Top 5 Darwin Tactics

[Thame]

We all have em. Moments in the game when you look at someone and think "why are you doing that?" or "What the heck are you thinking?" or "Don't you know you don't have to do that?"

Here's my top 5..... and ironically they are all from the Shroud Raid.


1 ) Casters who zone out for mana in Shroud Part 1.

Seriously, True Sight.... Mass Buff.... and go.... Cmon now, it's not like Big Red is on yer tail while you beat down those Big meanie inanimate portals.

2 ) Sorcerers who are half way through their mana in Shroud Part 1, BEFORE you get to the Portals.

DUDE... Yer spells are NOT THAT Important. And if they were, quit group now and save yourself the headache. Stop trying to PK Orthons plz thx.

3 ) MASS DEATHWARD on part 5 with No Kobold among the Lt's.

Serously, were you not paying attention in part 2?

4 ) Any Melee who stands on the Front side of the Devil when he's Intimi-Locked. (perma held in place via intimidate)

Do you crave "Cleave Sausage?" Or are you just that dumb? Get on his back and save the cleric some mana.

5 ) Zoning into part 4, you set up CC where you stand... And inevitably some tard pulls the mobs and stops... 5 Feet in front of the CC!!!!!!

Dude..... Cmon now.... That's just dumb.

Someone who is so concerned with what everyone else is doing that he doesnt contribute to the group or causes a wipe.<----#1 Darwin tactic.

[sjwalker1973]

7. Cleric that had word of recall memorized in the first place.

Amen to that..

[Erekose]

I agree quite enthusiastically with this one. I hate it when I am intiming and people are standing right next to me taking all the cleave damage.

Hmmmmm, but what if your Barbarian is wearing madstone boots, scourge choker, Disintegration guard, Lightning Storm guard, Crushing wave guard and Corrosive salt guard?

Last I checked damage kills Harry not your intimi :P

[Riot]

still going huh?

and the beer for today is Shiner Amber....

Red right hand? I don't get it.... so it obviously doesn't apply.
And if you tell me it takes two hands to play DDO I'll laugh you out of the forums.

The other one has to hold the beer anyway.