Great show Jerry. I tried a half dozen harvests of that elusive Bloodstone after listening to the show. No joy.
In case anyone would like to see the words to the Masterwork Theatre ditty so they don't have to try and figure them out form my warblings, here they are:
I Am the Very Model of a Modern Battle Clerical
I am the very model of a modern battle clerical.
My paradox of strength and faith drives party folk hysterical.
Prepared to lay the smacketh down in manner most barbarical,
While nasty spells glance off my blue translucent hemi-spherical.
I’m very well acquainted too with my great spirituality.
You casters may receive one of my three divine vitalities.
Those feats of metamagic like empower heal or maximize,
Were sacrificed to make me multi-weapon super specialized.
I’m very good at tanking and all other fine combatery.
So don’t expect a heal or buff or other trifle flattery.
My paradox of strength and faith drives party folk hysterical.
I am the very model of a modern battle clerical.
I show my mythic running pace while parties trail in back of me.
Barbarians and rangers need the map to keep their track of me.
My space for healing wands or scrolls or other items so inane,
Was filled with deadly weapons of most every greater monster bane.
My hit points number twenty score, my spell points almost half of this.
I like to get my jollies running naked though Necropolis.
Then I can cast a blade barrier which might not hurt as much as yours.
I much prefer my acid-splashing flaming green steel bastard sword.
Then I can greater trip a wolf or spider, wraith or scorpion.
And if its got a head I’ll go dual-wield and start a vorpalin’.
My paradox of strength and faith drives party folk hysterical.
I am the very model of a modern battle clerical.
In fact I have some problems when I post my standard LFG.
No battle clerics needed here? Methinks they are all scared of me.
I watch their health bars carefully as they all drop to none at all.
I can’t cast heal because my build relies on harm and cometfall.
Two other spell which failed my cut--Raise Dead and Resurrect-she-un
Left slots to make me damage-dealing clerical perfect-she-un.
In short my choices all are great, there isn’t too much more to teach.
You’ll find no better build to play inside the walls of Storm-a-reach.
However, when I’m bloody I will say that there is some appeal,
To have some other gracious party chap throw me a proper heal.
My paradox of strength and faith drives party folk hysterical.
I am the very model of a modern battle clerical!
I enjoyed this one. I think I will break down and put all of the Masterwork Theatres so far (all three) on the www.lessah.com site somewhere.