You Have Opened This Chest Too Often

[Mhykke]

Jond,
What can I say, I'm a sad pwny today.

It's good to hear you're leaving for good reasons. I'm glad things are going well for you. I hope some day you get a little time and decide to come back to visit.

Take care,
Mhykke

[Wizzly_Bear]

i thought you were going to say that turbine is ransacked on the "Servers Crash" chest

have fun jondallar, be well and healthy, and dont delete your characters or give away too much stuff in case you want to come back in the future.

[HeavenlyCloud]

i thought you were going to say that turbine is ransacked on the "Servers Crash" chest

have fun jondallar, be well and healthy, and dont delete your characters or give away too much stuff in case you want to come back in the future.

Too late he gave me all his unbound stuff.

[Gunga]

Too late he gave me all his unbound stuff.

Face, belly or back?

[alchilito]

Face, belly or back?

All of the above, probably.

[Gunga]

All of the above, probably.

You're right. After all of these years, he's probably built up quite a heavy load of unbound stuff.

[totmacher2]

take it easy jond, hope you finally pull some girds in real life

[Mazeratti]

Hello Argo,

Well friends the time has come for me to bid you adieu. My life is really busy, my business is taking off but needs much more of my attention and I am into a serious significant relationship (with a human woman who is a legal adult that I dont have to pay and actually speaks to me inperson face to face and isnt mail order or looking to attain a green card) and something has got to give (she is not making me quit either).

I have had so many great times with many of you, had fights and disagreements and flame wars with others and I regret none of it (except giving Sorcey that +3 Cha tome I pulled on my Pally the first week I joined RANSACKED).


To my "enemies" on the forums, you folks made my day everytime you argued, flamed me or said something I thought was stupid. Thanks for hours of entertainment. I know you are real people and not just anonymous forum tags, many of you (much like myself) are way less abrasive in group, and I am sure IRL are great people.


To Turbine, thank you for the inexpensive entertainment. My DDO membership is definately the most bang for my buck expense for that last 2 and a half years. The quests, graphics and combat system are the best. PERIOD.


To my friends in other guilds,

OD: Baalz, Beer, Star, Yaga, Sabo, Bergy and the rest you guys are so chilled out I had great times, and to this day noone runs a smoother Titan than you guys do!

Blah and Mhykke: Stay Gold Pwny Boys Stay Gold



Let me paraphrase the Great Sir Winston Churchill to my dear guild mates in "Ransacked", who, undaunted by odds, unwearied in their constant challenge and mortal danger, are turning the tide of the loot war by their prowess and by their devotion. Never in the field of human conflict was so much pwed by so few so many times.

Damo, You are are far and away the best player I have ever played with on two servers. Your leadership and ability to cut through the BS and drama is amazing, as is your ability to laugh at yourself "Dont Kill the pit fiend!!!! My Many shot has almost reset!!!"

Mother, you were the first member of Ransacked on my friendslist for 2 reasons -a) before I knew about you and "Fabio" I loved your voice, u sound hawt in voice chat (and now we know its true irl... lucky fabio); b) you never healed me in POP the first time we grouped b/c of an instance bug, but you still laughed when I said " I guess u cant heal stupid can you"

Cord, you my friend are the most chilled dude on the server and they guy who recruited me... what were you smoking? I will miss our desert looting and the brief pause for a "mind fog" or to "respec your enhancements" while over looking the vale, the tales of conquest and the time you left voice on when your GF "persuaded" you that you had played enough video games for the evening.

Tass, Goodbye friend. I still cant believe you and Nirv beat my speed trial on Purge the fallen shrine... Thats when I knew what guild I wanted to be in!

The Greatest Player on Marbar, Nirv remember the secret is lemon Gin... lots of lemon gin. I wiped the entire party in Von1 at the drow, the first time I grouped with you... you were p'd at me, but you then proceded to carry the entire party through Von1 (take 2) - 4 as a level 10 sorc.. amazing!

Cold, the second most chilled guy on the server (two servers infact), you broadened my horizons and cost me 50 bucks transfering toons across servers. Our philosophical discussions were thoroughly edifying. Every time I beat my slaves I will think of you.

Trel, I am gonna miss you cracking the raid whip, emo's like me love to hate the abuse. You gotta keep the noobs in line even more because I am gone now. You gave me "THE SWORD" if I could unbind loot I would give it to you.

Gunga, my kindred spirit... **** Rangers! Stick with Gungallar and you will go far... kinda like me sticking with your Mom ...who goes all the way. Because of you the farm animal population is increasing (or atleast they are not being eaten as much by the two of us)

Jugs, the increasing farm animal statement I made has nothing to do with procreation and sheep.

Sorcey, my mate and BFF. Ever since I saw some dude named Stormwretch I knew that I would have someone that I wanted to be friends with on the server. Taking two of the finest specimens worked for Noah, and it works for you and your 2 sorcs, 2 cleric, 2 rogues... I think you must be close to conversion.

Those of you who are interested in communicating with me IRL can get my email by asking in guild... enough know it.

Thank you all so much for such good times. I will miss you, but Im like the Littlest Hobo (ask Cord if you dont know 1980's Canadian TV culture), and I gotta just keep moving on.
Peace and Prosperity to you all,
J$

I dont know you, but you must be okay coz you like Spongebob

so

Goodbye take care, its great when you find someone to share your life with that wants nothing more from you than just you. I wish you all the best with that

[Erekose]

J$, Good luck. Drop it like a *****.

May u emo all over your gf face every nite and she loves it.

The power of the p**sy is strong but don't let it control your every action dude. So drop in from time to time for chats.

Don't cancel your account dude.

See you on down that highway little doggie

[Coldest]

Hello Argo,

I am into a serious significant relationship (with a human woman who is a legal adult that I dont have to pay and actually speaks to me inperson face to face and isnt mail order or looking to attain a green card) and something has got to give (she is not making me quit either).

He... I mean she has finished with the operations then? Son of *****. You will be missed. Not by me, but by someone I am sure.


Take care mate and hop on vent ever now and then to say hi. regardless what I am playing I should be there.

Happy Trails bro.

[nightmedic]

another one of the ddo faithful has fallen by the wayside Fortunately it sounds like it is for the right reasons. Full sails and fair skies in whatever life brings you, you will be missed. dont stay to much of a stranger on the boards though

[Aerilyn]

Hey Jond,

Peace Brother and may life be full of surprises & much fortune.

Bergy

[iamsamoth0]

You're right. After all of these years, he's probably built up quite a heavy load of unbound stuff.

God, that was funny. =) ty!!
and to the departing, hurry back...

[Iza]

Mother, you were the first member of Ransacked on my friendslist for 2 reasons -a) before I knew about you and "Fabio" I loved your voice, u sound hawt in voice chat (and now we know its true irl... lucky fabio); b) you never healed me in POP the first time we grouped b/c of an instance bug, but you still laughed when I said " I guess u cant heal stupid can you"

Jondallar- that was one of the greatest POP runs ever for me.....lol i was so confused as to why you didnt exist on my screen except for your dot on map and your voice.I wish it happened more often with more people(maybe i should pretend).....great bug that was!It also was a really awesome way to meet online.

I obviously wish you the finest emoliciousness with your new lady and whatever you heart desires.I am sure all that is awesome.

Havent been on much at all lately due to other interests and no urge to play but i cant see Ransacked without you Jondallar---my fellow canuck.Who the heck will i talk about all that really unpolitically correct topics with and be able to laugh at my very special humor.

Well i dont believe you are gone for good anyways so ill see you when new content comes out and besides after a few months of daily action the novelty wear offs as most know and then you can recommit a bit of time with yo *******and new content.

I think Trel ,Gunga and some forum lovers will be going in withdrawal so dont be too mean to them!

Have fun and see you soon.

MOM
P.S. make sure to write and call home sweetie

[Cordelia]

Wow. Stunned. don't really have the words right now Jond, My friend. There are other worlds than these, I suppose. She's a real lucky girl.

Underneath all the characters, stats, toons, virtual gear and XP, lies the core of the game: friendship. As a friend, I'm thrilled the enrichment in your life is taking you in a new direction... and as a friend, I'm still really sad to see you go.

*Cue the Hobo*

[Kylas_Maernos]

Jond:

I'm starting to think that we were some of the last DRAGON crew left actually playing the game.

Our gaming paths took different directions some time ago, but I still think of you as one of the "Motley Crew" from 2006. If I hadn't had to try and keep up healing you back then, I wouldn't be the semi-decent (lol) cleric I am now.

Take care bud. Best of luck in the future and we'll see you back soon.

[Jesen]

Take it easy J$

You'll be missed.

You will miss the low sub fee of DDO, girls have a much bigger monthly installment. The reward is far greater though.

[darkrhavyn]

Jond:

I'm starting to think that we were some of the last DRAGON crew left actually playing the game.

Our gaming paths took different directions some time ago, but I still think of you as one of the "Motley Crew" from 2006. If I hadn't had to try and keep up healing you back then, I wouldn't be the semi-decent (lol) cleric I am now.

Take care bud. Best of luck in the future and we'll see you back soon.

Nah Kylas Me and Dia are still around, we just are usually trying out new baby builds so you dont recognize us lol

The "Motley Crew" is still some of my happiest memories of DDO--You,me, Dia, Huebert, Ryoko and Jond did have some great adventures.

Hope life continues to treat you well Jon....and don't give your stuff away...remember what happened the last time you did that

[Aerilyn]

So Jondalootmonger

There is a +1 LOOT Fest this weekend, you should stop by for one last roll and have a mega give-away on Tuesday Anyway have a good one and we'll see ya sometime in the future.

Take care and happy looting

Bergeyon

[Devilgoat]

In our parties, we always advertised "No shatfoop!".
But secretly we all thought maybe you were one.. or was that an emodewshpewftah? I forget.

Anywho, may all your wenches be saucy and very very goth.

P.S.
Love ur work at ******marathon.com