My wife says... "I need a new dress".

I say... why? Where you going that requires a new dress... you still have dresses w/ tags on them.

I just don't understand the utility of a closet full of clothes w/ tags and no uses. Why buy a pair of shoes you'll only wear once a year... why buy a dress you're going to save for some event that may happen at some unknown point in the future... bah!