It's a team game, remember.

[Zenako]

If I am in a group, I want any mob seeing our bard to roll a Fortitude save (DC = Perform +d20) or turn into a platinum statue, which gives you 1d100 plat each time you damage it in melee.

Nerf alert... it only can be sung ONCE the mobs are fascinated...that should quiet the dissenters, not that it really matters since you get 95% of them anyway the first time. Kinda like the Suggestion song, only now you suggest that instead of having to kill them and THEN loot the chest, they just hand over the goods right now and avoid the messy middle part...