Corrupt a Wish: DDO Style

[Hambo]

Granted, But since im unfamiliar with that term you get turned into a Ball

I wish that Dwarves had a /beer command

Granted. You're now too busy eliminating beer to do anything else.

I wish Rogues could pick pockets.

[Hambo]

but it summons a beholder everytime

I wish we got the fly spell

Granted. You are now surrounded by a cloud of flies.

I wish Monks had more "compatible" waeponry.

[DasLurch]

Granted, but the new weapons will be throwing sticks that deal 1d2 damage, and everyone will refer to them as toothpicks from now on.

I wish that I could "will" bound raid loot to another character so I could re-roll my old original 28 point build.

[DasLurch]

And to the OP, this is a great thread

[DasLurch]

Granted. You're now too busy eliminating beer to do anything else.

I wish Rogues could pick pockets.

Granted, but now all that the rogues can take through picking pockets are spell components and a max 100 cp.

I wish that I wasn't answer 2 different posts by doing this right now... so read the other post for my wish

[Guildmaster_Kadish]

Granted, but the new weapons will be throwing sticks that deal 1d2 damage, and everyone will refer to them as toothpicks from now on.

I wish that I could "will" bound raid loot to another character so I could re-roll my old original 28 point build.

Granted, but it's all retroactively nerfed to the point of uselessness.

I wish that there was a reason for people with evasion to run the new content.

[DasLurch]

Granted, but it's all retroactively nerfed to the point of uselessness.

I wish that there was a reason for people with evasion to run the new content.

Granted, now all new content is "Solo" only.

I wish that it was easier to level up to 13 if you have a capped character.

[Kraldor]

Granted, now all new content is "Solo" only.

I wish that it was easier to level up to 13 if you have a capped character.

Granted, but the level cap is now 160.

I wish Air Elemental knockdown had a save.

[Borror0]

Granted, but the level cap is now 160.

hehe, I had the same thought but I had no wish to go with it.

[query]

Granted, but the level cap is now 160.

I wish Air Elemental knockdown had a save.

Granted, but it's DC 372, and Turbine promises to "balance" the elmental again soon.


I wish I could play a Shifter.

[Big_Russ]

Granted, but it's DC 372, and Turbine promises to "balance" the elmental again soon.


I wish I could play a Shifter.

Granted, but the only shapes available are farm animals.

I wish it wasn't so expensive to cleric.

[Hafeal]

Granted, but the only shapes available are farm animals.

I wish it wasn't so expensive to cleric.

Granted, the only playable class is now a cleric.

I wish the spell "light" was available.

[bobbryan2]

Granted, the only playable class is now a cleric.

I wish the spell "light" was available.

Granted, but now all quests are like Rainbow in the Dark, light still doesn't work, and you need a torch to see.

But it's pretty in town.

I wish I didn't have to rerun the VONs to go run Velah.

[Hafeal]

Granted, but now all quests are like Rainbow in the Dark, light still doesn't work, and you need a torch to see.

But it's pretty in town.

I wish I didn't have to rerun the VONs to go run Velah.

Granted, you now have to run every DQ pre-req every time you want to enter House K.

I wish DDO would make uncanny dodge permanent and not a clickie.

[Tails]

And to the OP, this is a great thread

Thank You

Granted, you now have to run every DQ pre-req every time you want to enter House K.

I wish DDO would make uncanny dodge permanent and not a clickie.

Granted but now only mobs can use Uncanny dodge

I wish that mod 9 will bring something new and interesting to the game.

[Hobgoblin]

yes but it is al gore in a bikini

i wish i could remember the rules to this very cool thread

[Tails]

yes but it is al gore in a bikini

Uh make a wish please?

[Hobgoblin]

edited my last post but will repost here


i wish i could remember the rules of the cool thread

[Tails]

edited my last post but will repost here


i wish i could remember the rules of the cool thread

Granted but you forget everything else you knew

I wish there was tastier ham

[Hobgoblin]

but you take 10d10 pts of con damage

i wish we could pvp the dev who made the pit and the coalence chamber