Winterfest songs 2008

[Lady_Draconus]

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Come one, come all, Winter festivities are at hand. Tubine is preparing for the upcoming Winter festival. Bard get out your instraments and prepare your songs for Winterfest 2008. Lets hear your favorite winters songs in DDO style.

some examples Oh Holy Knight, Hordo got run over by a Dragon, Aneta we have heard on High, and many more.....

Let us see the creativity of our Khyberian Bards. Who will be first?

[Lifeblood]

Not all that original but..so what

For the the Aussie I dislike the least (no insult is intended to Aussies Its an inside joke)

You're a mean one, Mr. Lex
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as Big red, you're as sweet as defenders spewing greasy goo, Mr. Lex
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Lex
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Lex
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr.Lex

You have Kobolds in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick Sahaugin, Mr.Lex
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick Sahaugin
Christmas Carols Lyrics Page



Hordos Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Ice Flensers nipping at your nose
Demonic chants being sung by a Wizard with care
And folks dressed up like Koblods
Everybody knows a Dancing ball and some firewalls
Help to make the season bright
Tiny halflings with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Big Red is on his way
He's bringing lots of Pain and Suffering on his sleigh
And every mother's defender is gonna spy
To see if Devils really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Run like hell and hide or he will get you to

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Run like hell and hide or he will get you to

[Lady_Draconus]

On the first day of Winter fest My Cleric gave to me
A Kobold in a rusty cage

On the second day of Winter fest My Cleric gave to me
Two H3ll hounds flames a spewing
And a Kobold in a rusty cage

On the third day of Winter fest My Cleric gave to me
Three Orcs a fighting
Two H3ll hounds flames a spewing
And a Kobold in a rusty cage.

On the fourth day of Winter fest My Cleric gave to me
Four Bats a biting
Three Orcs a fighting
Two H3ll hounds flames a spewing
And a Kobold in a rusty cage.

On the fifth day of Winter fest My Cleric gave to me
Five Reaver Rings
Four Bats a biting
Three Orcs a fighting
Two H3ll hounds flames a spewing
And a Kobold in a rusty cage.

On the Sixth day of Winter fest My Cleric gave to me
Six Ghouls a hunting
Five Reaver Rings
Four Bats a biting
Three Orcs a fighting
Two H3ll hounds flames a spewing
And a Kobold in a rusty cage.

On the seventh day of Winter fest My Cleric gave to me
Seven Cultists praying
Six Ghouls a hunting
Five Reaver Rings
Four Bats a biting
Three Orcs a fighting
Two H3ll hounds flames a spewing
And a Kobold in a rusty cage.

On the Eighth day of Winter fest My Cleric gave to me
Eight Halflings tumbling
Seven Cultists praying
Six Ghouls a hunting
Five Reaver Rings
Four Bats a biting
Three Orcs a fighting
Two H3ll hounds flames a spewing
And a Kobold in a rusty cage.

On the Ninth day of Winter fest My Cleric gave to me
Nine Devils dancing
Eight Halflings tumbling
Seven Cultists praying
Six Ghouls a hunting
Five Reaver Rings
Four Bats a biting
Three Orcs a fighting
Two H3ll hounds flames a spewing
And a Kobold in a rusty cage.

On the tenth day of Winter fest My Cleric gave to me
Ten Large horns a playing
Nine Devils dancing
Eight Halflings tumbling
Seven Cultists praying
Six Ghouls a hunting
Five Reaver Rings
Four Bats a biting
Three Orcs a fighting
Two H3ll hounds flames a spewing
And a Kobold in a rusty cage.

On the Eleventh day of Winter fest My Cleric gave to me
Eleven scrolls of Healing
Ten Large horns a playing
Nine Devils dancing
Eight Halflings tumbling
Seven Cultists praying
Six ghouls a hunting
Five Reaver Rings
Four Bats a biting
Three Orcs a fighting
Two H3ll hounds flames a spewing
And a Kobold in a rusty cage.

On the twelfth day of Winter fest My Cleric gave to me
Twelve dozen Orathon (ugh)
Eleven Scrolls of Healing
Ten Large horns a playing
Nine Devils dancing
Eight Halflings tumbling
Seven Cultists praying
Six ghouls a hunting
Five Reaver Rings
Four Bats a biting
Three Orcs a fighting
Two H3ll hounds flames a spewing
And a Kobold in a rusty cage.

[cardmj1]

We three Elves of Khyber are
A cleric, a fighter, and a bard
From Korthos Isle to Reaver’s Refuge
Still hating Coyle to guard

O potion of wonder, vault of night
Dragon with fire burning bright
Cleric is pleading, no mana for healing
Guide us to thy perfect fight

Born a demon on Shavarath's plain
Sword I bring to kill him again
The Shroud is closed, exploits exposed
No larges to attain

O potion of wonder, vault of night
Dragon with fire burning bright
Cleric is pleading, no mana for healing
Guide us to thy perfect fight

Festivult festivities are nigh
New cookies and cakes for me to try
Pray'r and praising, cakes for raising
Hope there’s a cookie with fly

O potion of wonder, vault of night
Dragon with fire burning bright
Cleric is pleading, no mana for healing
Guide us to thy perfect fight

The forums are flaming full of doom
Breathes of life of gathering gloom
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying
The lag has sealed our tomb

O potion of wonder, vault of night
Dragon with fire burning bright
Cleric is pleading, no mana for healing
Guide us to thy perfect fight

We need to run the Dead shall Rise
Faithful Departed and Sacrifice
Alleluia, Alleluia
I got 1750 favor the bard replies

O potion of wonder, vault of night
Dragon with fire burning bright
Cleric is pleading, no mana for healing
Guide us to thy perfect fight

[Hordo]

Hordos Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

What?! Wait?! Does this mean my fiancée who left me just before Thanksgiving is coming back?!

[Hordo]

Here Comes Hordoclaus

Here comes Hordoclaus, here comes Hordoclaus,
Right off Korthos Island
Hordiva and Lukkie and all his hagglebots
Pullin' on the reins
Bells are ringin', kobolds singin'
All is merry and bright
Hang your backpacks and sing your focusing chants
'Cause Hordoclaus comes tonight!

Here comes Hordoclaus, here comes Hordoclaus,
Right off Korthos Island
He's gota bag that's filled with goodies
For boys and girls again
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
Oh what a beautiful sight
So rush all to the Leaky Dinghy
'Cause Hordoclaus comes tonight!

Here comes Hordoclaus, here comes Hordoclaus,
Right off Korthos Island
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor
He loves you just the same
Hordoclaus knows we're all Gygax' children
That makes everything right
So fill your hearts with Festivus cheer
'Cause Hordoclaus comes tonight!

Here comes Hordoclaus, here comes Hordoclaus,
Right off Korthos Island
He'll come around when the chimes ring out
That it's Festivus time again
Peace on Xendrik will come to all
If we just follow the light
So lets give thanks to Turbine above
That Hordoclaus comes tonight!

[cardmj1]

Gimpee, the multi-class ranger
Had a very shiny bow
And if you ever saw him
You would see a bright soul stone

All of the other melees
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Gimpee
Join in any of the elite raids

Then one laggy Festivult Eve
L33ter came to say
Gimpee with your bow so bright
Won’t you fill out my raid tonight

Gimpee went to see the Queen
He killed her and evaded her blades too
Raised the rest of the party
And the chest had no raid loooooooot

[cdbd3rd]

We three Elves of Khyber are
A cleric, a fighter, and a bard
From Korthos Isle to Reaver’s Refuge
Still hating Coyle to guard
*snip*

These might almost make xmas music worth listening to. (Instrumental version, reading along with the tune...)

[cardmj1]

For the whiners who are quitting...

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind ?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne!

ummm... nvm. Cubie will be watching..

Chipmunk song redux...

all right you Melees! Ready to sing your song?
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's sing it now!
Okay, Fighter?
-Okay!
Okay, Barbarian?
-Okay!
Okay, Rogue? Rogue? ROGUE!
-OKAY!!!)

Festivus, Festivus time is near
Time for sword and time for shields
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Festivus, hurry fast
Want a Bloodstone seeker to loot
Me, I want a Kardin’s Eye
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Festivus, don't be late.

(Okay fellas get ready.
That was very good, Fighter.
-Naturally.
Very good Barbarian.
-Ahhh.
Ah, Rogue, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Rogue. Rogue. ROGUE!
-OKAY.)

Want a Bloodstone seeker to loot
I still want a Kardin’s Eye
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Festivus, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Festivus, don't be late.

(Very good, boys
-Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!
No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
-What do you mean overdo it?
-We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, boys
-Why can't we sing it again?
-[metal clanking in the background]
Rogue, cut that out..Barbarian, just a minute.
Fighter will you cut that out? Boys...)

[Strakeln]

Creepin's Grandma got run over by a warforged,
Arguing at her house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Payback,
But as for Pinky and Creepin, they believe.

She'd been canceling subscriptions,
And we'd begged her just to play.
But she took it one step further,
Called Turbine and said "no way".

When they found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack.
There were rusties on her forehead,
And incriminating oil marks on her back.

Creepin's Grandma got run over by a warforged,
Arguing at her house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Payback,
But as for Pinky and Creepin, they believe.

Now we're all so proud of Pinky,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there griefing Shrouders,
Until Turbine shut down that hell.

It's not Christmas without Creepin's Grandma.
The stolen names have been given back.

And we just can't help but wonder:
Grandma's card? Isn't that whack?

Creepin's Grandma got run over by a warforged,
Arguing at her house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Payback,
But as for Pinky and Creepin, they believe.

[cdbd3rd]

Creepin's Grandma got run over by a warforged,
.....

Oh, no you din't.

[cardmj1]

Too funny!

[Strakeln]

On the tenth day of Festivus,

Qwijy gave to me:

Ten stacks of heal scrolls,

No shadow humping,

Ever dropping prices,

Seven ghasts a-whacking,

Six stacks of barskin,

FIIIIIIVE MAAAAANAAAAA PAAAAAHHHHHHHHTS,

Four shrubbery,

Free shipping,

Two separate stores,

And a naaaked ham dance line!

[Gypsy_Mouse]

Awesome songs, guys and gals!

Oh, no you din't.

lol Oh yes he di-id!

On the tenth day of Festivus,

Qwijy gave to me:

Qwijy only celebrates 10 days? Party p.ooper!

And a naaaked ham dance line!

I'm not so sure that's a good thing to get.

[Rog]

it was right before Festivus and the girls was drunk and naked

but then they shut down the fountian and lunarwater was not to be found

now the girls are mad as hell without a doubt without water they cant get naked sing and dance slay the evil ones

so please save are Festivus and open up the shroud

keep those evil exploiters from are drunken girls

only luna knows what they would do under the her full moon

they might try to play halfing football and toss the little ones around for without the lunawater how else would they get the girls that are not drunk nor naked

so turbine please save are Festivus so we can be merry with cheer

sipping are luna water naked in the spring singing to are moon goddess in her splender as the moonlight lights

the happy path over her drunken naked girls for men to find there Festivus in the moonlight in the shroud
cheers luna cheers

lunarsong> sining to his goddess to help bring the wicked back to the rightious path so are goddess will reward this us this Festivus year so all thee evil ones who read this beware your wicked ways shall not destroy this Festivus session the goddess luna shall always win!!!!!!!!!!!!
loyal subject of the goddess and my the water flow like wine this Festivus year into the mouths of all the goddess drunken naked girls amen

[cardmj1]

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum!
What warforge shall I make you?
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum!
What warforge shall I make you?

I shall cover you in mithril pink
A docent shaded in lime green
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum!
What warforge shall I make you?

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum!
Shall I make you a fighter?
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum!
A two weapon blade master?

For every battle a Tannenbaum!
A fighter’s sword is sharp and bright
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum!
Shall I make you a fighter?

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum!
A caster might be better!
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum!
Firewalls and clouds of glitter.

Each spell doth hold its own power.
That makes each mob to burn brighter
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum!
I will make you a caster!

[Lady_Draconus]

Very, Very nice, I know there are more songs and bards out there. Come now, Don't be shy, sit down by the fire and sing us some more songs.