The Aura Effect of Blah's Power...

[Anastasios]

Being Blah is one thing...I mean sometimes each and every one of us has that little voice in our head that says 'Man, Blah, the powers he has, if only I could fathom just how powerful Blah is and obtain those powers.' It's a no brainer then that the Coin Lords commisioned none other than myself to do a case study to the extent of Blah's special powers.

Now, instead of studying Blah, I thought it would be a better bet to study someone else who may be associated the Sellout...At first I thought that maybe Mhykke would be a prime candidate for the study, but the fact is that Mhykke has been held back by Blah for so long that it would be a waste of time and resources to go use Mhykke as our example...

I was kind of at a loss because others 'involved' with Blah were kind of all over the board...I mean you have people from other guilds and then you have some of the other PWNY members who aren't just only in PWNY, and then you have the whole knowledge of who Blah is on this server, or what I like to term as the 'SELLOUT constant'.

So it seemed like I was not going to be able to conduct the study I was commisioned to do, and I was on my way back to tell the Coin Lords that the study would be a waste of AH taxpayer Plat when she walked by...I had found the perfect speciwomen to study and I proceded to the Coin Lords to tell them that I had hit capital, and that the study would be finished within a week.

My subject, whom I shall name Ferga*****, has recently come to the land of Dragons by way of some other server that really needs no mention here. She was tagged with the PWNY guild tag, and she had no other characters in other guilds on this server that I know of. I found her at level 6 and decided to conduct my study incognito on a lvl 5 character...Surely enough the play style was decent although the group she had put together was not very proficient at what they were doing...after 2 runs with the subject and some other pugs, I decided it was time to sit and watch the progress of level within the next week...unfortunately she did not get much leveling done and it seemed that the amount of time she was putting into the game was not in line with the level she was at.

So a few days later, during the XP weekend, it came to be that Ferga***** just so happened to have a Co6 run up for LFM, she was at lvl 7 and wouldn't you know that I myself needed one more player to fill the Co6 run I had that was about to start. Needless to say it was that at this point I was evaluating what was the effect of Blah on her, and what is the effect of the association of Blah on her as she is a guildie of Blah. Needless to say, in the next few days Ferga***** made it level 12...but the study wasn't clear then, but I had come up with the first hypothesis in regards to Blah though. For granted she had leveled much faster in her time away from Blah's influence but that didn't mean that there was and underlying point to be found, that point being...

The Blah Sellout Constant is indirectly related to the Blah Hold Back Constant...

Hence in the study we found Ferga***** to be a very fun person to group with, this also holds true for Mhykke and most everyone else who is associated with Blah in a direct way. So technically a good, fun player with a low Sellout value is held back more. If the player has a high sellout value then the player is held back less. So with that issue resolved it was time to test the final bit of what it really means to be held back by Blah and the effect it has on these players whom we enjoy grouping with but are held back...

Case Study-Elite Titan Raid...Ransacked and Ferga*****

It took awhile to get Ferga***** to fall into trance for this experiment but I managed to get her to listen to what it was I was trying to do...then she eventually listened to exactly what I wanted her to do, and of course I had voyeu...err witnesses around to monitor exactly what was going down-giggity giggity, oh yeah



Needless to say the effect of the hold back was far too great for even the likes of Ransacked...When all was said and done (of course my stint with the Ferga***** only lasted about 2 mins...err I mean like 10-15 mins) the evidence was clear...the completion time said it all and we could only all shake our heads and point the finger at one person....



I believe that person we all pointed at was Blah...as a matter of fact it should be coined the Blah Aura...the way Blah holds back people and the effect it has on others. There is still one case study we have not tried, it will be the final test in the study, although it will require the Ferga***** to make a decision that may be the key to seeing if we in Argonnesson can find a real answer to how anyone can rid themselves of this Blah Aura...So whenever, if ever also, Ferga***** decides to leave the PWNY ranks and join up with Ransacked, then and only then will there be an answer to whether or not the Blah Aura is a permanent effect or just a grand illusion put on by Blah to hold back all the people he holds back...Oh and Mhykke, we could use another case study also....

[totmacher2]

i give this ddo fanfic 4 out of 5 velahs (needs more Random capitalization and pictures)

[Anastasios]

i give this ddo fanfic 4 out of 5 velahs (needs more Random capitalization and pictures)

'We are not trying to entertain the critics. I'll take my chances with the public.' Walt Disney

I (and probably Walt too) R Kelly all over your rating...love your work on being a critic and all...

[totmacher2]

'We are not trying to entertain the critics. I'll take my chances with the public.' Walt Disney

I (and probably Walt too) R Kelly all over your rating...love your work on being a critic and all...

and i give this comment 2 out of 5 blahs

[Anastasios]

and i give this comment 2 out of 5 blahs

And I give you another quote,,,

God knows people who are paid to have attitudes toward things, professional critics, make me sick; camp following eunuchs of literature. They won't even *****. They're all virtuous and sterile. And how well meaning and high minded. But they're all camp followers. - Ernest Hemingway

You have got to love Hemingway...

[totmacher2]

And I give you another quote,,,

God knows people who are paid to have attitudes toward things, professional critics, make me sick; camp following eunuchs of literature. They won't even *****. They're all virtuous and sterile. And how well meaning and high minded. But they're all camp followers. - Ernest Hemingway

You have got to love Hemingway...

calm down man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-JEcCkFJho (NSFW)

[Nirvana]

very interesting thesis, very interesting.

Maybe more statistical results would support your thesis a little better. This definitely has high potential to become PhD thesis. I would like to provide you as much as technical support and equipments for your research. In return, you must complete 8 pages of research paper including cover page and references, before March 10th, 2009. Additional support might be provided based on your research progress.

[HeavenlyCloud]

(Party): Trel invites you to join his party.
(Party): You decline Trel's invitation to party.

Blah's aura got protection against *****ness .

[Anastasios]

(Party): Trel invites you to join his party.
(Party): You decline Trel's invitation to party.

Blah's aura got protection against *****ness .

Aha...There may be hope after all, I'm beginning to think my cleansing aura with a bit of extra vinegar may do the trick, although for others it may not work...I am not held back at the moment by Blah, one can only hope that the full and concise study is properly done with the right individual.

Quit holding em back...You're a Sellout man

Full results will hopefully be reported in the near future, hopefully sooner than later as I don't know if the Blah Aura has harmful side effects to those new to the server...

[Banktoon]

I have enjoyed your Teleological Ramblings and Case studies Anastasios. Including your Qualitative Analysis here concerning Blahs Aura. Well written and you took into consideration the Variance between lab rats….errrr Test Subjects. I was wondering if you had already done a counterfactual study with test subjects who have had similar Cultural Deprivation.

[Gunga]

I have enjoyed your Teleological Ramblings and Case studies Anastasios. Including your Qualitative Analysis here concerning Blahs Aura. Well written and you took into consideration the Variance between lab rats….errrr Test Subjects. I was wondering if you had already done a counterfactual study with test subjects who have had similar Cultural Deprivation.

Those are some big words there for someone who spells you're wrong.

[Banktoon]

Those are some big words there for someone who spells you're wrong.

your
Adjective
1. of, belonging to, or associated with you: ask your doctor to make the necessary calls
2. of, belonging to, or associated with an unspecified person or people in general: it is not right to take another baby to replace your own
3. Informal used to indicate all things or people of a certain type: these characters are not your average housebreakers [Old English ēower]

[Aussieee]

Case Study-Elite Titan Raid...Ransacked and Ferga*****

It took awhile to get Ferga***** to fall into trance for this experiment but I managed to get her to listen to what it was I was trying to do...then she eventually listened to exactly what I wanted her to do, and of course I had voyeu...err witnesses around to monitor exactly what was going down-giggity giggity, oh yeah



Needless to say the effect of the hold back was far too great for even the likes of Ransacked...When all was said and done (of course my stint with the Ferga***** only lasted about 2 mins...err I mean like 10-15 mins) the evidence was clear...the completion time said it all and we could only all shake our heads and point the finger at one person....



I believe that person we all pointed at was Blah...as a matter of fact it should be coined the Blah Aura...the way Blah holds back people and the effect it has on others. There is still one case study we have not tried, it will be the final test in the study, although it will require the Ferga***** to make a decision that may be the key to seeing if we in Argonnesson can find a real answer to how anyone can rid themselves of this Blah Aura...So whenever, if ever also, Ferga***** decides to leave the PWNY ranks and join up with Ransacked, then and only then will there be an answer to whether or not the Blah Aura is a permanent effect or just a grand illusion put on by Blah to hold back all the people he holds back...Oh and Mhykke, we could use another case study also....

This study has been brought back to the lab.After having a bunch of peope saying that Anastasious has have been under the charismatic influence of Ferga*****.He has been high since he met her.You shall not beleave anything coming from person under the influence.........Maybe after all it was Ferga*****'s aura and not Blah's:P

[Gunga]

your
Adjective
1. of, belonging to, or associated with you: ask your doctor to make the necessary calls
2. of, belonging to, or associated with an unspecified person or people in general: it is not right to take another baby to replace your own
3. Informal used to indicate all things or people of a certain type: these characters are not your average housebreakers [Old English ēower]

You know your a packrat when you keep 2 accounts soley for loot

This study has been brought back to the lab.After having a bunch of peope saying that Anastasious has have been under the charismatic influence of Ferga*****.He has been high since he met her.You shall not beleave anything coming from person under the influence.........Maybe after all it was Ferga*****'s aura and not Blah's:P

I smell the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

[Aerniel]

I (and Probably Walt Too) R Kelly All Over Your Rating...love Your Work On Being A Critic And All...

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[Anastasios]

This study has been brought back to the lab.After having a bunch of peope saying that Anastasious has have been under the charismatic influence of Ferga*****.He has been high since he met her.You shall not beleave anything coming from person under the influence.........Maybe after all it was Ferga*****'s aura and not Blah's:P

HA!!! The Ferga Aura? Maybe more research is needed, could it be that Blah's Aura has caused our subject to become delusional or is it that I have been entrapped by the Ferga Aura and am oblivious to it? Either way, there has to be more of these 'experiments' done. It is the only way we can come to a proper conclusion and resolve the Aura mystery before it reaches the level that the Nuthugging plague on Argo has reached. One can only hope the research conducted will once and for all break Mhykke free from The Sellout...unless of course The *****ful One deems it not to happen.

[Erekose]

This study has been brought back to the lab.After having a bunch of peope saying that Anastasious has have been under the charismatic influence of Ferga*****.He has been high since he met her.You shall not beleave anything coming from person under the influence.........Maybe after all it was Ferga*****'s aura and not Blah's:P

Its easy to impress Trel, just blow smoke up his *** and let him think he is the boss.

[Mazeratti]

You are all, if nothing else extremely humorous at times.

You totally crack me up ....

TY

Carry on.