Now THERE'S an idea....a fedora toup!!!!!! Real posh, better than the cap. I'll make sure you'll get a small percentage of the royalties when it goes on sale. *Charges off to get started on the project, whistling "Puttin On the Ritz...*
I'd shave my head just to wear one. I could wear the only kind of hat I would ever wear, and lose the hair for bedtime. Do you KNOW how hard it is to sleep with a foot of hair?