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    Default AUSSIE: I challenge you to a QWIJILACK FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHT

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    Aussie...I challenge YOU to a QWIJYLACK (Tm) sponsored friday night fight.

    A no armor, no weapons, no magic, no monk, best 3/5, slugfest.

    WHY?? WHY YOU MAY ASK??

    Because you're too darn nice to EVERYONE. And it gets on my nerves! On my nerves it gets, your niceness!!!

    Will you step up?? We'll see.

    Sidebet: The loser...must join the other's guild for one week, and raid consistently, starting each raid with: "I'm so glad I left X guild, my new guild X, is soooo much better."

    Are you AFRAID Aussie?

    YOU BETTER BE!!!!


    GORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNN

    (The preceding is for comedy. I <3 Aussie. The challenge is real, but not the angry tone)
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    Wink

    Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,I am so ready.I am so gonna get to touch your nice dwarven .... LOL.Be afraid be very afraid I am going to take advantage!!!!!And when I am done with you .........you shall beg me for more!
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    This should be entertaining. Don't make me bully you Gornn, you can't hit women Unless they're into that sorta thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boldrin View Post
    This should be entertaining. Don't make me bully you Gornn, you can't hit women Unless they're into that sorta thing
    It's ok I will actually hit him 2xharder and he will cry like a little BI**** ,now just remember you wanted this ........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussieee View Post
    Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,I am so ready.I am so gonna get to touch your nice dwarven .... LOL.Be afraid be very afraid I am going to take advantage!!!!!And when I am done with you .........you shall beg me for more!

    You are going DOWN, Aussie. Downtown like charlie brown!! This I vow! WOOT.

    I am going to do the "Go Gornn, Go Gornn...Go, Go, Go Gornn" dance on your unconscious body!!


    OH...and everyone in DON'T U LOVE GORNN is looking forward to welcoming you to our guild for a week too!!


    Boldrin: :P. It's merciful damage...that makes it okay. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gornn View Post
    You are going DOWN, Aussie. Downtown like charlie brown!! This I vow! WOOT.

    I am going to do the "Go Gornn, Go Gornn...Go, Go, Go Gornn" dance on your unconscious body!!


    OH...and everyone in DON'T U LOVE GORNN is looking forward to welcoming you to our guild for a week too!!


    Boldrin: :P. It's merciful damage...that makes it okay. :P
    Merciful damage .... is that like a pity f**k? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussieee View Post
    Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,I am so ready.I am so gonna get to touch your nice dwarven .... LOL.Be afraid be very afraid I am going to take advantage!!!!!And when I am done with you .........you shall beg me for more!
    Gornn... you lucky dwarven S.O.B.

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    What I find most funny is even on a fun event like this Monks are being left out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lufia View Post
    Gornn... you lucky dwarven S.O.B.
    Never let it be said I can't pick my spots, Luf :P


    Unknownperson: To be fair, I don't dislike monks. My point is that in an unarmored, no weapons battle royal...a monk has a teeny advantage.

    Thats all.
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    Understood, was just having a little fun. To add to this though, why is it they are left out of parties because they are gimp, but when you have a fist-to-cuffs event they are considered overpowered?

    (and yes I am trolling, this does sound like a fun event)

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    U.P.: I think thats the definition of irony.

    Gornn!

    PS: AUSSIE IS GOING DOWN
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gornn View Post
    U.P.: I think thats the definition of irony.

    Gornn!

    PS: AUSSIE IS GOING DOWN
    i bet aussie loses just so gorrn doesn't lose followers to his faith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    To all of you that love Gornn I am sorry to inform you that he will be mine,not for a day or but for a whole week.Yep thats right I will kick his ass fair and square.Gonna bring my bard and uhm she somehow likes dwarven meat!!!So just for the record self buffing is ok?:P And no lighting guards etc pls!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussieee View Post
    To all of you that love Gornn I am sorry to inform you that he will be mine,not for a day or but for a whole week.Yep thats right I will kick his ass fair and square.Gonna bring my bard and uhm she somehow likes dwarven meat!!!So just for the record self buffing is ok?:P And no lighting guards etc pls!!!
    And there is my proof that you are a big meanie, picking on Gornn, hes like the last puppy dog in the pet shop, you're gonna feel bad when you whoop him.



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    Quote Originally Posted by deathtouch View Post
    And there is my proof that you are a big meanie, picking on Gornn, hes like the last puppy dog in the pet shop, you're gonna feel bad when you whoop him.

    Actually I am quite afraid I will like it and he will even more
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    There is much potential good which may come from this upcoming nekked wrestling event... not that anyone is interested in the GORNN side of things...but I ain't seen no aussie ladies in their undies before...

    can we toss a little grease on the ground to get her all oiled up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherons_Chosen View Post
    There is much potential good which may come from this upcoming nekked wrestling event... not that anyone is interested in the GORNN side of things...but I ain't seen no aussie ladies in their undies before...

    can we toss a little grease on the ground to get her all oiled up?
    Aw thats too bad,I haven't seen any myselfBtw don't let my name fool you,its too easy for some reason:P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussieee View Post
    To all of you that love Gornn I am sorry to inform you that he will be mine,not for a day or but for a whole week.Yep thats right I will kick his ass fair and square.Gonna bring my bard and uhm she somehow likes dwarven meat!!!So just for the record self buffing is ok?:P And no lighting guards etc pls!!!
    Oh Aussie, that could be taken a couple of different ways lol, dwarven meat huh

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    she somehow likes dwarven meat!!!
    Killeric will atest to the truth of that statement... Dwarven lapdance anyone?

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    If you would like a non-partisan judge on this King Royale. I will oversee this match to ensure that both participants abide by the rules as set.

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