Legions Fault Again :D

[ace_mason]

That's the beauty of the situation. We feign ignorance and inability to do even the simplest of chores, so that; a) the woman does all the work, and b) the woman feels a sense of control. It is rather simple actually. We just tack on a little begging for sex and whining when you hold it over our heads. Little do you know that if we want really "good" sex, we can let our fingers do the walking and for the price of a cheap knockoff handbag we can have all we want and guilt free to boot.

Men are just bidding our time and waiting for technology to catch up with our desires. Think Stepford Wives. After that, they'll be a bounty out on you all. Except the ones fortunate enough to be penned up for breeding purposes only.

lmfao

[Rayzorlew]

Men are just biding our time and waiting for technology to catch up with our desires. Think Stepford Wives.

I've already placed my order…….hot Asian chick, with mute connected to a "Clapper."

[Aarwin]

I've already placed my order…….hot Asian chick, with mute connected to a "Clapper."

That wouldnt surprise me Womp. LMAO

[Renegade66]

I've already placed my order…….hot Asian chick, with mute connected to a "Clapper."

OMG, rolling. Sorry to say, I'm already sold out on hot asian chicks.

[PaintHorseCowboy]

Hmm... free advice from Ren's councelling service.

Well, I guess that will solve the problem, either it stops or I'm quickly single and it stops...

Until I have to start making those monthly cheques out to her and her lawyer.

Hmm... that might actually be cheaper.

You know why divorce is so expensive....

...because it's WORTH IT!

[lostinjapan]

I find it oddly amusing that at least the majority of the most (erroneously) vocal men on this thread are either married (happily by all accounts) or have, at one time or another, revealed to me that they are looking for that 'special someone'.

I am reminded of a peacock strutting and wonder what all the swagger is for. Relax. We women don't bite. Much.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ~~Robert A. Heinlein

[Rayzorlew]

I find it oddly amusing that at least the majority of the most (erroneously) vocal men on this thread are either married (happily by all accounts) or have, at one time or another, revealed to me that they are looking for that 'special someone'.

First, yes I'm married....so Ren please hurry with my delivery, you did say I could get credit for trading in the old model, right?

..and two, Lost I only "revealed to you that I was looking for that special someone," because I thought I finally had you drunk enough!

[Renegade66]

First, yes I'm married....so Ren please hurry with my delivery, you did say I could get credit for trading in the old model, right?

Yep, once they turn 20 we retire them from service.

[lostinjapan]

..and two, Lost I only "revealed to you that I was looking for that special someone," because I thought I finally had you drunk enough!

But you should know by now....

I will never ever be drunk enough.

[DoctorWhofan]

I find it oddly amusing that at least the majority of the most (erroneously) vocal men on this thread are either married (happily by all accounts) or have, at one time or another, revealed to me that they are looking for that 'special someone'.

I am reminded of a peacock strutting and wonder what all the swagger is for. Relax. We women don't bite. Much.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ~~Robert A. Heinlein

Men be silly creatures! And they do cause Lag, DOwntime, and global warming.

[Uamhas]

To the guys: In the dark, all cats are grey.

I've already placed my order…….hot Asian chick, with mute connected to a "Clapper."

To Rayzor: I have two words for you: Bennie Boy.
and to Lost...

~snip~ We women don't bite. Much.

Speak for yourself.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ~~Robert A. Heinlein

(love this quote)

[PaintHorseCowboy]

Men be silly creatures! And they do cause Lag, DOwntime, and global warming.

I have no problem with causing "Downtime"........ ...... ..... .... ... .. .

[Memnir]

Horse, bro, if your having a little too much "downtime" - they make a lill blue pill for that.

[ShaeNightbird]

We women don't bite. Much.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ~~Robert A. Heinlein

I'll only bite a man who won't leave a bad aftertaste.
Great quote, Lost.

[PaintHorseCowboy]

Horse, bro, if your having a little too much "downtime" - they make a lill blue pill for that.

I said I was causing it, not suffering from it. Quite the contrary....

[caliestro]

I said I was causing it, not suffering from it. Quite the contrary....

yea horse you can fix that by stop hanging around a bunch of lonely guys strapped to a pc game talking about how quickly your gonna pwn the pit fiend.

now guys maybe to blame cause it's always our fault. so i am a guy i am wrong.....oh well i accepted i was wrong now cook me dinner

[hennebux]

One good quote deserves another.

"Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.”

~Mae West