My oh my ...

[Hafeal]

Well, I have had to struggle for game accomplishments but I have finally hit 1750 posts.

I know, I know - sit down -

*nod head*

No, no really, all the clapping, please - quiet.

I have a few words, to allow my wisdom to bring lesser souls into the light. First I would like to thank the Academy ... wait a minute ...

*looks through papers*

****, wrong speech. Oh, here we go.

I am seeking advice in the heady times coming, despite my overwhelming intelligence and wisdom, I am unsure of WHERE to collect my +2 tome, and how exactly I should prepare and eat it - pan-seared? grilled? broiled? roasted? boiled in oil?

Further, I truly cannot feel the extra 4 points in my build. I am almost certain a re-roll would be most uncomfortable but perhaps a more experienced enlightened entity could direct how to test for my newfound build points.

Ah, yes, this has been quite the adventure. Let me tell you, all you whippersnappers, that hard work and dedication are the key to reach such heights as those upon which I stand. *cough* I will accept donations, material and otherwise, in praise of this accomplishment. I only want to assure you that graft does pay.

Should any of you have need to sit at my knee, please - take a number.

So, in closing, I would like to say thank you to all the forumites, for without you - well, I just wouldn't be where I am today.

[Hafeal]

Ah, this is what I was afraid of ... I know, I know, it is difficult for many of you to wrap your head around the the very nature of this accomplishment. Don't worry - I understand. It will be our little secret.

[MrCow]

I am unsure of WHERE to collect my +2 tome, and how exactly I should prepare and eat it - pan-seared? grilled? broiled? roasted? boiled in oil?

The +2 tome is collected from the drow outside of Harbormaster Zin's house in The Harbor.

As for how to prepare the tome, the best way is to read the instructions inside of the tome on how to best prepare it before consuming.

[Hafeal]

The +2 tome is collected from the drow outside of Harbormaster Zin's house in The Harbor.

As for how to prepare the tome, the best way is to read the instructions inside of the tome on how to best prepare it before consuming.

Ah. my good man, I knew I could find guidance from you ... I was actually thinking Turbine headquarters since my in-game characters have already received their tomes.

I am now looking for MY tome as I have reached 1750 posts - perhaps you could be so kind as to help me in this matter?

[Deadz]

I found your tome, but due to the recession....
http://www.amazon.com/TEENY-TINY-Kin...185012&sr=8-13

[DaveyCrockett]

Ah. my good man, I knew I could find guidance from you ... I was actually thinking Turbine headquarters since my in-game characters have already received their tomes.

I am now looking for MY tome as I have reached 1750 posts - perhaps you could be so kind as to help me in this matter?

Something tells me you'll want a CHA tome

[Hafeal]

I found your tome, but due to the recession....
http://www.amazon.com/TEENY-TINY-Kin...185012&sr=8-13

Well, size it is not the size but the motion, right? +2 is +2 ...

[Deadz]

Well, size it is not the size but the motion, right? +2 is +2 ...

I'm not going to have that debate w/ you.... ewwwww...

[Hafeal]

Something tells me you'll want a CHA tome

Well, the thought had crossed my mind, I must say. I just don't know that more brilliance could be ... well received by the huddled masses.

But your notion intrigues me ... I dare say ... I will have to ponder it further ... you still have not proposed the best manner in which to prepare and cook such a tome.

[Ganidel]

32 is permenent right?

Only ever got one char to 1750 favor, but I'd like to delete that char and use that name again.

[Inspire]

You sound like a Wizard, but everyone knows they are teh gimp. Use your new points and reroll as a Barbarian, if anything else your future forum posts would a hoot to read.

"I are 32pt smashermerer... listemen to meh or else"

[Hafeal]

You sound like a Wizard, but everyone knows they are teh gimp. Use your new points and reroll as a Barbarian, if anything else your future forum posts would a hoot to read.

"I are 32pt smashermerer... listemen to meh or else"

Ah yes the idea of BRUTE strength but what of Constitution? And how would prepare such a tome? Or perhaps just serve it raw? Prepared like sushi maybe?

[Hafeal]

I'll bet Turbine contacts me today about that tome! Can't wait ...

*folds hands and looks at e-mail in-box*

[Deuce]

You sound like a Wizard, but everyone knows they are teh gimp. Use your new points and reroll as a Barbarian, if anything else your future forum posts would a hoot to read.

"I are 32pt smashermerer... listemen to meh or else"

Nah, that's what Kargon did and look at his posts...

I'd say go with a Dex tome so you can dodge the forum cast flame wars...

[Deadz]

32 is permenent right?

Only ever got one char to 1750 favor, but I'd like to delete that char and use that name again.

Yeah, as long as you can roll it "talked to the right person" you can delete it, i did so myself just recently.