Corrupt a Wish: DDO Style

[Lauf]

Granted but if the hat comes off your character dies until it is put back on in a process more difficult than removing a second uncleansed greensteel item.

I wish the LFM panel was full of quests I want to do.

Granted!

LFMs are no longer de-listed, EVER.
The LFM panel is now full of quests you want to do, and full of quests in general. enjoy your ghost LFMs!

I wish you could actually get enough commendations for a heart of wood by leveling from 20 to 28 through Epic Hard questing, as we were promised...

[RedOrm]

Granted!

LFMs are no longer de-listed, EVER.
The LFM panel is now full of quests you want to do, and full of quests in general. enjoy your ghost LFMs!

I wish you could actually get enough commendations for a heart of wood by leveling from 20 to 28 through Epic Hard questing, as we were promised...

Granted!
XP and cov's are switched so you now get, for example, 50K or so covs for an EH VON3, and 18xp.

I wish the loot from the new raids more closely resembled what was shown in the Lama discussions.

Greetz,
Red Orm

[Nestroy]

Granted!
XP and cov's are switched so you now get, for example, 50K or so covs for an EH VON3, and 18xp.

I wish the loot from the new raids more closely resembled what was shown in the Lama discussions.

Greetz,
Red Orm

Granted. They get the wrong loot tables, though and you get the not-finished epic 3BC loot instead. It´s either thra*h, chrash or cash (to make it work)...

I wish for the Sirgog patch notes to come true...

[Book_O_Dragons]

Granted scores of quests are now impossible to complete due to the removal of their ladders.

I wish for infinite free Lesser Reincarnations.

[PermaBanned]

I wish for infinite free Lesser Reincarnations.

Granted! As soon as you complete one, the next begins.

I wish for all the loots of those who post rage quits...

[Oxarhamar]

Granted! As soon as you complete one, the next begins.

I wish for all the loots of those who post rage quits...

Granted Upon receiving all the loot in the game you have no reason to play and you rage quit yourself.

I wish all those who post they are quitting stopped posted on the forums if you don't play don't post.

[kierg10]

Granted Upon receiving all the loot in the game you have no reason to play and you rage quit yourself.

I wish all those who post they are quitting stopped posted on the forums if you don't play don't post.

Wish granted. The internet has shut down permanently, so they can no longer comment on these forums.

I wish for the phlogiston drop rate to be improved.

[the_one_dwarfforged]

Wish granted. The internet has shut down permanently, so they can no longer comment on these forums.

I wish for the phlogiston drop rate to be improved.

granted. there is now a new crafting system and wyrmwrought items are obsolete.

i wish for inspire courage to be a % based bonus.

[kierg10]

granted. there is now a new crafting system and wyrmwrought items are obsolete.

i wish for inspire courage to be a % based bonus.

granted. It gives you .7% damage boost.

I wish traps wouldn't kill you if you weren't physically in them.

[Nestroy]

granted. It gives you .7% damage boost.

I wish traps wouldn't kill you if you weren't physically in them.

Granted. Traps do kill now even evading toons instantly upon running thru.

I wish for another 10 weeks of DnD classic cards and a better chance to get IX and X cards.

[Erofen]

Granted. Traps do kill now even evading toons instantly upon running thru.

I wish for another 10 weeks of DnD classic cards and a better chance to get IX and X cards.

Granted. The card cruncher has now been removed from game.

I wish for Astral Diamonds to return to loot tables in the game.

[Spekdah_NZ]

Granted. The card cruncher has now been removed from game.

I wish for Astral Diamonds to return to loot tables in the game.

Granted. But now turbine takes 99% of shards as a fee on AH transactions.

I wish i could loot player corpses, even ones that die in my group.

[Frogger1234]

Granted. But now turbine takes 99% of shards as a fee on AH transactions. I wish i could loot player corpses, even ones that die in my group.

Granted! But when you touch a corpse to loot it you catch an incurable disease that results in your death. And after you die, other people can loot your corpse.

I wish I get a Card IX and X in my last d20 roll before the Anniversary event ends tomorrow.

[Nestroy]

Granted! But when you touch a corpse to loot it you catch an incurable disease that results in your death. And after you die, other people can loot your corpse.

I wish I get a Card IX and X in my last d20 roll before the Anniversary event ends tomorrow.

Granted, but during the following update U21.1 the card cruncher, the cards themselfs and all the permanent pots bug out and your cards therefore are reduced to uselessness. If you do not have already turned in the cards, you at least get some nice card art to look upon.

I wish for a U21.1 that does not break again some already and long ago fixed bugs.

Edit: Corrupting by telling me that U21.1 will create a plethora of new bugs is no valid corruption. This will happen anyway.

[Erofen]

Granted, but during the following update U21.1 the card cruncher, the cards themselfs and all the permanent pots bug out and your cards therefore are reduced to uselessness. If you do not have already turned in the cards, you at least get some nice card art to look upon.

I wish for a U21.1 that does not break again some already and long ago fixed bugs.

Edit: Corrupting by telling me that U21.1 will create a plethora of new bugs is no valid corruption. This will happen anyway.

Granted. All previously bugged abilities/quests/items have now been removed from the game. You are left only with the Club of the Holy Flame.

I wish for another wish.

[Nestroy]

Granted. All previously bugged abilities/quests/items have now been removed from the game. You are left only with the Club of the Holy Flame.

I wish for another wish.

Granted. You will get a new wish whenever you wish for one. As soon as you wish for something else than another wish, the wish system bugs out and you are left out in the cold. A fix will come soon(tm) and will disable the wish-feature completely. Lam tests get ignored as usual and the whole thing goes life. Many players leave in disgust (or test ESO). But hey, on the positive side, we instead get the Travelers Festival back in Stormreach.

I wish for a better rewards from the Travelers Egg Hunt.

[Meetch1972]

I wish for a better rewards from the Travelers Egg Hunt.

Granted. They're amazingly useful, and only work when you feed them astral shards faster than a long distance call from a phone booth would eat pennies.

I wish for incentive to get into playing DDO again...

[rehakp]

I wish for incentive to get into playing DDO again...

Granted. But next morning the game will shut down and never came back.

I wish i was sure what i want to play after getting completionist.

[Oliphant]

I wish i was sure what i want to play after getting completionist.

Granted. It's World of Warcraft!

I wish one of my toons could hunt down my other alts and take their PL quickening so there can be only one...

[Rykka]

Granted. It's World of Warcraft!

I wish one of my toons could hunt down my other alts and take their PL quickening so there can be only one...

Granted. Do you remember the sequel? You get that too. And nobody makes the TV show.

I wish I could launch 1 Staff of the Magi set to retributive strike back at the ballistas shooting them at me.