Corrupt a Wish: DDO Style

[Vindraxx]

Granted. Do you remember the sequel? You get that too. And nobody makes the TV show.

I wish I could launch 1 Staff of the Magi set to retributive strike back at the ballistas shooting them at me.

Granted. Ballista damage changed from physical to poison bolts that do 20d100 magical poison damage every 2 seconds for 30 seconds (stacks up to 5 times). Unfortunately the ballistas are immune to poison damage.

I wish that all epic quests that have a heroic counterpart were separate entries in the adventure compendium such that bravery bonuses could be acquired for bother heroic and epic levels.

[PermaBanned]

I wish epic RR, vale and amrath as end game

Granted! Upon completing all 3 the game ends, uninstalling it's self and deleting your account.

I wish all the quests had truly randomized mob & trap types and placement.



Edit: O.o? What happened to harry-p's post that I quoted? It was right after Vinds' and now it's gone? Wow, maybe my words hold power and he just finished end game...

[ArcaneArcher52689]

I wish all the quests had truly randomized mob & trap types and placement.

Granted:
All quests have been deleted. There is now a single quest in the entire game, called kobold chaos. It's a large room filled with 200 kobolds. Some of them will be fake kobolds that trigger a trap. Some of them will be pit-fiends in disguise. Some of them will just remember waterworks.


I wish all loot was btaoe(binds to account on equip)

[Nestroy]

I wish all loot was btaoe(binds to account on equip)

Granted. You now get the only 2 items that are btaoe in the whole game over and over. No other loot can be taken. At last Canith Crafting gets a huge comeback.

I wish for U23 to be bug free (meaning not introducing new bugs).

[Oliphant]

I wish for U23 to be bug free (meaning not introducing new bugs).

Granted. But the capstone quest requires escorting a pack of druids through a massive invisible ladder puzzle which they get stuck on in mid-shape shift and it melts your PC. All the GMs say is this is a known issue (old bug).

I wish for an arabian nights themed pack with a new enhancement line for falchion specialization.

[Minrothad]

Granted. The falchion enhancement line is for wizards and all it does is boost your abjuration spells DC.

I wish for a Nightmare difficulty setting for level 28s only.

[Nestroy]

(...)
I wish for a Nightmare difficulty setting for level 28s only.

Granted. Alas, they again mix up the difficulties of the quests (like they once did with LoD) and you are playing the cassual mobs in easy runs. All other players are complaining that the quests grew much too hard to play. It takes Turbine the better time of two years to sort things out. We get the story that they have to clean quest by quest by hand...

I wish for more fat reduced bacon on the guild ships.

[Oliphant]

I wish for more fat reduced bacon on the guild ships.

Granted. But it's April Fools.

I wish for gnomes

[RapkintheRanger]

Granted. But it's April Fools.

I wish for gnomes

Granted but they cost 50 dollars extra in a new 50 dollar 3 quest gnome focused expansion. They are massively overpowered an game breaking and then nerfed to oblivion and after 100 dollars can't complete Cannith Crystal on casual.


I wish for "The Caves of Chaos" to be released as a new low level forgotten realms quest pack.

[Forul]

Granted but they cost 50 dollars extra in a new 50 dollar 3 quest gnome focused expansion. They are massively overpowered an game breaking and then nerfed to oblivion and after 100 dollars can't complete Cannith Crystal on casual.


I wish for "The Caves of Chaos" to be released as a new low level forgotten realms quest pack.

Granted but in order to play it you need to pay 1990 turbine points and your character must be chaotic.

I wish for a new cosmetic hat in the shape of a maple tree.

[Oliphant]

I wish for a new cosmetic hat in the shape of a maple tree.

Granted. The EULA gives mystery company Akmak the rights to any maple syrup produced and remote access to your PC. Akmak is eventually acquired by the Russian mafia.

I wish the genie had been let of the bottle before going mad in there.

[brian14]

I wish the genie had been let of the bottle before going mad in there.

Granted. Being a SANE djinn (first one the world had seen in millennia), he laughs "You really thought I am bound to serve you?", stuffs you into the lamp and leaves. You go mad and start thinking of whoever releases you as your absolute master.

I wish for an original Dungeon Master's Guide in mint condition, signed by Gary Gygax.

[TeacherSyn]

I wish for an original Dungeon Master's Guide in mint condition, signed by Gary Gygax.

Granted.

But you'll have to visit Gary to do it. You'll need a shovel, a Club of the Holy Flame, perhaps a young priest and an old priest.

And you won't be able to resell that thing. Mold is one thing, but removing the Guide from the Dungeonmaster's cold dead hands makes it (and you) instantly cursed.

You'll roll 1s even trying to get a Coke out of the fridge.

I wish for psionic Monks in the game.

[Oliphant]

I wish for psionic Monks in the game.

Granted. Your new ability will be an epic self immolation that deals 1 million damage per monk level to you and all nearby enemies, npc allies, and party members, destroys nearby rez shrines and breaks all player's gear, including that jack jibbers blade, but doesn't work on red named.

I wish for whirled peas.

[charliecharlie]

I wish for whirled peas.

Granted! Your new Runearm now shoots Whirled Peas. But can only be carried by Vegatarian Artificers and Vegan Mechanical Rogues.

I wish that DDO had a weapon that was whatever level you are at, growing with you in level and in power as you leveled.

[Alexisus]

Granted! Your new Runearm now shoots Whirled Peas. But can only be carried by Vegatarian Artificers and Vegan Mechanical Rogues.

I wish that DDO had a weapon that was whatever level you are at, growing with you in level and in power as you leveled.

Granted, but the new weapon has to be bugbear feces and does an extra 1d6 smell damage to you and everyone around you per level.

[Alexisus]

oops. I wish for Dragonborn

[Minrothad]

oops. I wish for Dragonborn

Granted. Once you leave the ship, you take an arrow to the knee.

I wish that they buff Epic Necro 4 so much that it becomes the hardest content this game has ever seen.

[Saekee]

Granted. Once you leave the ship, you take an arrow to the knee.

I wish that they buff Epic Necro 4 so much that it becomes the hardest content this game has ever seen.

Granted. But players complain that being forced to play as a kobold is too difficult to charge Blitz since they can't hold bows. The raid gets nerfed and becomes a crystal collection timed run with mimics regurgitated from Menace disguised as Purples. Speed runs are still boa****lly posted and--surprise--a shuri-chucker almost completes it.

I wish assassins get INT to damage with daggers and kukri.