So, quick question from an "outsider"

[Pallol_One-Eye]

So, I constantly find myself reading the Khyber forums for the laughs and general info. It struck me as an idea to move one of my non-capped characters over here.

I'm not necessarily looking for a guild right now, kinda want to get the "pulse" of the server first. I'm not going to let the character's name out of the bag quite yet as I don't want any of my groups to be prejudiced.

I'd say I have a fairly solid rep on Sarlona, but just want to see some of the sights alsewhere.

I'll be on the lookout for certain peeps, just to see if the forum identities match up with the in-game personalities.

Cya in game sometime

[Svetelana]

Ohh ohh, a spy!

BTW, what was the question?

[Pallol_One-Eye]

Ohh ohh, a spy!

BTW, what was the question?

Talked in circle and forgot what the hell I was going to ask, not an auspicious entrance I'd say.

[Svetelana]

LOL....welcome

[Hordo]

Ok.

A word to the wise.

If you run with ANY of Babygirl's toons you WILL need Disease Immunity.

If you run with ANY of Gornn's toons you WILL be /hugged.

If you run with ANY of Hordo's toons you WILL die and have fun laughing your lungs out.

If you run with ANY of Boldrin's toons you WILL want to kill him because of his loot pulls, but at the same time enjoy some majorly awesome raids.

If you run with ANY of Shugar's toons you WILL want to do so again...and then tell him where he went wrong!

If you run with ANY of Infidel's toons...may Turbine have mercy on your pixels.

I'll stop before I really get going.

Go Strakeln tonight!

Aneta is gonna die next Thursday!

FLAME ON KHYBER!

[Pallol_One-Eye]

Ok.

A word to the wise.

If you run with ANY of Babygirl's toons you WILL need Disease Immunity.

If you run with ANY of Gornn's toons you WILL be /hugged.

If you run with ANY of Hordo's toons you WILL die and have fun laughing your lungs out.

If you run with ANY of Boldrin's toons you WILL want to kill him because of his loot pulls, but at the same time enjoy some majorly awesome raids.

If you run with ANY of Shugar's toons you WILL want to do so again...and then tell him where he went wrong!

If you run with ANY of Infidel's toons...may Turbine have mercy on your pixels.

I'll stop before I really get going.

Go Strakeln tonight!

Aneta is gonna die next Thursday!

FLAME ON KHYBER!

It is actually my intention to seek out the "famous" posters on Khyber's forums and see how they actually roll. I'm pretty certain I can hold my own, unless Babygirl wants to help that is

My only issue is figuring out which character I want to migrate over.

[InfidelofHaLL]

It is actually my intention to seek out the "famous" posters on Khyber's forums and see how they actually roll. I'm pretty certain I can hold my own, unless Babygirl wants to help that is

My only issue is figuring out which character I want to migrate over.

god have mercy on your soul if you run with me and babygirl and hordo an gornn and altarboy all in teh same run :P

[Gornn]

god have mercy on your soul if you run with me and babygirl and hordo an gornn and altarboy all in teh same run :P

Amen! Imagine this Shroud:

You'll get hugged, watch hordo die, watch infininty get pwned, watch babygirl deny how much she loves Gornn, and listen to altarboy ramble on about some pointless thing nobody cares about.

...and that's all before we even go through the first portal! :P

[Pallol_One-Eye]

Amen! Imagine this Shroud:

You'll get hugged, watch hordo die, watch infininty get pwned, watch babygirl deny how much she loves Gornn, and listen to altarboy ramble on about some pointless thing nobody cares about.

...and that's all before we even go through the first portal! :P

This may sound odd, but the above description actually sounds enticing But, having stated that, I have not seen my shrink today...so take it with a grain of salt.

They may be putting me on another "experimental med", so who knows who I actually am even?

Or is it possible that I have as vivid an imagination as some Canadians who reside here maybe????

Only time and some Grey Goose will tell the tale.

[Hordo]

god have mercy on your soul if you run with me and babygirl and hordo an gornn and altarboy all in teh same run :P

Amen! Imagine this Shroud:

You'll get hugged, watch hordo die, watch infininty get pwned, watch babygirl deny how much she loves Gornn, and listen to altarboy ramble on about some pointless thing nobody cares about.

...and that's all before we even go through the first portal! :P

Wait? Didn't we do this last week? ROFLMAO!

[OldRogue1]

god have mercy on your soul if you run with me and babygirl and hordo an gornn and altarboy all in teh same run :P

No one, not even long time Khyberians, can handle that grouping in large doses... it's cross between a bad addiction and an incredible high. You're either singing "I want a new drug" by Huey Lewis or "Comfortably numb" by Pink Floyd.

[Strakeln]

Ok guys here's the plan:

BG is going to use some of that Girly charm we saw in the drama channel the other night to figure out ol' One-Eye's toon name. And by "charm", I'm referring to the text that caused the chat window to fog over.

Everyone else, if you see him in your group, it is your sovereign duty to play as horribly as you know how, without making it look like you're trying to do so. I'm talking like "fail shroud part 1" horrible. In fact, having the entire party go afk while he works on portals might not be a bad move.

The next day, start a thread about how he was zerging through the shroud and not being a team player.

A true Khyber welcome

[Zenako]

Ok guys here's the plan:

BG is going to use some of that Girly charm we saw in the drama channel the other night to figure out ol' One-Eye's toon name. And by "charm", I'm referring to the text that caused the chat window to fog over.

Everyone else, if you see him in your group, it is your sovereign duty to play as horribly as you know how, without making it look like you're trying to do so. I'm talking like "fail shroud part 1" horrible. In fact, having the entire party go afk while he works on portals might not be a bad move.

The next day, start a thread about how he was zerging through the shroud and not being a team player.

A true Khyber welcome

ahhh, but what ya gonna say when he then asks where everyone is for part 2 and did they get their chests...

[Pallol_One-Eye]

ahhh, but what ya gonna say when he then asks where everyone is for part 2 and did they get their chests...

Which is what I normally do

[InfidelofHaLL]

ahhh, but what ya gonna say when he then asks where everyone is for part 2 and did they get their chests...

I might put my beer down and ask why pt 3 isnt' done yet

[Pallol_One-Eye]

Ok guys here's the plan:

BG is going to use some of that Girly charm we saw in the drama channel the other night to figure out ol' One-Eye's toon name. And by "charm", I'm referring to the text that caused the chat window to fog over.

Everyone else, if you see him in your group, it is your sovereign duty to play as horribly as you know how, without making it look like you're trying to do so. I'm talking like "fail shroud part 1" horrible. In fact, having the entire party go afk while he works on portals might not be a bad move.

The next day, start a thread about how he was zerging through the shroud and not being a team player.

A true Khyber welcome

What makes you think that I am not a member of the Branmakmuffin fan club??

BTW, I had some very "instructive" lessons from Nick during his sojourn on Sarlona, if that helps you figure my playstyle.

[Quikster]

Everyone else, if you see him in your group, it is your sovereign duty to play as horribly as you know how, without making it look like you're trying to do so. I'm talking like "fail shroud part 1" horrible. In fact, having the entire party go afk while he works on portals might not be a bad move.

The next day, start a thread about how he was zerging through the shroud and not being a team player.

A true Khyber welcome

Catch up bro, this all we do on Sarlona. No one has finished the shroud since Nick left

[Boldrin]

Catch up bro, this all we do on Sarlona. No one has finished the shroud since Nick left

Lol, maybe that's why there's a migration :P

[Trunk-Monkey]

Ok guys here's the plan:

BG is going to use some of that Girly charm we saw in the drama channel the other night to figure out ol' One-Eye's toon name. And by "charm", I'm referring to the text that caused the chat window to fog over.

Everyone else, if you see him in your group, it is your sovereign duty to play as horribly as you know how, without making it look like you're trying to do so. I'm talking like "fail shroud part 1" horrible. In fact, having the entire party go afk while he works on portals might not be a bad move.

The next day, start a thread about how he was zerging through the shroud and not being a team player.

A true Khyber welcome

Its creativity like this that makes me wonder why we cant solve bigger problems like world peace. Nice plan

[dakkon75]

The thing you will soon see about us Khyberians is that everything on the forums you read is true, really, and the fact since you are an outsider you will stick out like a sore thumb especially when grouping with semi-native Khyberians. We have outsider radar for spotting intruders to our lovely drama-based lifestyle.

But on a brighter side just look up any character named Draz****, cause as the official leader of the Khyberian Ham Authority, I am entitled to toss you a couple of Tasty Ham's.......it really helps with the rampant noobishness and general insanity that most of us have become numb too.

See you in game

Draz