

[Shaamis]

Is QFTU an evil corporation? but I contribute 20% of my WF earnings to them for RSW pots alone!

Hmmmm, i might have to go to another source for low-cost pots!

Where does Qwijy and Gtar live BTW?

[Shaamis]

like my bed LOL

Hey Babygirl!

I figured you would have a beach-side hut on Ataraxia's Haven, so you can get plenty of sunshine and fresh air!

Kick back, take your armor off, let your hair down, and relax.......

[babygirl]

Hey Babygirl!

I figured you would have a beach-side hut on Ataraxia's Haven, so you can get plenty of sunshine and fresh air!

Kick back, take your armor off, let your hair down, and relax.......

I would rather get plenty of something else

[Shaamis]

I would rather get plenty of something else

**** Girl!

You need something to put that fire out!



You been hanging around in Shavarath too long!

Move to a cooler climate before you burn up!

[Gawna]

Bank slots inside, mailbox slots right outside, and tavern right around the corner. Dun need nuthin else.

Don't forget, when I go into the bank, that means my slots are inside too!

Now, with him gone...they're looking for other "sources of revenue" (pound of flesh, pint of blood acceptable in lieu of cash, said an unnamed source)

Do sexual favors count????

[Gornn]

Don't forget, when I go into the bank, that means my slots are inside too!


Do sexual favors count????

No. Because they know that when it comes to your "party" favours, Gornn gets first dibs. Not even the mighty QTFU would challenge that...heh

[Shaamis]

No. Because they know that when it comes to your "party" favours, Gornn gets first dibs. Not even the mighty QTFU would challenge that...heh

Sounds like a budding romance, Gawna and Gornn.......

[cdbd3rd]

Sounds like a budding romance, Gawna and Gornn.......

...and Aussieee

[babygirl]

as long as it clears my name its all good

[babygirl]

**** Girl!

You need something to put that fire out!



You been hanging around in Shavarath too long!

Move to a cooler climate before you burn up!

Wet t-shirt contest you say?

[NXPlasmid]

Sounds like a budding romance, Gawna and Gornn.......

Hmmm... romance.... that's one way to put it. I'm thinking cardio might be a better word.

[cdbd3rd]

Wet t-shirt contest you say?

Countdown to Gen-Con = 97 days, 11 & 1/2 hours (approx, at the time of typing)....


Water balloons, water cannons, or just good ol' fashioned hosing?

[Shaamis]

Shaamis will be at the Turbine Party, free drinks for the winner.

BTW, It's not a DDO pary, but a Turbine Party at Gencon, and Lotro has kicked our butts...

Putting us in DDO on the poor street of Turbine's party.

Lets make that change this year, and show up if you can