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    Default We need a nerf

    Can we please get nerf weapons added to the game? In D&D I often enjoyed using a sap, it would seem that given the love of nerfs among the player base, clearly a nice nerf bat would be the proper weapon in this game.

    A regular nerf bat could do say 1d4 of non leathal damage. By the time you get up a named supernerf bat it would d say 16D6 non leathal plus give you a chance at a stun. At high level there should also be a chance that the enemy, once they see you walking in with a nerf bat, should fall down laughing and be incapacitated due to laughter for a short period of time.

    For the repeater builds, we definately do need a nerf gun as well.

    And I know this would be a bit of a departure from both PnP and standard Nerf rules but it would be nice to let the casters in on it by giving them something like "nerf storm". It would work a bit like ice storm only call down a rain of nerfballs.

    thanks devs!

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    My cat used to be found of coughing up nerfballs. Till he got ran over by the neighbours car. True story unfortunately

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorien the First One View Post
    clearly a nice nerf bat would be the proper weapon in this game.
    Old joke. Been done already. Google Abashi's Rod of Disempowerment. EQ. Yawn.

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    Default must read...

    http://www.cracked.com/article_16910...makeovers.html

    look at the nerf --- oh dear mother of @!#$@#$ if that is what nerf looks like today I am so down for it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snoggy View Post
    Old joke. Been done already. Google Abashi's Rod of Disempowerment. EQ. Yawn.
    Ah yes, because nothing else in these forums is a retred joke and all of us played EQ.

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    If you can find a way to get them saturated with water, you've got a menacing weapon on your hands.

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    *Opossum loots SNL's Nerf Crotch Bat*

    WOOT!
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    It would be quite cool if getting hit by the nerf bat temporarily and randomly changed the way your class abilities, enhancements and feats worked. I predict the ultimate DDO end boss will be armed with one...
    Some toons with Cow in the name, and some without.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frugal_gourmet View Post
    If you can find a way to get them saturated with water, you've got a menacing weapon on your hands.
    One word... Merfolk's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorien the First One View Post
    Can we please get nerf weapons added to the game? In D&D I often enjoyed using a sap, it would seem that given the love of nerfs among the player base, clearly a nice nerf bat would be the proper weapon in this game.

    A regular nerf bat could do say 1d4 of non leathal damage. By the time you get up a named supernerf bat it would d say 16D6 non leathal plus give you a chance at a stun. At high level there should also be a chance that the enemy, once they see you walking in with a nerf bat, should fall down laughing and be incapacitated due to laughter for a short period of time.

    For the repeater builds, we definately do need a nerf gun as well.

    And I know this would be a bit of a departure from both PnP and standard Nerf rules but it would be nice to let the casters in on it by giving them something like "nerf storm". It would work a bit like ice storm only call down a rain of nerfballs.

    thanks devs!
    I use a club for the sap feat on my rogue.

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