Corrupt a Wish: DDO Style

[Kevlar]

Granted, but now you find that you didn't give your toon enough intelligence to un-sheathe them.

I wish for magic under-pants.

Granted, now you always look and smell as though you just took a dump in your pants.

I wish for the level cap to be raised.

[SciFiCowboy]

Granted, now you always look and smell as though you just took a dump in your pants.

I wish for the level cap to be raised.

Granted but all mob's CR value increases by 150

I wish mobs in the Vale could stop shooting around and over mountians to crit me

[Ezzee]

Granted but all mob's CR value increases by 150

I wish mobs in the Vale could stop shooting around and over mountians to crit me

Granted. Now they just shoot through the mountains in order to crit you.

I wish that all of my quests had color commentary accompaniment provided by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

[Dexxaan]

granted. Now They Just Shoot Through The Mountains In Order To Crit You.

Rofl - You definitely have Genie Blood in you.

[MissErres]

Granted. Now they just shoot through the mountains in order to crit you.

I wish that all of my quests had color commentary accompaniment provided by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

Granted, but it also includes Richard Simmons.

I wish for "Run" as a skill we can put points into.

[Josh]

Granted. Now they just shoot through the mountains in order to crit you.

I wish that all of my quests had color commentary accompaniment provided by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

Granted, but it is translated into Martian before you hear it and then played backwards.

I wish that beholders worked properly.

[Cheeseball]

Granted, but it also includes Richard Simmons.

I wish for "Run" as a skill we can put points into.

Granted. The more points you put in it, the more chance your attacks have of ruining the enemy's stockings.

I wish we could re-enable traps or set our own.

[DelScorcho]

I can't believe no one responded to this one

I wish that i never saw bran post on the forums ever again

Granted, but now he comes to your house to tell you what he feels about forum topics.

I wish people would spay or neuter their pet rust monsters.

[Dexxaan]

I can't believe no one responded to this one

Granted, but now he comes to your house to tell you what he feels about forum topics.

ROFL - Too bad he wont make it past the security guards and gate.

[Orrick_The_Undying]

I wish people would spay or neuter their pet rust monsters.

DISCLAIMER: For the duration of this thread's life Dexxaan must abstain from drinking any coffee, or other, to be named later, beverages whilst I'm posting. I've already cost him 3 monitors....seriously.....I'm not joking....I have....His wife hates me

Granted, .. ala Dirty Jobs w/ Mike Rowe but DDO style...You're performing all of the operations and you have to use your teeth [ watch those fillings ].

I wish the Deck of Many Things was a fully functionable, usable exactly as in PnP, in game loot item. { see my sig.. I'm already a fool so I could use it w/o consequence }. Nothing stops a group dead in their tracks like a Deck of Many Things.

[DelScorcho]

DISCLAIMER: For the duration of this thread's life Dexxaan must abstain from drinking any coffee, or other, to be named later, beverages whilst I'm posting. I've already cost him 3 monitors....seriously.....I'm not joking....I have....His wife hates me

Granted, .. ala Dirty Jobs w/ Mike Rowe but DDO style...You're performing all of the operations and you have to use your teeth [ watch those fillings ].

Ouch. Is it too late to ask for a 12 inch pianist? Also, where can I get everbright fillings?

[Braegan]

Granted. The more points you put in it, the more chance your attacks have of ruining the enemy's stockings.

I wish we could re-enable traps or set our own.

Granted, but each trap you set has a 50% of backfiring and blowing up in your face.

I wish crafting was implemented as in PnP. As in Wizards can Brew Potion, Scribe Scrolls, Forge Rings, etc.

[Lonewolfe]

I wish crafting was implemented as in PnP. As in Wizards can Brew Potion, Scribe Scrolls, Forge Rings, etc.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but the crafted items are random like the doom sphere's from Cipher, but instead of 90% of the effects being death, you get ghost touch of bashing shields 90% of the time.

I wish debuffs would expire when you leave/enter a new instance just like buffs do.

[Phidius]

Granted, but the crafted items are random like the doom sphere's from Cipher, but instead of 90% of the effects being death, you get ghost touch of bashing shields 90% of the time.

I wish debuffs would expire when you leave/enter a new instance just like buffs do.

Granted, now you have to use /death to leave an instance, and entering a new instance will trigger the Abbot's Inferno.

I wish I could search the auction house from a web browser at work.

[Maxine]

Granted, now you have to use /death to leave an instance, and entering a new instance will trigger the Abbot's Inferno.

I wish I could search the auction house from a web browser at work.

granted but all you could search for are masterwork daggers

I wish everyone had +30 striding boots

[Slink]

granted but all you could search for are masterwork daggers

I wish everyone had +30 striding boots

Granted, but at low levels you will trip on stairs causing /death to /resloc

I wish greensteel items would make their users turn into orthons with 5 hp.

[Hafeal]

Granted, but at low levels you will trip on stairs causing /death to /resloc

I wish greensteel items would make their users turn into orthons with 5 hp.

Granted by the Orthons have an AC of 100 and a DR of 250.

I wish creatures hit points were 1/2 of what they are in game now.

[Guildmaster_Kadish]

Granted by the Orthons have an AC of 100 and a DR of 250.

I wish creatures hit points were 1/2 of what they are in game now.

Granted, players now do half the damage they did before.

I wish for Alchemists as a playable class!

[Dexxaan]

I wish for Alchemists as a playable class!

Granted! But you must serve drinks and food at the meridia tavern, you get a small commission and it translates into XP´s....and you will not be released until Level 20.


I wish Divine Favor would last like the spell it is.......

[Kevlar]

Granted! But you must serve drinks and food at the meridia tavern, you get a small commission and it translates into XP´s....and you will not be released until Level 20.


I wish Divine Favor would last like the spell it is.......

Granted, but a spelling error transforms the spell to Divine Flavor making you taste REALLY good.

I wish there was a way to interact across servers.