We need a nerf

[Lorien_the_First_One]

Can we please get nerf weapons added to the game? In D&D I often enjoyed using a sap, it would seem that given the love of nerfs among the player base, clearly a nice nerf bat would be the proper weapon in this game.

A regular nerf bat could do say 1d4 of non leathal damage. By the time you get up a named supernerf bat it would d say 16D6 non leathal plus give you a chance at a stun. At high level there should also be a chance that the enemy, once they see you walking in with a nerf bat, should fall down laughing and be incapacitated due to laughter for a short period of time.

For the repeater builds, we definately do need a nerf gun as well.

And I know this would be a bit of a departure from both PnP and standard Nerf rules but it would be nice to let the casters in on it by giving them something like "nerf storm". It would work a bit like ice storm only call down a rain of nerfballs.

thanks devs!

[GunboatDiplomat]

My cat used to be found of coughing up nerfballs. Till he got ran over by the neighbours car. True story unfortunately

[Snoggy]

clearly a nice nerf bat would be the proper weapon in this game.

Old joke. Been done already. Google Abashi's Rod of Disempowerment. EQ. Yawn.

[Brutous]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16910...makeovers.html

look at the nerf --- oh dear mother of @!#$@#$ if that is what nerf looks like today I am so down for it..

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[Lorien_the_First_One]

Old joke. Been done already. Google Abashi's Rod of Disempowerment. EQ. Yawn.

Ah yes, because nothing else in these forums is a retred joke and all of us played EQ.

[frugal_gourmet]

If you can find a way to get them saturated with water, you've got a menacing weapon on your hands.

[LazarusPossum]

*Opossum loots SNL's Nerf Crotch Bat*

WOOT!

[Lorien_the_First_One]

If you can find a way to get them saturated with water, you've got a menacing weapon on your hands.

One word... Merfolk's

[transtemporal]

It would be quite cool if getting hit by the nerf bat temporarily and randomly changed the way your class abilities, enhancements and feats worked. I predict the ultimate DDO end boss will be armed with one...

[LazarusPossum]

It would be quite cool if getting hit by the nerf bat temporarily and randomly changed the way your class abilities, enhancements and feats worked. I predict the ultimate DDO end boss will be armed with one...

...but you'd still get hit in the crotch. Just sayin'.

[samagee]

Can we please get nerf weapons added to the game? In D&D I often enjoyed using a sap, it would seem that given the love of nerfs among the player base, clearly a nice nerf bat would be the proper weapon in this game.

A regular nerf bat could do say 1d4 of non leathal damage. By the time you get up a named supernerf bat it would d say 16D6 non leathal plus give you a chance at a stun. At high level there should also be a chance that the enemy, once they see you walking in with a nerf bat, should fall down laughing and be incapacitated due to laughter for a short period of time.

For the repeater builds, we definately do need a nerf gun as well.

And I know this would be a bit of a departure from both PnP and standard Nerf rules but it would be nice to let the casters in on it by giving them something like "nerf storm". It would work a bit like ice storm only call down a rain of nerfballs.

thanks devs!

I use a club for the sap feat on my rogue.

[transtemporal]

...but you'd still get hit in the crotch. Just sayin'.

Totally. Thats why the nerf bat is the ultimate weapon, its humiliating, comical and debilitating at the same time!

[Memnir]

I want Nerf Armor. And it needs to be skinned to look exactly like this...


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[transtemporal]

I want Nerf Armor. And it needs to be skinned to look exactly like this...

Oh baby, my wf would look awesome in the nerf docent!

Actually come to think of it if I turn all my settings down, he does look like that, lol.

[KoboldKiller]

I call for a nerf to the forums where we are all limited to 5 characters per post.

That would make things interesting.


It would definately frustrate those who like to post long pointless remarks.

[baddax]

I want Nerf Armor. And it needs to be skinned to look exactly like this...


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My nerf armor says "im rubber and your all glue!!"